Bonus Comic: Marigold Fanfic Extravaganza

Katherine Prewitt

I am thinking that the last panel being the last is very convenient for Dale, who never has to finish his sentence.

hahaha! Literary genius. ;P

Lily Ballard

I never saw that before and it's absolutely incredible. Thank you for sharing.

neriek

I don't know why I was expecting this to be a comic played out in Marigold's mind with people she knows as Harry and Naruto(I fuckin' hate naruto tho) while she watched. But I'm also not disappointed either, seeing Momo worked up is always a treat.

Bill Hall

Somewhere between a 9.9995 and 10 ...

Meerkats in Disguise

who didnt vote for this? But I had no courage to read it whole while my eyes saw some keywords xD

Tachpmg

If you read the whole thing I'd say 8 or 9

Kat Kennewell

Oh man! It's been AGES!! 🤣 "She searched inside herself and went deep down beneath all her genius knowledge and smart facts and she saw deep inside that she had always loved Ginny too and really really wanted to take off her space underwear." The glory is real.

Sierra G

oh my god the dattebayo killed me

J Nauer

I voted for this, and I have no regrets. On a scale of 1-10, how masochistic am I?

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Well, I've read worse.....

haggis_mchaggis

I need to go and have a lie down after reading that.

Can I go back an vote for the Melon and Yay one instead

I am dying, people are looking at me weird and I don't care. I am wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

Alex Borders

OK - I read this, and then I read the Space Wizards fic (https://www.questionablecontent.net//spacewizards.html). Marigold has gotten So Much Better! I'm so proud of her, growing as a writer!

dear lord.... I can't unread this...

Daniel Rydberg

Same, I just know it wasn’t... this...

Livy N

I don't know what I expected 😂😂😂

Vik M.

I HATE THIS (i love this)

Do the writing police have the authority to enforce capital punishment? Oof. I love Marigold but..... Oof.

Natalie Wagner

Bahahahahahahaha! Reading this on the bus made it that much better, as well. Obviously we can all agree that “big cool dick” is an extremely erotic and that “horny” repeated 17 times in one page can do nothing but make the reader wildly horny. Obviously. 😂

I voted for this, and I'm still not sure I want to read it...

Damn it. I wasn't expecting this when i've voted. BUT DAMN ME, I WANT TO KNOW MORE.

Mark

Probably. To quote him on the only other piece of Marigold's fic that he's released into the wild (yep, just checked, it's the only thing on MarBear's Tumblr account) "I had so much fun writing it, _you have no idea_." https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1793

Mark

He's done it before, at greater length, and managed to make it kind of sweet even though hilariously bad- https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1793 https://www.questionablecontent.net//spacewizards.html

Mark

Because, at least according to May, she's a horny little weirdo- https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4034

Mark

Not quite the masterpiece that was Hermione and Ginny Versus The Space Wizards, but the last panel was hilarious :D https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1793 https://www.questionablecontent.net//spacewizards.html

Robin Wyatt

Well at least she used proper writing software.

Evgeniy Semyonov

One may even say cock-block

J.M. Hall

Hahahahahahaaaaaa

Eisner Award Winning Cartoonist Jeph Jacques..

Bagge

INTENSELY EROTIC

Honestly I love this SO much

Sorastro

Wait... it's been in there the whole time?!?!?!

RaptorShadow

Well. We got what we deserved.

Honestly, it's been a while since I laughed this hard.

Shane Wegner

Well, I voted for this so I really have no one to blame but myself. ALSO WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS MOMO.

William Cole

Oh god, I just re-read it and was laughing twice as hard as the first time. A thing of beauty.

Julia Allen-Hesse

Thanks obama

I was going to skim but then after seeing Kylo Ren I went back and read the whole thing. I feel like I just got rickrolled and it was hilarious.

BobC

Hugo play with yourself. K?

Marc Kevin Hall

This is the high water mark of your career, Jeph. I cannot imagine how it will ever be surpassed.

narkosys

now I can't unhear that!

Jerry Han

WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN :)

Ryan Johnson

Now reread that as though Stephen Fry was narrating it.

Spoogle McGee

If you put that on Wikipedia it would catch fire.

Borg Lord

I wish I were a wizard so I could make my genitalia block incoming laser fire.

Michael Boettger

She's had that shirt since we met her.

Allan Widner

That was every bit as horrific and mind-scarring as I had hoped. BRB, fetching brain-bleach and watching the world burn...

Mitchell Sealy

Any way to increase the fond size on this image? Having trouble reading the fanfic.

Dylan T

Why have you done this to my eyeballs

Eric Lusby

You've captured the voice of the slash fic writer who knows nothing about the art of writing very well here. A little TOO well.

Fart Captor

JEPH

Joe

no idea if it'll get him a Hugo, but it could get him pounded in the ... nevermind.

Dean Reilly

I wonder, did Jeph have this one ready to go even before he posted the bonus strip survey?

Ryan

I can hear the Hugo committee knocking.

Robert

Wow, that takes me back to the years I hung out with a bunch of Age-of-Sail slashficcers. Although they were much better writers. Lots of Jack/Horatio.

