Bonus Comic: Durrpelgangers

Peabody

I used to have two CDs, "ragged copper claws"? "ultimate showdown"? I wonder if still have them. Now I have to search for that guy on the interweb.

Christopher Beer

Love the "couch"... :^)

Trigon Manthree

Roko is into roll play

Clifton Royston

This is Arthur, not Punchbot. They look fairly similar but Punchbot is gray.

Kerin Schiesser

good golly - what would you have to PUT in a squirt gone to take out an android? LOL Even acid would probably only mess up their skin myomer or whatever it is, right? LOL Plus we ALL know why this is a fantasy. Punchbot would have PUNCHED her if he thought she was a threat, AMIRAHT?

I’d be interested as to how this plays out...

David Howe

Sven is not a mooch. Just felt it necessary to add that :)

Jim Feldman

Wait, melon has a tongue?

Jax

This could be the most epic storyline in QC

Comics Ladybird

Lemon Demon

Thomas A. Dennis

the fake "murder" is just an excuse to go back in time and bang themselves. Admit it, we've all done it.

awgiedawgie

Well, y'know... except for that pesky little detail of actually <i>being</i> Melon.

Joe

the problems that Roko is still working through with body dysphoria &amp; the seriousness with which they (who are 'they', exactly, by the bye) addressed the destruction of her original body, would seem to indicate that AI body swapping is not to be taken lightly or attempted frivolously. obviously, Momo and Winslow are counter-examples, but the circumstances were much different, and I'm not sure we have enough data to determine which is which in this reality.

Joe

well, it's a fair cop.

Borg Lord

Melon would wear an unconvincing Melon disguise over a convincing Lemon disguise given a chance, so I don't blame her for believing Lemon's explanation.

Bagge

We kinda are

Bagge

Yeah... he just shot his roommate

Bagge

"normal"

awgiedawgie

Maybe it’s not water.

awgiedawgie

Yes, they have a couch. They also have art hanging on the walls.

Joe

better cared for, certainly. but I'm curious how you obtained the insight as to their pube count, hmmm??

Joe

they're not mismatched. but only Melon is wearing them correctly.

JPMK! {verb}

"couch"

Jeffrey Anderson

In that ONE Star Trek movie, try in seven Star Trek movies, and 79 episodes of Star Trek: TOS and thirteen episodes of Barbary Coast, years of TJ Hooker...

SpookyPenguin

this is the robot equivalent of playing cowboys and indians except its the two doors problem

SheepFace2000

Socially appropriate murder

Ignacio Calvo Martínez

Maybe she's not water-proof and the water gun is more dangerous than you think...

BobC

And I see Art was just hanging out again, doing nothing to avert this catastrophe. I'd say he's acting walled-off, but he's actually walled-on.

Is it me or are lemon/melon using the same chassis as May? Just better cared for... and containing fewer pubes.

The stakes were never higher

Bagge

With a time machine, the question is more like "What just did/can/might/will happen?"

Bagge

I love that Melon bought the explanation.

KCkittysnores

The real Melon was inside you all along! *cue disturbing discovery*

Emma Humphries

But what if they did that again, but emoting like Kirk in that one Star Trek movie?

Cleo Schmitz

Love the mismatched socks/feet on the sisters! 💜

Gary Walker

Arthur seems like a really good roommate.

Joel Bateman

Seems like a normal day in that house

awgiedawgie

Sounds like the office Christmas party made your head hurt. At least this gives you a bit of amusement to go with your agony.

Adam Abbott

Ah, the time machine! It has the power to transport you into the future at the rate of one second per second!

I would like to think they traded socks with one another, but only 1 sock... because Melon

Constantine Hannaher

Queen to Queen’s level three!

Wolfger

Stahp! I just had office xmas party. You makea my head hurt!

Shawn K. Younkin

You have a funny way of saying HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE IF THEY ACTUALLY HAD A TIME MACHINE!

I mean, isn't that what we already have? :)

Erin Moriarty

I'm not going to lie I really want to see a sitcom that features these characters and a few of the other crazier AIs in a Friend's-type environment. Coffee of Doom can be Central Perk, and the human characters can just be incidental cast in the background.

Noise

What worries me is that these three might actually HAVE a time machine. That would not bode well for causality.

Andrew

Next time they could switch bodies then dress up as themselves

Andrew

Spoiler: the time machine is a wind-up watch! *gasp*

quarridors

Pretty sure this is what happened to Raven 🤔

A.A. aka Double

This is very, very funny. I love the Melon Patch (what I'm calling this band of sweet wonderful dumbasses)

Ami

JEPH, THIS IS HOW YOU WRITE OUT CHARACTERS?! :C

Shaun

[COMMENT]

Shawn K. Younkin

LMAO!!

Shawn K. Younkin

For research? Or porn?

Shawn K. Younkin

She has actually used them before.... https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3729

Shawn K. Younkin

A murder most SQUIRT!!

Maurice Kessler

Ach. Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.

Hugh Eckert

Full disclosure: *I'm* a LARPer.

Hugh Eckert

LARPers.

Tudza

Shot her right in the melon.

If the time machine doesn't work, can I have melon's chassis?

Douglas E. Smith

Along with blush panels, some AIs have dead x-eye options. They thought of everything!

Grace Kieser

This is exactly how I expected that to go. Was still entertained! 5 stars!

Ted Van Roekel

Hey. a little role play is never a bad thing.

jubs

A MURDER! A MURDER MOST FOUL!

Richard Bennett

Great fun watching you draw this tonight as well, really fascinating to see how it all comes together.

Lord Crusade

These idiots XD

Alphones Armorman, suitperson

Melons chassis sucks that much, also memo's was designed to deal with pervs

dirtknight

O NO

Nicholas Lopez

This is cute af

Kenneth Carlile

I like the Xmas socks/feet

Michael Boettger

Seriously? Momo walks on the bottom of a lake and Melon is done in by a squirt gun? AI dramatic roleplaying. I'm okay with this.

Vachenzo

Oh my God this is the cutest!

RavenQuote

You absolutely delivered on the silliness with this one Jeph.

Max D S

What just happened? LOL

Kyle Major

Well she did accept her fate

So adorable!

Leonardo Taglialegne

Hope she has a good backup policy

Tamara Macadam

OH NOES

Jono Hayward

COUCH ART

Hope

i would watch this sitcom