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Bonus Comic Poll

🕑 Added 2019-12-09 14:18:48 +0000 UTC

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Chris Heg

I miss Cosmo. In fact, I'd read a spinoff comic with just pictures of Cosmo.

Ian MacLean

I think Pintsize needs a new chassis. Something not humanoid, but a little larger and more capable. Something no one has seen before. Yay could spring it on him...

Will there be Crisco in Melon Vs. Lemon? 'cuz I'd watch that.

RavenQuote

Fantastic!

Jeph Jacques

Y'all I just wrote the script for this and it is the silliest comic I have ever done

Sean

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4073

Mark

Melon is Life!

Nicklaus Gunnflag

Why do we live melon so much?

tee_es_bee

Exactly my thoughts. I was like "I'm going to vote for something different to give other options a chance" and then I saw the percentages. O.o

Evgeniy Semyonov

It has been done. Results are... not pretty. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2233

ljdbjlasfbjk

Too bad I hid a boot.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

NO LEMON NO MELON

Keelia Silvis

How is Pintsize's butt not the clear winner???

darklion

I want doggo

None of these especially appeal, but Melon/Lemon is sure to be amusing. I'm not one for 'shipping but but I'd really like to see Roko hook up with somebody. Unfortunately, the good characters seem to be taken.

Paracog Steadham

Pintsize retrofitted AS a butt would be amusing.

z

I have this image of Mellon and Lemon and Spookybot being involved in Comedic Hijinks and Spookybot comes into Faye's shop to get fixed because he's embarrassed to go to his usual place...

Omo

Pintsize's butt >:D

I'm only wondering when Raven will show up again.

Daryk Zirkle

I'm pretty sure Melon is going to win any votes she's in (unless it's against Hanners)…

Noah Brown

Genuinely surprised that the butt one isn’t winning.

AcheronYYC

As a borzoi dad, I will always vote for more Cosmo.

Mish L.

The dog that Claire's mom adopted.

I wonder, Jeff, if you care that this becomes a bit of a voyeuristic survey for some of your sponsors. If you don't, that's fine. I presume you make the offers you do because you don't mind drawing that stuff and that you wouldn't offer something you didn't want to do. So, looks like I won't get Winslow meets Cosmo but, that's OK.

AJ Sharma

I dont remember who cosmo is!

AJ Sharma

tldr: It's not my comic, but i'm gonna try to lecture you how you should do it.

Utaku Beta

Helium butt balloons

BrokenThyme

If Pintsize gets a new butt, during the interim he should be forced to be mobile only through the use of helium balloons.

It's always uncensored for us. Just not for the non-Patreons.

Christina K

Pintsize Gets A New Butt ONLY IF IT'S UNCENSORED

Tachpmg

I got unreasonably happy when I saw most people wanted the same comic as I

My QC persona screams "MELON" but the actual human part of me says "...dog?" and so I am conflicted

YAAAAs

Tim Keating

I just want to point out... all of these are good. You should keep them in your hip pocket for future bonus comics!

Anthony Gaglianese

Moar Melon

Maybe Melon and Lemon could kiss *blush*

Erin Moriarty

Why do you give us these hard choices.... I always want them all.

Vote: Abstain It's not my webcomic, and I'm just one person, that said, once upon a time in comparison to current choices, showing something like Hanelore in a fun pose MEANT something, because she was someone who was in constant mental distress and was a rare pleasure to see her having fun. It was similarly meaningful to see her development character progress even though it mean that that arch had to come to an ending. I feel like the draw of this webcomic was always that at the heart, it was about meaningful personal development and struggle, but the recent trend of replacing old personas with new ones just to make them act out one-dimensional wacky scenes doesn't endear them to me, or make me care about them. .... On the other hand, you have yet to take the "Pintsize has an existential crises" to a meaningful conclusion....

Erin Hartshorn

But Winslow, the cute boi! And Cosmo, the good boi!

Caleb Shipley

I want all of them!

Turing Eret

I think Pintsize is a little played out.

Ross

Should introduce a new character named Nemol to round it out. And his brothers Menol, Lenom, Lomen ...

The Shadow's Lair

how is it pintsize getting a new butt isn't winning I call shenanigans

awgiedawgie

Melon... always Melon.

Matt

serious decision this time

They all sound amazing!!

Alphones Armorman, suitperson

Pintsize has gotten to predictable for his own good :p

Douglas E. Smith

Dang, this is a tough one...

Wolfger

Wow. I'm surprised that what I voted for is the clear leader. And the one that I thought would be the clear leader has the fewest votes!

Ray Cornwall

Where’s the option to add 500 votes for Pintsize and butt?

Well, I voted for Cosmo. Nice doggie. But frankly, I'll settle for Melon vs Lemon. Whatever that is. If it should happen to involve robutts I'll be even more happy.

Lalo Martins

Tough. Extremely tough.

Miyaa

Of everyone who needs Cosmos, Winston needs Cosmos the most.

mooviies

I'll have all of it. Thank you.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Pint-butt was already explored by David Willis, and, with all respect, I doubt that Jeph could top that carnival of depravity. With two other options both look very emotionally promising, but Melon v Lemon is also has a lot of weirdness potential. Plus, you know, Melon. So not really much choice here, right?

James Dore

Robo-butt-off

Michał Matyas

Can we mix them together? I want Cosmo to get a new butt

Kenneth Carlile

I always must vote for our idiot robot daughter

Much as Pintsize getting a new butt would be hilarious, we know who the new paradigm of wacky A.I. is. On that note... Melon and Emily hanging out regularly is terrifying.