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Get A Lawyer

🕑 Added 2019-12-05 02:44:41 +0000 UTC

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Isn't Pintsize trying to take over the Nota Republic? Under his reign it'll probably become the United Free Constitutional Democratic Republic of Nota

awgiedawgie

...or it's a contraction of "I gots" ...or something.

Christy Universe

When did Marten become such a Casanova?

Trigon Manthree

Get on the Marten train to Dora town, baby. (305)

Christopher Beer

Seems more like a setup to put Marten back in a school setting. With everything else that has happened that has a lot of potential for interesting content.

Does anyone else get the feeling that Jeph is setting things up to write Marten and Claire out of the strip? They've already talked about Claire possibly moving away for work, and now they're talking about Marten going back to school.

Yonatan Zunger

Damn, Jeph -- that second panel turned out great. The facial expressions are so alive in it!

Adam Bell

that fourth pannel is awesome! ❤️ 💔 💗 💓 💕 💖 💛 💙 💜 💚

Adam Bell

They are near the cabinet he mentioned dibs on...

Whew! Glad someone else commented. For a minute there I thought, Oh no, my eyes...

Michael Boettger

From the Disney movie?

xamaryllix

B'aww I love them.

SheepFace2000

Keep it in your pants Santiago

I don't know... over the years marten looks more and more like Aladdin... am I crazy?...

Dev

Wait...does this mean Pintsize is involved in their sex life now?? This changes EVERYTHING. (okay not everything, but a lot)

Nathaniel Tagg

INCOMING ART STYLE CHANGE! WHOOP WHOOP JEPH ALERT.

Shawn McCormick

I find this content exceptionally relatable.

CUTE as HELL

Jax

Pintsize also has lube.

Dean Reilly

Cut to Pintsize officiating at Tai and Dora's wedding.

Cleo Schmitz

Claire's dream? Next strip will show them throwing tableware

Tim Eldred

Holy shit Marten being SMOOTH AS HECK? What even is this?

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Nope, both human. But the one drawing them is ;D

Boter Bug

Look at this HEALTHY fuckin' relationship! I an HERE for it. They hit little bumps but they work together on them, unlike Marten and Dora way back when. I love it.

BobC

Apparently, HannerDad got mad at his satellite's AI for learning how to make puns, and so banished him to a distant orbit as PUNishment: He stationed Station so he'd stay shunned.

BobC

He'll sign their JUNK: He's a Notary PUBIC!

gatherer818

More like notoriously pubic

"Because you understand the math no-" "Nope!" "'Cause you guys-" "YUP."

meatspindotcom (rip my patreon account)

Mordaeus

Bone?!?

A sheep

OK now draw another comic you can't put on the normal site

Ami

Hah! Humans in love. I bet one of them is secretly a robot

Creepy Cat Lady

It was so close and I was SO SCARED and I am so glad cooler minds prevailed, and then *hotter* ones. <3

Kyle Jenkins

These two are my favorite fictional couple <3 <3 <3

Jason Rock

He keeps trying to use his laser to create the seal. The results are pretty much what you'd expect.

Uniquitous

Esperanto?

Richard

I had to get something notarized for the first time the other day. I really hope pintsize has some sort of R2-D2 attachment arm for the seal puncher thing

Mitchell Sealy

It's nice that even though they both know Claire's worries are irrational, Marten wants to take the effort to make her comfortable, and knows how to do this in a language she'll understand.

Gary Walker

This is extremely cute Claire material.

kaitou

I thought Pintsize was just notorious in public.

Ardent Slacker

Aaaaaaaack, Claire dealing with her hangups is so friggin' cute. ^_^ Also, go Marten, learn to adult, get your shit together... I... may be enjoying this vicariously for reasons other than finding it cute. :o

Ardent Slacker

You just... *know* it's an apartment with shitty lighting in the kitchen, and all their lights and windows are in the living room.

Matthew Welmers

Jeph there's a typo in the third panel: "I'ts"

Cliff

Ewww! Mushy stuff!

drone r0m-3

They're in a room!

Jamieson

Eating cereal

Magic Chopstick Games

Steve’s... ... ... busy right now

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

It’s good to know that pintsize is good for something besides being a chaos engine.

Mitchell Sealy

I dunno. Companion AI's seem like they're in a weird place in this society. They're kind of people but they're kind of pets. Hanners had a whole separate computer just so she wouldn't have to look up porn on Winston but it wouldn't surprise me to find out a lot of people just treat it like having the family dog in the bedroom.