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Upward Mobility

🕑 Added 2020-02-24 02:06:41 +0000 UTC

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awgiedawgie

They can if you fill everything out three times. And you'd have to, since I've never seen a laser printer that can generate a carbon form.

Was about to ask where male identifying AIs kept their WiFi antennae... never mind, answered my own question. 🍆📡📶

Sleepy John

Where else do you put the WiFi hot spot?

Yet the female identifying AIs opted to retain boobs - something wholly superfluous to a robot . Noses are optional, but boobs are essential apparently.

Some Ed

Do those mechanical pencils use different lead or the same lead? To be clear, I don't know which one would be worse.

Valraven

I imagine the very first AIs were very human-like, but, due to the nature of true sapience, many very quickly opted for technicolor skins and other less human-like bodies.

Valraven

I work at a pizza place. I frequently think about just putting a particular supervisor right through the oven.

Clifton Royston

I'm another Uniball Micro addict. I buy them by the box, so I can keep a bunch of them at work and a bunch at home. Also acceptable: Uniball Onyx micro point, Pilot G-2 0.38. Basically I like to draw a fine line.

Joseph Bonnar

No, because Crushbot.

Sleepy John

Are there any AIs that are not either obviously robotic or young android? Any ‘vintage’ model androids?

The World Famous Chocomerican

That's a good one, but as someone who used to be a server I shy away from pens with caps. I need that quick draw action.

Sleepy John

The problem is finding a cannon of sufficient caliber.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I use the V5 for drawing, but I haven't found anything better than the G2 for writing. I prefer the Blue Ultrafine, but they're hard to come by anymore outside of a dedicated Office Supply store.

Kurt Roithinger

pfft, pens. wait, what do you mean having 7 different mechanical pencils (and none of them different colors) that i use almost daily is somehow worse...?

I was waiting for Beeps to realize that fountain pens can't really be used for triplicate...

OldGoat

I'm sure Claire, who owns several fountain pens (not to mention blotters and inkwells) and will gladly take it off Beep's hands.

Nancie

Only if it can't be easily corrected by returning (or reselling) it. Of course, if Beeps goes to return it and comes back with something that's twice as expensive, that won't count as correcting the problem.

Eric Rucker

My preference for cheap is the Uni-ball Roller in micro point. (I'll also accept a Pilot Precise V5, although it's not quite as fine... and now I'm wondering where my Pilot Hi-Tecpoint V5 Cartridge System went...)

Eric Rucker

...I'm honestly not sure if you missed the joke or if I'm missing the joke.

Autistic Observer

Pretty sure we have all had that particular desire (currently or otherwise)

Da Nargh!!

I swear the amount of times I've wanted to fire my boss...

The World Famous Chocomerican

There's much to be said about a good pen. But on the other hand you can't get that much better than a Pilot G2, and those are $2-$4.

Autistic Observer

Could alway say the pen is Winslow's new hire gift. The promotion could be Roko's... just belatedly.

Autistic Observer

No, not just you

Shane Wegner

We don't kink-shame here!! I think poor decision-making shaming might be OK though.

Shane Wegner

"Promoting me to your boss was bad decision-making, Beeps." "MORE REASONS I DESERVE TO BE FIRED"

awgiedawgie

Roko definitely needs someone to keep her in check, but she really is a good leader. I get the feeling that Beeps never wanted to be in charge in the first place, but I'm guessing they didn't have too many options at the time.

awgiedawgie

If she's related to Melon, it would explain a lot.

awgiedawgie

Beeps, just return the pen to the store, and we'll call it square.

Elf Sternberg

Beeps, seriously, your kink is not OK.

Jonkree

I can imagine that Beeps paid with Bitcoin and when they return the pen they find out that she has a metric sh*t ton of Bitcoin, but she doesn't realise how much money that is.... You know, because the salespitch of Nakamoto-san was convincing.

Penguin

I really want to blow a raspberry on Beeps stomach, No just me then.

Joseph

That's exactly how the chain of command should work in offices - promoting employees to being your boss so you can beg them not to fire you would save so much time and paperwork.

Czarzhan

I figured something like this would be how Roko gets promoted.

Bagge

Say what you will of Beeps as a boss - she sure recognizes talent when she sees it

Hugh Eckert

Same

Utaku Beta

well.. surprise promotion is surprise!

Joseph Bonnar

No. She's begging Roko not to fire her. We've known about Beeps insecurities for some time now...

Something about robo-athleisure wear amuses me to no end.

Summer Sudbrink

Is Beeps... malfunctioning? :( I don't even know how to ask the question without being crappily insensitive but something seems very wrong there.

Ian Wolfe

Yeah, Beeps REALLY needs someone to manage her. Possibly even micromanage her. Might as well be Roko, seeing as she keeps volunteering.

Andrew Mitchell

Good call Beeps... Good call. No, not the begging, but promoting Roko.

Andrew Mitchell

She just did. 😀

oh dear I felt this in my soul

Daryk Zirkle

Well, SOME Sailors are nice... Mostly, we have the same distribution of "nice" and "not nice" as the general population. Just glad to see Rokko getting her due, really. Not that there's a pay raise for volunteer work...

JD

Isn't Arthur Melon's roommate?

Alex H.

Who exactly is Arthur? The name didn't seem familiar, and after I looked stuff up, it seems that the other known employee's name is Nelson but there is an AI named Arthur. Is this a mistake or a previously unknown employee?

Vicki McLachlan

Shoulda gotten her a TWSBI Eco.

Brent

Can I give Beeps a hug and be her friend? I really like her

Ted Van Roekel

Actually, I think she has just taken over by abdication.

Thomas Halpin

I hope that this will lead to increased satisfaction for all parties involved

Ted Van Roekel

Oh Beeps.... However, Roko really does need to take over.

Miyaa

I think if Roko is wise, she’d not take the promotion. Maybe let Arthur run things?

Adam Friedlander

competence > org chart

Joel Bateman

Did Rokko just get promoted

BioYuGi

Someone soft and adorable.

BioYuGi

Yeah, if this was money the foundation had, and not Beeps' own pocket cash... I don't know if this would be a fireable offense for a regular business, but it definitely feels like it would be the final warning.

Please pardon my ignorance, but what is a "cinnamon roll"? Renee called Elliot that, too.