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Bonus Comic Poll Time!

🕑 Added 2020-02-03 14:46:50 +0000 UTC

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jimfromtx

You weren't kidding...wow, man. This is like My Immortal level bad. I don't know whether to applaud or throw things.

We've seen their house... It was tasteful and modern. With two doggos.

Captain Button

Breathtakingly Bad!

OldGoat

That IS bad, Jeph. REALLY bad. Congratulations!

Technoir

I'm leaning towards Yay's "style" being stark white furniture in stark white walls with text and newsfeeds all over them.

Quite an endorsement/prediction, Jeph! We're all looking forward to it.

Jeph Jacques

oh god this is the worst thing I have EVER written, you are all in for a "TREAT"

Kerin Schiesser

I should feel guilty for pulling that stratagem - but honestly - why ELSE do you think one of the first companion robots created is the robot puppy? HMMMM???

Kerin Schiesser

me too - Can the pintsize one be an option for Feb too? (robot puppydog eyes)

I'm disappointed the poll was only open such a short time. It went up after I read the comic yesterday, but before I could get to it today.

I feel like we're gonna miss out on some comical and real pintsize character development.

Sarah Manx

I am disappointed that more people don't want to see opossums. 😅

Daniel Rydberg

Sad but true. (Not really sad)

Daniel Rydberg

The possums have my sympathies.

Daniel Rydberg

Well, given how perverted I estimate the average Patreon subscriber is (me included) the erotic fanfic was a given winner and thus I have my vote to the second place, decorating at Yay’s “place”.

Patrick Mac Manus

Hard call between Melon and Marigold. Went with Marigold though.

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

(Though it is known, I will always be entertained by Marigold's yakkity-smakkity!)

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Marigold's ero-yakkity-smakkity is known. What we don't know is Yay's Interior decoration affinities...and i got's to know!!

Brian English

Had to vote for Marigold. I have to see this trainwreck. :D

Tali

Honestly this is what I need in my life, marigold giving is that hot and steamy stuff

KCkittysnores

Given current events in America, having a voting choice where you’re like, “But I want them alllll” is like rainbow unicorn heaven.

KCkittysnores

That’s why she needs Melon’s help!

Dean Reilly

Could Marigold's erotic fanfic feature the return of Marten as the Magical Love Gentleman?

Damien

Time has passed. She may have gotten better

Some Ed

This is where the party ends I can't stand here listening to you, and your possum friend? I think those particular words go 100% against the intent of that song. But they're the only words I came up with about a possum friend to the tune of that song. I think my brain's just stuck right now.

Grace Kieser

I love Marigold, but her porn writing style is everything I hate about amateur porn!

but....possums..

Spike

Abstaining. I can't vote against any of them.

David Perez

The current top votegetter does not surprise me at all

Borg Lord

Erotic fanfic extravaganza for January, Yay decorating for February? Yeah, that works.

Gordon Johnson

I want them all!

but I want all of these :(

Salodni Ikkis

You can't throw in the word 'erotic' and expect us to not vote for it

Maurice Kessler

Fanfic extravaganza. Erotic or otherwise.

Bartley J Drood

YES!!! Melon decorating Pintsize and his opossum friend. That would be hot!

Jeff Gedney

You realize that the third option can actually comprise the other two

JT

No matter who wins, we're all losers.

I was hoping Melon would be leading, because I doubt Marigold's writing has improved....

uwtartarus

I voted Oppossum, but all three options are pretty good sounding.

Andrew Mitchell

Oh no! I can't believe the Opossum isn't in the top two!!! :-((

Mark Dibley

This trend for perviness was clearly established on day 1.

Simon Green

First Past the Patreon Post is an offense against comic democracy! We demand a recount!

Don't know about other places, but if you're from the South, you most likely done seen three 'possums too many already. At least two 'o them were prob'ly splatted on the roadside, too, so there's a lil' bit of trauma involved.

FailQuail

All options are decent, but i cannot vote for anything not Melon... :>

Leaflemming

HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT WANT TO SEE MELON DECORATING

What would yay decorate with??? Skynet movie posters?

jimbo

sexy ALWAYS wins!

FredS104

ALL THE CREEPY BOT ALL THE TIME. YAY

Damien

Antoinette Banemoon meets Tifa and Rinoa

JMK

I just...I have to know what she'd write. I have to know.

ljdbjlasfbjk

It's okay. There may be some opossums in the fanfic. And Melon being Melon, she's probably decorating with opossums.

