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Clarissa Slays It All

🕑 Added 2020-05-13 01:13:26 +0000 UTC

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Am Queue

Oops.

Noted as well. But, perhaps this is a clue to the timeline differences required for the development of AI

Pretty sure young Marten is wearing a Smashing Pumpkins shirt there 😍

Joe

well, they were named, but hadn't yet collected enough signatures to qualify for statehood ...

Joe

it's a gateway ...

William Etheridge

Tip o the hat to a fellow Science Nerd!

Lucanid Landman

I think that was 4e.

Certified Nerd

That Periodic Table in the background lets us know that Marten was in ninth grade in 2017 or so. Oganesson and Tennessine weren't named until then. :)

William Etheridge

I thought that 5e gave every class healing so that no one would ever have to worship a god ever again?

Aaron Schulz

They can shred face and then you heal you to full now. Its pretty awesome.

Matt

5e cleric are no joke btw. They solved the "who is the cleric" conundrum by making them all stars.

Matt

Feel ya bud.

Michael

Cleric/bard

SheepFace2000

Knock that shit off Tai

Clerics are no joke, you can build 'em to be just a great blend of combat-capable and support. Or you could back in 3.5 and Pathfinder, anyway. I have no idea what they're like these days.

Dean Reilly

I'm guessing that Clarissa is now a vegan Buddhist living in an ecologically-sustainable yurt.

MikeT

Clarissa and Bronzebottom from PVP can never meet.

Ste Saunders

Or peer pressured into playing a cleric!

Lightsabr2

I always wind up the cleric. (as I comment while raid healing classic bwl) >.>

Somebody Else

Oh Martin, you dork. Did you get peer-pressured into D&D or did you get peer-pressured into thinking D&D is lame?

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Lucky bastard.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I didn't discover D&D until college (1985), but getting drunk at a church college was still more socially acceptable.

Magic Beans

In Marten's case, probably, but it goes back further. The shirts were originally made by the Zero skateboard company and popularized when Billy Corgan wore one in the music video for "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" (1995).

Bagge

Not cool, Thai

TubaGinger

Nice Scott Pilgrim shirt. I think?

Thisguy

Such limited imagination to think only a fighter can use a sword.

SpookyPenguin

Oh Marten just play a rogue/thief and put frogs in Clarissa's pockets or something, be creative about it.

ljdbjlasfbjk

That's quite a bit of progress in four years.

cat2002

Guest comic: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2183

Drew Basford

I play D&D every week...... wait

Michael Boettger

Unless Steve is a friend from California, my thought is no.

Peter Jensen

I'm just going to leave this here: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=134

William Cole

Isn't there an old strip where the gang is role-playing, and Marten is an especially useless Bard? Or has my subconscious been writing fanfic again?

Summer Sudbrink

I was thinking bard.

Grace Kieser

C'mon, Marten! Don't be a square! Take a couple hits and ponder the feel of your tongue in your mouth!

Eleanor

Clarissa cameo please!

*ladder clacks against the windowsill*

Mark Hechim

Would it be possible for you to upload at a higher resolution? <3

Maelwys Myrddin

New miniseries?

Dylan T

Is...is the one with the frosted tips Steve?

Qixotic

I love _you_ Jeph Jacques and the alternate reality you've created. It's such a wonderful place to escape to during these (or any other) times of stress and uncertainty. Thanks for creating people and AIs with more humanity than we see in the 'real' world humans.

Wow, Marten hasn't really changed.

Patrick Liston

...You know, teen Marten had really good hair.

Erin Moriarty

I'm not sure what upsets me worse... The fact that I was basically long-haired Clarissa at that age, or the fact that it was basically guaranteed I would have boinked Marten in a Pumpkin's shirt for certain at that phase in my life.