Ugh, It's A PDF

Derrik Pates

There's a blast from the past.

Flounder

The condescending bubbly language in the alerts is almost as bad as the concept itself.

Trigon Manthree

Believe it or not, I'm walkin' on air / I never thought I could feel so free

Taylor Kendall

In an event more dystopian turn Bubble's firmware makes her feel like she pet a puppy every time she punches something.

Cliffnotes for AI manuals.

Matt Grayson

“So, Bubbles, I need to punch the face of the AI body assigner. Since I promised you that I wouldn’t test my new firmware, would you be willing to punch him for me? As hard as you can would be fine.”

Marc Tabor

damn, Faye has some great tits int he last panel!

James Dore

Oh jeez - AIs Pre-loaded with crappy bloatware.

Andrew

My head figures that Faye started by asking her mom "Why am I so much thiccer than the other girls?"

Dean Reilly

As Faye and Bubbles are running a business, the advice in panel 2 should be good for an extra $50 on the bill, at least.

Joseph Bonnar

My instruction manual would be a nightmare. Either that, or down to two: First: Open mouth. Next: Insert foot. Repeat as needed.

Andrew Mitchell

I wish other people came with instruction manuals. It would make relationships so much easier!

Mark

Is there a FAQ?

Miyaa

I know my wiring has been shorted and I’m not producing as much testosterone since I was 8, at least.

Jeremy J Nickurak

you can find the important stuff as you need it on stack overflow anyways

Bagge

There is always fine print

J.E. Melton

Bubbles's expression in last panel very clearly communicates a rather fond, "Okay, meatbag."

whut the whuuuuuuuuut

Griffon

Fucking Kickstarter-ass puberty schedule

drone r0m-3

Mine was defective from the start and didn't come with a warranty. The best I got was "Sorry, puberty 1.0-male was defective. Introducing puberty 2.0-female all the fun of puberty, but at the age of 39! Puberty 2.0! YAY!"

Mark Thomas

when you can "read" the manual in milliseconds, you'd think most robots would

kaitou

"Just the FAQs, ma'am."

Captain Button

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22how+do+i+convert+to+pdf%22&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwj3_urEzP_mAhXEFlMKHYbpDOUQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=%22how+do+i+convert+to+pdf%22&gs_l=img.3..0l2j0i30j0i8i30l3j0i24l2.12496.19366..19676...0.0..0.185.2272.22j3......0....1..gws-wiz-img.......0i67j0i131.uqaSAuDjqWM&ei=E98bXrepDMStzAKG07OoDg&bih=947&biw=1920&client=firefox-b-1-d&safe=active

Captain Button

PDF is one of the fastest growing religions.

awgiedawgie

I never had a warranty to begin with. Would have been nice, with all that my body has been through.

Max Kaehn

I think my warranty ran out when I turned 45.

Barry Callahan

If you really want to be horrified, go look up Adobe's official specifications for PDF. In short: a fully compliant PDF reader must support both javascript and flash, and be able to open arbitrary network connections. I've seen PDFs with live webcam feeds embedded in them. Also: PDFs can have arbitrary files embedded in them as "attachments".

Gary Walker

There is a vaguely foreshadowed future conversation with Faye's mom about Faye dating a large robot lady.

Shawn K. Younkin

Who reads manuals when you got a sweet emblem on your butt??

ysth

"at least the wiki" or TL;DR

William Foley

Almost expected to see Clippy with that warning.

SpookyPenguin

i wish i had a manual, i still don't know what's going on.

Grace Kieser

Why not both.jpg

A.A. aka Double

I just want to say I love Bubbles' face in that last panel. Made me chuckle.

Oof, poor Roko, I can't imagine reading a manual about a body you already don't feel at home in would do much to actually make you feel More comfortable in it

Joel Bateman

Wish ours came with a manual. It seems most boys when they get their first boner out like it's broken. Lol

Nicholas Lopez

I'd like to see more of Faye's mom and sister just to see how they're doing in a future comic.

Ted Van Roekel

I want a warranty! Or a manual.