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The Mothman Prophecies

🕑 Added 2020-05-17 01:12:10 +0000 UTC

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zibzis14

That is some impressive bio-nerdery. Have some cookies! 🍪🍪🍪

zibzis14

If Hannelore doesn’t like bugs landing on her, she should have been delighted to have bats showing up. A single bat eats more than half its body weight in insects each night; for a half-ounce big brown bat, that’s equivalent to 3,000 mosquitoes. Contrary to popular belief, bats that swoop at you at night aren’t interested in your hair or blood, but in the insects attracted to you. Bats are having an especially hard time right now, what with the media sensationalizing the theory that they’re the source of COVID-19. In fact, there’s no evidence that bats can spread the virus (which probably mutated after jumping to another mammal like a pangolin before it infected humans), so the bats being killed by fear-crazed people around the world are dying for nothing. Don’t fear bats. We need them. 🦇

Jax

where's an ectrichodine when you need one?

Brian

@dustin I would rather have spiders fall on me than centipedes. They’re spiders are chill bros, centipedes less so.

Dan Curtis

as long as it wasn't a centipede.

Are you implying that Hanners is part-Evangelion?

Andrew Diseker

She has PTMD: Post Traumatic Millipede Disorder.

Matt

"Millipedes: nature's millipedes" had be dying. Go Hanners, face those fears!

Simran Khalsa

A centipede once fell from the ceiling into a pan of food I was cooking. I fortunately was able to scoop it out and banish it (temporarily) outside before it cooked in. I don’t recall now if I was freaked out enough to dispose of the entire pan of food (bug cooties vs food waste vs “is this still vegetarian?”). I am now suddenly grateful it didn’t land on me!!!.

jimbo

don't go there!

Ralf Paul

At least it only crawled up her leg. It would have been worse if the millipede... on her leg. I'll see myself out.

Bagge

Ciiiiiiiircle of Liiiiiiiiiiife

My subconscious keeps trying standard dreams to scare/panic me. Like Naked in School - I'm a nudist, I'm ugly, and was hated at school, literally give zero f^^ks. Body horror - anthropology student who used to squick nursing students by reading illustrated tropical diseases books over lunch. Supernatural horror, Witch, professional thing that goes bump in the night. Seriously it is absurd. (Apparently my subconscious was not trained to deal with someone who has seen the Fnords)

Michael Boettger

She managed with the spiders in th CoD basement when she working there before. Maybe it's a case of the spider you know.

Ardent Slacker

Yeah, but nobody expects Faye to have good posture.

Ardent Slacker

Bezos blood feud and a very confusing restraining order.

Dustin

Well, on the bright side, they eat the spiders, so you didn't have any of THEM falling on you, which is nice.

Julia Allen-Hesse

Magic Chopstick Games

Only twice in my life have I ever completely and utterly lost it: once, when a house centipede fell from the ceiling and started running across me, and again when another house centipede fell from another ceiling and started running across me

Evgeniy Semyonov

On 4th panel Hanners is seen practicing her "Roy Batty monologue" face. Again.

Matt Grayson

Faye’s height vis a vis Bubbles changes randomly over a fairly wide range.

"Millipedes: nature's millipedes." If there was ever a phrase to which BFG Division intensified, this was it. (Jeph, I don't think I've ever heard your opinion on the Doom reboot franchise, have you played them?)

Alex Borders

Wait. What pandemic? Is that why there's so much less traffic noise now?

Richard

Maybe Hannelore is wearing heels... which we've never seen her do before...

BobC

It looks like either Hanners got taller, or Emily got smaller. Is it just me?

Joe

& I don't know why ... she swallowed a fly ... perhaps she'll die ...

Hugh Eckert

"...almost the entire drive of human history has been an attempt to get as far away from Nature as possible..." - Good Omens

Hugh Eckert

The book is even creepier.

Andrew

Would the study of migratory nature documentary film crews come under Anthropology?

Ami

Thanks, millipedes. Thllipedes

David S

I had a dream where I was covered in centipedes and dirt, and had to pull off one that was as big as my arm. Funny thing, it wasn't scary until I woke up.

James Redekop

"Yeah. That's what nature is. That's why we left. We built this nice city, and now I don't have to worry about a tiger eating me." -- CGP Grey https://youtu.be/tQ7_vbNEDEk?t=42

Thisguy

This is why I avoid going outside. Never needed a pandemic to keep me inside.

Having a millipede crawl up your leg is known by the State of California to be hazardous to your chill. P.S. It is super easy to scoff at "The Mothman Prophecies" while you're watching it, but wait and see if it doesn't come back to haunt you for weeks and even months later. You have been warned.