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Pair Bonding

🕑 Added 2019-12-16 02:15:13 +0000 UTC

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awgiedawgie

No. Sven is not a mooch.

Aw Jeph, how about a spin-off strip about a day in the lives of the gift-basket delivery drones? They are some seriously on-call AIs!

Joe

my sister officiated my daughter and her husband's wedding last year. PA has no restrictions on who may officiate. now if only states would stop requiring permission slips for marriage, we'd be all set.

Gabriel Burns

OMG I didn't realize until I read your comment that he meant he could officiate a wedding. I thought he just meant he could be a groom. I thought it was the lamentation of a single person amidst a bunch of couple-squee. It seemed pretty awkwardly placed, though.

Jax

Awww, I was hoping Pintsize would officiate.

Some Ed

It's hard to be taken advantage of by your friends if you really just want to be helpful to your friends.

hell, in some state (like mine) it just takes being a notary! (and yes I've officiated at ex's weddings)

Ack

And Bubbles is savouring the aroma as only Bubbles can.

Dean Reilly

Claire is all bitch please, it's Tyrolean speck.

Serj Rowan

"Btw, I'm legally allowed to marry people" made my day :-D

OldGoat

I reckon ULC, or maybe Church of the Later Day Dude (https://dudeism.com/) in Steve's case.

Creampuff

itll be great if they get married that night

I'm wondering if Steve is clergy in something like the Universal Life Church, or if he's a Justice of the Peace. I'm assuming he's not talking about the '1-day Designation', because it sounds like *anyone* who's affiliated with the wedding party could get that. Also, it's a 3-day waiting period before you can pick up the license. https://www.mass.gov/guides/getting-married-in-massachusetts-before-the-wedding#-who-can-conduct-my-wedding-in-massachusetts?-

TV4Fun

But is Sven a mooch though?

I love this comic so much

Philip D Jones

I remember the first time we saw Kai. She told the best library joke ever: “Dewey Decimal System? Do we ever!”

Bagge

Mmmmm. Gift baskets.

Hugh Eckert

FWIW, I've performed several weddings. Rules vary from state to state (and sometimes locally). For example, in Maryland, the only qualification legally required is that the people you're performing it for have to consider you their minister. But you have to get a license for it to be legal, and have the celebrant sign it.

Hugh Eckert

There's a Neapolitan pizza place near us that does a killer fig and prosciutto pizza. They call it the "Figgy Piggy".

Hugh Eckert

Dancing goats. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaldi

awgiedawgie

I'm assuming you mean to say you like it. I have often wondered why people use a word that refers to feces to indicate that something is excellent.

MikeT

All they need is Brun dressed as Elvis and there will be a drunken wedding

Michael Boettger

I don't know how far ahead Jeph does the strip, but the timing with the hallmark thing is interesting.

This is Questionable Content, not Dumbing of Age.

My favorite pizza involves prosciutto. Mmm prosciutto.

Joel Bateman

Me thinks it's coffee.

Douglas E. Smith

Is it tea? The package made me think it was coffee and I wouldn't blame her if it was. I can happily smell coffee all day, even if I can't stand the flavor.

Auros Harman

She got so drunk that the plaid melted off her shirt.

Ted Van Roekel

There will be hell to pay if the rest of the crew isn't there. Besides, there's paperwork involved that you have to get from the courthouse beforehand. <-- Licensed officiant. Probably same church as Steve.

Adam Abbott

To Steve. He's legally allowed to marry people.

awgiedawgie

Even if she's smelling tea.

Brooks Moses

But then Tai would also be upset because she didn't get the fancy dress and all that! And that would be no good.

BobC

Bubs is sitting on the FLOOR, people. And totally Zen on whatever that is she's holding that does NOT look like tea to me.

Danya Michael

Bonus strip request: what does Bubbles see when she sniffs coffee beans?

awgiedawgie

Same-night delivery of prosciutto? Even better!

Everett Bradshaw

This is so wholesome, and I LOVE it!

Elliott Case

DORA BIANCHI BISEXUAL ICON

Forgettable

Oh boy... This might end with "you may kiss the bride"

Adam Friedlander

Same night gift basket delivery Now That's What I Call Gentrification! Vol. 69

Anthony Gaglianese

I need to find where they're going for gift baskets. Prosciutto on order? Sign me up!

Michael Boettger

Makes alot of sense. With the exception of Faye's mom and sister, pretty much everyone they'd invite is local.

Zach Elwyn

There is no cake.

Yo @Jeph Jacques, what happened to Tai's stripes?

Peter McDevitt

they're gonna have like two more beers & wake up married tomorrow, aint they???

Rich Holmes

or Pintsize

Joel Bateman

Why is the big stronk warbot so adorable when she sniffs tea?

God this is so me when I drink, I just tell my friends how much I love them until they’re sick of it

Tamara Macadam

BABIES I LOVE THEM ALL

Shawn K. Younkin

I'm just waiting for Dora and Tai to get drunk married and then Claire, Faye, and Bubbles be pissed because they weren't there....

Bryan Stopp

If it becomes a double wedding imma lose my shit.

You know while some people say Martin can be a push over I really don't think that's the case, like when him and Dora were together and things weren't working he did his best to be assertive and try to resolve the issues. For me he's always just like a really chill dude who is happy just to have a good life with good friends, and even if that kind of attitude can lead to stagnation and a lack of character and personal growth I believe that ad long as you have the right friends who get what kind of person you are and are ability to help push you into trying new things without being forceful and it's also great seeing Claire mature and form into that kind of partner for him (with a few miss steps along the way at first, but hey that's life for you)

Lord Crusade

So much wholesome-ness! .....Now where's the horrible tragedy and Catastrophe that will surely follow this goodness?

Michael Boettger

Marten as best man? Steve can officiate? Things are moving quickly, suddenly. Relationship reinforcements abounding. Time to start looking at cakes! And prosciutto rocks. And Speck is best.