Sameer Chopra

Saddened by the lack of opossum support =(

It is unreasonable to ask me to choose one of these on a Monday morning.

Akhier Dragonheart

I am honestly surprised people don't want to see more of the opossum

IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS KIND OF EXISTENTIAL CONUNDRUM AND CORRECTLY GUESSING THE RANKING IS A HYPOTHERMIA-INDUCING COLD COMFORT

Jason Holmes

I voted for Pintsize but I knew marigold would be winning.

David Cortesi

Marigold! How long's it been, jeez! Hope she's ok...

Phartsandwich

Y’all thirsty ;)

Tim Peterson

Erotic fanfic about Hannelore.

Catherine Germann

I miss Marigold!

how are we supposed to pick from these?

awgiedawgie

Melon. <b>Always</b> Melon.

Lakaen

Every single one of those was a hard choice, i want them all!

Thomas A. Dennis

Only because we haven't seen a lot of Marigold recently, I _swear_.

If this is the most difficult decision I have to make today (and it was VERY difficult), I'll take it.

Utaku Beta

Buddy film with pint size and opossum

Paracog Steadham

I'm thinking a Pintsize Opossum buddy spy saga, "Possum Inadmissable"

Douglas E. Smith

Yes, erotic is titillating, but I just want more Marigold! Although the choices were really equally attractive.

Ami

The first two happen in number 3

Am Queue

Why can't I like this more than once?????

Dinosaur Sheriff

Ironically, a lot of people say my erotic Yay/Melon fanfic does read like an opossum wrote it.

Dave

Dammit these are all so tempting!!! But how can I not vote for Marigold?

ysth

Tough choices. Decorate Yay's place?

Clifton Royston

My brain is threatening with filk about Pintsize's possum friend to the tune of TMBG's "Your Racist Friend"

Timothy Mann

If any one comic wins WE ALL LOSE. I won't play your GAMES Jeph.

Alex Ives

✋

SalsaBeard

I’m going to have to abstain from voting because I truly want to see all of these things.

Yola Leroch

I refuse to decide.

JPMK! {verb}

Same

Nobilis Reed (personal)

I wonder how many votes for 3 got bled off to 2. --N

Diana

I mean to be honest I want all 3.

I love democracy

Stephen Wells

I'm confused, there seems to be only one option in this poll :)

Auros Harman

^^^ THIS ^^^

nirev

I miss Pintsize!

Viktor Speer

Choosing between 1 and 3 took me several minutes (I went with 3). Please ,please bring the other one as well!

TwoRavens

Shaun asking the real questions here.

Summer Sudbrink

Yay and Melon wallpapering with Marigold's collection and a centerpiece Warhol-esque sculpture of Pintsize emerging from a possum pouch.

torn between 2 & 3 but had to go with pintsize & opossum

TwoRavens

I second this. So many times.

Warren Garabrandt

I'd like some more backstory and character development for that opossum. How did pintsize meet him? What interests do they share? Does the opossum owe somebody a life debt? So many questions!

Summer Sudbrink

You are a cruel, cruel person to force us to choose from among these options. :p

Bonnie Fiddis

As much as I wanted to see the first option my morbid curiosity picked the third.

If Pintsize & Opossum don't win this month, I hope that option reappears. I love the potential of that one.

Chris Waldrip

Oh man... I really want to see "Pintsize's Further Adventures with Opie the Oposum", but you draw sexy too good.

You might get a more varied response if you offered all erotic choices, especially people will always pick the 1 erotic choice

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

All are good options, and I nearly voted for melon to help decorate, but I had to go with marigold.

Annnd go! Haha!!!

Kimberly Herman

picking one of these was hard

Captain Button

Is it a cyborg opossum that escaped from a secret lab?

Of course Marigold's erotic fan fic is winning.

I need Marigold in my life.

Jim

You wrote Marigold and erotic in the same sentence. I am a simple creature. I'm not proud of it, but I'm also not ashamed of it.

Melon helping Yay decorate the opossum for Marigold’s Dramatic Fanfic Reading in Yay’s apartment?

Shaun

Does Pintsize inherit Marten's last name? If PS takes the possum to the vet, are they gonna call it Possum Reed? Or, knowing PS, Dickballing Reed or something.