Am Queue

... I spent too many years volunteering on an erotica website to be able to read that without my head pulling down into my body like a turtle. It's completely in character and I'm fleeing out the door to go find my backups of my own writing to prove to myself that I *did* write better....

jimbo

well damn. Jeph breaking new boundaries!!

Why do I feel like Jeph searched out the worst fanfiction on fanfiction.net, and if so I fear for the security of his computer.

Truthfully, I do not have high hopes for Marigold as a fiction writer. That was.... Christ, that was bad. Probably E tier, if you put a gun to my head and forced me to rate it. And, for me, anything below C tier is unreadable. If Momo can like that, then good GOD, she better not read the things I've written.

Todd Ellner

But just imagine if it had been Marigold's Pintsize and the Possum erotic fanfic Imagine .....

Ilana Sprongl

OMG. Didn’t expect that. LOL

Shawn K. Younkin

I can't wait for JK Rowling, Disney, and Viz Media to sue Jeph... cause that will be intensely erotic!!! XD XD

Dave

Thank you for your service.

Nobilis Reed (personal)

Now I'm sad I can't share this masterpiece. --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

Sir, this is a masterpiece. And I should know. --N

Uniquitous

Aw yeah, giving the people what they want!

Daniel Forinton

Somewhere, a monkey paw just curled another finger...

Actually yes.

Czarzhan

OH GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET MYSELF HIT 'ENTER' ON THAT COMMENT.

Czarzhan

That was... painful. But, apparently, right up Momo's alley.

Kai

Scrivener, I think.

GeckoQween

What program is this written in?

omfg this is fantastic lmao

Nulgar

...or block incoming laser fire.

gatherer818

Ok, so, when I voted, I forgot that Marigold wrote terrible fanfic. I also didn't think we'd actually get to read the whole thing. I'm not saying I'd have voted differently, mind, just that I didn't realize what I was doing...

Lightsabr2

I only voted for this because we haven't seen Marigold in a while. Guess I've learned my lesson.

Wooglie

Is there a noble prize for writing?

Thisguy

Damn it. I WANT MELON!

Bacon Lord

All these wizards and ninjas with their hot gay sex. It's a magical world.

Can't say we didn't know what we were getting into, voting for that...

Tachpmg

It must have hurt to write at that level, you have my sympathies Jeph ( don't let Marigold hear this)

Honestly I'd read more of Marigolds fanfic. Especially with phrases like "big cool dick"

Peter Jensen

Not far off from what I expected, and it made me laugh enough that I may have hurt something. Oh, and in case people still hunger for more fanfic by Marigold, there's this from a while back: https://questionablecontent.net/spacewizards.html

Digi

Woof! Worked for me! I now have some wonderful images in my head :)

Aaron Dill

Next month: Pintsize's Possum Fanfic

Wolfger

I blame you, too. This was predictable. Actually, this was better than I thought it would be, but only slightly.

Thomas Halpin

Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to stop myself from laughing out loud while reading this? My customers will ask me to explain, and I can't.

Waffles the Mooose

Well I knew what I was voting for when I voted for it. ...and now of COURSE Marigold needs to write that Squall/Kylo Ren chapter.

Josh Bacon

I think I voted for this. I have only myself to blame. (Myself, and others like me, it would seem)

Hank Heyming

Possum it should have been.

Hugh Eckert

It'll be just like a teakettle coming to a boil: first cavitation, then silence, the PHWEEEEE!

Ray Cornwall

James Brown was working on a song called “Make it Hornier” when he died.

Dunno about you winning a Hugo, Jeph, but I think you're a lock for the Huge-o (that's the award for scifi porn).

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Or Exceeding the Erotic Narrative limit

Summer Sudbrink

Feeling better about my possum vote.

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

The charge is: Prosing While Eroticated

Patrick McGuire

I'm waiting for a "phweeeeee!" from Momo, only then will it be truly, intensely, aggressively erotic as she vents coolant onto Marigold and Dale.

Nicklaus Gunnflag

I'm honestly disapointed and pointed at the same time.

drij

I appreciate Harry's honesty.

I'm pretty confident I have read this exact story before

SpryPunk

Thanks, I hate it *thumbs up* exactly what I voted for

Barry Callahan

I wanted to see Melon Help Yay decorate. That said, I fully expected this to win the vote, and this is very much what I expected we were going to get as a result. Well, Momo's reaction was a bit unexpected.

MikeT

"No style" formatting seems appropriate

Brad Jones

"Don't blame me, I voted for Bill and Opus...er, Melon and Yay."

Celine Chamberlin

I've read a lot of fanfic in my time. This is definitely also some fanfic I have read.

Amy ☣

I didn't vote for this and I'm dying. If they take you to writing jail for this, I'll bring a horse, a metal file, and some dynamite to bust you you out Jeph.

Jim Gosnell

Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the only one blocking incoming laser fire with my penis

William Cole

Marigold’s writing is improving!

