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Lonely Island

🕑 Added 2020-01-02 07:48:07 +0000 UTC

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Chris Crowther

Somewhere there is a follow up comic with random person drunk-buying a goat.

Captain Button

Cosette

Dan Curtis

might have been a phone case one sale. I think He's enough of a penny pincher to go with a cheaper case than a preferred color.

Dan Curtis

Damn, I feel bad I can't remember the name of the girl in the panel with Steve.

Nulgar

Damn, I first thought it said "goat".

So Dora sends a text to Marten, and Claire responds - the trust is sweet, but... Marten's phone is pink? I mean, go, Marten, but it doesn't exactly match his traditional indie chic, lol

Creepy Cat Lady

I really love how Marten isn't one bit worried about having Claire check texts for him, and the text is from Marten's ex-gf, with whom Marten got drunk af the previous night, and it's all so wholesome and fine and happy and this entire comic makes me feel so squishy in my heart-meats.

Jon Guyer

If it wasn’t, they’d *never* be able to sell those boats

awgiedawgie

We hadn't seen Steve in quite a while either.

Randall Norman Pick

Haven't seen Cosette in a while.

Did somebody we all know and love drunk buy a boat by any chance? Fess up! We'll understand (and all of us have done worse if only in our hearts)

Joe

ducking Steeeve ...

MikeT

Can't wait for the further boating adventures of Captain Steve and FirstMarten

Captain Button

Maybe the aircraft carrier Yelling Bird and Sweet Tits hijacked. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2087

Brian Bailie

At first, I thought that said, “I drunk-bought a GOAT!”, and for Steve, that still made perfect sense!

Bill Hall

Even after the Singularity, autocorrect will be ducking with us ...

Miyaa

Tom Scott (YouTube Linguistics) would be so on that.

Hugh Eckert

Later on, it will turn out that Steve drunk-bought the boat from Tortura and it looks something like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Independence_(LCS-2)

Barry Callahan

I think it'd be funny if Drunk Steve thought he was buying a "Duck Boat" but ended up with the other end of that autocorrect, instead.

Leak

Well, at least it's not Dexter Morgan's...

Yonatan Zunger

Small neat thing: anyone else notice how Claire and Dora write in different dialects of "Internet English?" Use of caps, where the punctuation goes... a small thing that fits them perfectly. (Yes, I'm a linguistics nerd.)

Daniel Rydberg

Looking forward to the rest of 2020 QC improving its Nautical Theme spending the rest of the year on sea! Brun can bring a harpoon.

Ace

Marten may have delegated her

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Speaking as someone who doesn't drink (various reasons, none of them Moral), It is ALARMING the number of things that are legit SO easy to do Drunk.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

BOAT is an Acronym.... Bust Out Another Thousand.

that's rude claire don't read other people's messages

Peter Jensen

Oh, Jimbo definitely needs to be at the wedding. Tai's a huge fan of his writing, and something's almost bound to happen that will serve as fruitful inspiration.

Peter Jensen

I think it's also been mentioned that the tattoo parlors in town won't tattoo drunk people, but *will* let you book an appointment for when you're sober.

Wolfger

Find somebody interested in having a boat and get 'em drunk....

Andrew

And to guy who drunk-sold it wakes up asking “dude, where’s my boat!”

Matthew Harris

I can't believe you drunk-bought 87 tonnes of Trix

Nancie

That was my first thought. My second thought was, doesn't Steve have a Very Mysterious Job? The sort that might come with danger pay and mysterious bonuses? If so, he may have paid cash.

Peter Jensen

Well, fortunately, a boat purchase of significant value is bound to involve a contract, and those can be voided when the person was impaired at the time (should be plenty of witnesses to that). He may still be on the hook for some expenses, but it's not on the scale of a money-hole (aka. a boat).

jimbo

obviously drunk-tattoos would be too cliched

Michael Boettger

Now, did Marten go halfsies on the boat with Steve?

A.A. aka Double

That's so funny, I just finished re-reading the comic and was thinking about where Cosette, Brun, Jimbo, Amir, Penelope and some other human characters have been lol

Joseph Bonnar

I want a subscription to Wedding Maniacs.

Joseph Bonnar

Definition of a boat... Funny shaped hole in the water into which you throw money.

Shawn K. Younkin

This is why you should always stay inside and eat cereal Steve!!

Tommm

Anybody need a boat in Wilhelmshaven? I‘d sell ,-) .

LowEndLem

well now i desperately need that AU comic

Miyaa

It’s not just a boat, it’s a freaking yacht. And then realising it’s more economical to live on a yacht than renting an apartment, Steve, Cosette, and that Russian lady spy go live at the harbour in the yacht. And then they meet their next boat neighbour, Karla.

SpookyPenguin

gorammit!

Dean Reilly

"I can't believe you drunk-bought GREG NORMAN'S boat!"

Lord Crusade

Oh, Hey Cosette, long time no see

haywire

I got of easy. I just drunk-bought an Artbook at Silvester. ^^"

Bagge

Only one thing to do - fence it off to the next poor bastard you get ddrunk with

Lightsabr2

nonononono... everyone should have a FRIEND who has a boat.

YAY! The QC Squad has adopted another character!!!! I can't wait to get into her incredible relationship dynamics with the rest of the cast. And find out a lot about other aspects of her backstory. Typical QC things.

LH

it's chekhov's boat now. there will be some epic QC storyline with our favourite characters fighting, i dunno, TERFs or something. and it's a losing battle. just as they've lost all hope, a miracle: like some sort of waterborne Big Damn Hero, Steve and his drunk-bought boat show up to save the day