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Pretty Convenient

🕑 Added 2020-01-19 03:11:57 +0000 UTC

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Chris Arnold

Its wireless

Yonatan Zunger

Wait, I'm realizing I'm confused. Is it a wireless charging power source (for small portable devices, drawing power from her main battery) or a power input (to fill the main battery from some other source like the mains)? This is important engineering knowledge.

Blakey

No matter how much I twiddle it, I can't pick up jazz fm!

Afunnythinghappedtome

What kind of dongles and adapters can plug into her nipples? I am morbidly curious.

Blakey

Haha, may is into it

Bagge

"this body" not "my body" :-(

awgiedawgie

It's all about the T & A.

awgiedawgie

Maybe it changes her hair colour like it does for Momo.

awgiedawgie

Yeah, about 13 comments up the page.

Grumpy Bird

from context, I'd guess it's shorthand for "at a level removed from my body" - like how a cousin from a different generation is once/twice/etc, removed

Am Queue

... I've been using that for years.

It's not where I would have put it, that's for sure. Good thing I don't design bodies.

What does "at a remove" mean?

Wait. After Yay sedated Roko during a disassociative episode, Melon couldn't find Roko's charging cable. So Yay recharged her wirelessly. If their wireless charging is anything like current technology, the two points need to be within millimeters. Seems like an odd place to put it.

Ardent Slacker

She's not in danger, she's just pushing her friend's buttons. And she has the user manual to know where they are! :D

Jan Gampe

Ah, nipple jokes ❣️ my favorite jokes after butt jokes

quarridors

Trying to work out if this is a Red Dwarf reference or just a coincidence - Kryten's right nipple could be turned to regulate body temperature and the left picked up shortwave radio transmissions.

Matt

I want a wireless charging nipple...

Miyaa

So what happens when you pushes Roko’s belly button? Does her eyes change color? Does she start speaking in québécois?

Joe

no, it requires a nipple-kiss.

Joe

well, you know, there is ...

Shawn K. Younkin

Elliot would probably do it this way too.

Douglas E. Smith

I love that Roko is law-abiding enough to print her manual at the Kwikki-Mart and not at work. Because other than her and Bubbles, I think every other character in this strip would. Maybe not Hannelore, since she'd have her own clinically sanitized printer at home.

Boter Bug

Agreed! Though any time I put something there, it falls over when I bend over to pick something up. Right thigh would be a lot more useful for me.

jimbo

going to be a good day of commentary on this one. One of the many reasons to be a Patreon supporter!

Tachpmg

I'm gonna start using "dead-tree version" from now on

Thomas Halpin

Shirt pocket is on the left, left nipple is a wireless charger, phone in shirt pocket recharges. This tracks as an excellent design choice.

MikeT

Free hugs anyone?

Chris Crowther

Twist as hard as she might, she just can't get Jazz FM. I don't think she's equipped for a double polaroid though.

Chris Crowther

Has no-one has commented on the fact that using a nipple as a recharging point is very appropriate given their mammalian use for "charging" a baby?

Thomas Boys

....yeah, we did.

Andrew

So a valid excuse for an awkwardly long hug can be “I just needed a little spark, honest!”

Andrew

She can speed read super fast by only detecting naughty words.

awgiedawgie

The right one is for NFC. So instead of a fist-bump for payment, Bubbles has to grab her boob.

Bill Hall

Also - Redacted?? Jeph, we never knew you were into *that* sort of filth!

Bill Hall

May’s personality is somewhat lacking in the “self-preservation instinct” department, innit?

Bagge

"STOP STEALING WIFI, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

Bagge

Lewd

Erin Moriarty

I just have the mental image of a titty-sucking Pintsize

Lightsabr2

this

Chuck Dee

Ooh... a topic for the next bonus comic!

Andrew Mitchell

Well spotted!

Yonatan Zunger

The right one is a high-speed data interconnect for controlling... hmm, let's see here. Household appliances, light bulbs, bread makers...

Captain Button

Like Momo's original body?

BobC

Oh. My. God. The left nipple is for charging new AIs in tiny bodies. I'll bet she has a small AI factory in her lower abdomen. This is gonna be FUN!

Shane Wegner

May has a really high speed intuitive power to cut to the chase on interesting things. Several of her off-the-cuff observations about really complex social situations have come true. She also has the ability to cut through to things people find embarrassing at high speed. (But not to handle those with tact, yet.) She's powerful. I like her!

Valk

some distance between her mind and the information

Alex H.

In the second panel, "at a remove."? I don't know if there's a typo or I simply don't understand.

Kajsa Anderson

I'd recommend against that as a regular practice. A (male) friend of mine ended up with breast cancer that way. His doc confirmed that as the likely source.

drone r0m-3

Gosh, I knew Puberty 2.0 came with B.E.W.B.S. but *wireless charging*?!? Nice.

Chris Gallaty

Most women use them to charge their babies, so I guess that works....

Kerin Schiesser

BIGGGGGG supply of Dog's Milk left, ahmiraht? (LOL)

Mason Griffith

Most wireless chargers are circular if you take them apart. So it would be more that the charging coils would be under the areola. And pocketed shirts tend to have the pocket located over the left breast.

SpookyPenguin

I'm sure there's a Red Dwarf joke in this...

Inductive charging coils aren't going to electrify things that aren't set up to charge via inductive charging coils, so unless you've got a magnet hooked up to a car battery hooked up to your gonads, you're gonna be okay.

Matthew Van Gangelen

I imagine that there is a very small canister of baby formula powder. When the need arises Roko suddenly “feels” thirsty, drinks some water which is then combined with the powder and directed to the right nipple allowing her to feed a human infant. In an emergency situation of course.

Nicholas Lopez

But why on the nipple?

Fart Captor

An electrified nipple seems like just BEGGING for trouble And not the fun kind, like you want

Anthony Gaglianese

......I require a diagram of this functionality....for....proper positioning.

Michael Boettger

We've seen May and Momo communicate when they were trying to get Marbear and Dale together, so built in.

Jamieson

I mean, I keep my phone in the breast pocket in my shirts, which is over my left nipple. It would be very handy if it was a wireless chrger.

Joel Bateman

OF COURSE that's the first thing our gtumpy Horn-o-Tron sees. Never change May, never change.

JD

Do AIs use cellphones, or are the features of cellphones built into them? If it's the latter, then a wireless charging port seems a little unnecessary.