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Beepatrice's Other Job

🕑 Added 2019-12-25 09:52:30 +0000 UTC

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Daniel Rydberg

I bet this was a special order by Pintsize, and it is working according to his specifications.

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

look she's clearly blowing up an undercooked hot dog

GregD

Mister Torgue, definitely.

Ami

This is safe for google ads, right? RIGHT?

SpookyPenguin

well that was hot :P

prettydragoon

That's hot.

Michael Boettger

This is true. Products are sometimes tested to destruction. So this may be the expected result after all.

Chuck Dee

But... are they just an OEM hiding behind different retail brands?

Summer Sudbrink

Lord almighty, I feel my temperature rising... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf2VYAtqRe0

Jason Zions

Run 220 Volts at 20 Amps through a 6V-2A motor and that's exactly the results you'd expect.

Beepatrice is such a good name, it makes me giggle every time

BobC

The dildo worked as expected. They haven't yet gotten around to handling the exploding batteries. But that happened after the dildo test had passed.

Chris Gallaty

Clearly she's testing the new "Great Balls of Fire" lineup....

Douglas E. Smith

It's the 'as expected' that gets me. Is she testing flawed products to exact specifications? Does she have a woefully misinformed concept of human sexuality? Or is this product for a very niche set of fetishists? Questions abound...

Spoogle McGee

As a man, how the hell am I supposed to compete with that!?

Bagge

It's important to find something enjoyable about your job

Moritz Kohler

Wait, that test wasn't about the dildo blowing up! It was to test if the dustcloud at the end is heart-shaped, wasn't it?

Yonatan Zunger

I mean, this is pretty reasonable. Part of the stress testing before a rocket or aircraft is certified involves putting it under higher and higher loads until it fails - why should dildos be tested to any lower of a standard?