Abhayakara

So, the question is, did Jeph have to _work_ at it, or is this how good his fanfic is normally? ;-)

Yep. There’s no putting this one back. It’s in my head now. Oh god why did I vote for this.

Brent

I'd say more like it's aggressively erotic

Not what I was expecting but definitely what I deserved when I voted for this!

Maurice Kessler

So this is wizard magic.

Honestly squall/kylo is a pretty believable pairing

JPMK! {verb}

I have regrets. And hindsight is a bitch 🤣

Dattebayo

Everett Bradshaw

I voted for this. I REGRET NOTHING!

Gary Walker

Make it hornier

James Dore

*It just had* to be scrivener, didn’t it?!

HFS! (applauds) (pats self on back for voting for this)

Ami

MORE. MORE OF THIS!

Populuxe

Harry and Naruto proving love is real for all space buckaroos regardless of IP.

Chris Magnelli

this reminds me of that one fanfic drinking game I can't remember what it was called but it was SOOO horrible. Does anyone know what im talking about?

GragSmash

"I never thought Marigold would write THIS erotic fanfic!" cries patron who voted for the "Marigold writing erotic fanfic" party.

Speak for yourself, I voted for the opossum.

Gary Walker

Same.

Gary Walker

"My dick has been in your butt this whole time." is a line FOR THE AGES.

I chortled heartily then tried to explain to my wife what I was laughing at. She gave me the "I'm humouring you" smile.

Rosilin

I cannot stop laughing. Like, I think I'm done and then I just start giggling again. 💀

Todd Perkins

I voted for pintsize and the possum. Just sayin.

Mike de Jong

The Dattebayo really ties the room together

this is what i voted for. i don't know what else i expected.

nirev

Hahahahahahahahaha OMG I wasn't expecting that ending. I almost spilled my coffee! Give this man an Hugo!!!!

Danielle Zephyr Malament

Scrivener

We voted for this, we are all culpable.

Christy Brown

Looks like Scrivener!

Lisa F

I've never felt better about being a QC patron.

Matthew Harris

I also dislike the feel of underwear on my wiener and balls and butt

I almost feel sorry that you actually had to type that up. Almost

Mortimer Langford

Good thing this is a bonus comic or Google's censoring filter would have a field day.

The program is Scrivener and it is good

Kenneth Carlile

This NEEDS to be nominated for that writing award for the worst sex story.

Scrivener! nice.

Josh

That's so bad, it loops all the way around and shoots past good without blinking all the way back to bad again and then just keeps spinning around like that until you're dizzy and probably barf a little bit.

😂😂🤣

Haldon Lindstrom

I hate to admit it, but this is probably better than 50% of the actual erotic fanfics out there

Richard Riley

YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN, YOU MONSTER!

Rie Sheridan Rose

I can see why you were arrested... ;) Lovely fan fic.

Bayushi-san

Like...uh...what program is she using to write in? My shit needs that level of organization instead of the nine Google Drive folders I'm using.

Ted Van Roekel

Poor Momo. Dale's probably getting kind of warm on that side.

Douglas E. Smith

I love Marigold. At least she has one dedicated fan of her slashfic.

Jamal Taylor

Right! xDDDDD

Starlight

Woo, XKCD shirt!

Saketh Kasibatla

Scrivener, apprently?

Jareth Fullbringer

I have not a single regret having wanted this to be the winner. Zero. Zeeeeeeero. Narutos mastery of butt-stuff no jutsu, is almost as powerful as his talk-no jutsu

Bonnie Fiddis

You should collab with David “Porn lord” Willis on his next slipshine

That'sSoRevan

This is the greatest thing I've ever read. 12/10 would read 50k more words in a heartbeat.

Justin Cox

I mean, I've probably written worse. What I want to know is what application is she using.

Baalzie

🤦‍♂️👍

Ourobius

Not my proudest fap

Tinwhisker

I'm guessing it took longer to write that... whatever it is than it took to draw and color the comic. That is impressively terrible.

Grace Kieser

The moment Jeph was simultaneously proud and ashamed of his writing

Jose Lopez Maldonado

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Matt

So...what program is that being written in?

David Liao

Omg was this dick up my butt this whole time?!

Nikki

I cant read this. I read a line and then another and I'm laughing too hard to continue.

drone r0m-3

Dattebayo!

Kyle Conrad

Thanks I hate it 🤣

Erinnyes

Still a better love story than Twilight.

James Bastone

Jeph, noooo!!!! Jeph, whyyyy????

Scott Hilton

Momo is a perv. But like, in a sad way.

BioYuGi

I knew this decision to vote for this would end badly

Yes officer, that writer right there.

Nicholas Lopez

This is the best worst fanfic ever.

Anthony Gaglianese

I voted for this and fully expected an absolute train wreck. I was not disappointed.

Cliff

Someone spends time on Reddit, to pull out that meme.

dirtknight

MY MOST POWERFUL JUTSU

Stephen Wells

Apparently the true penis was within you all along?

🤣

oh my god

Tom Carlson

Sigh. #unzips

JensranDeacon

I literally died reading the last line...