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Their Name Is Very Literal

🕑 Added 2020-03-04 02:02:53 +0000 UTC

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Chris Crowther

Brun is wonderfully insightful with her question.

Diptych

Same as it ever was.

JMK

I'm totally shipping Mille and Beeps right now.

Sarah Manx

I mean, who wouldn't want to know?

Sleepy John

Brun and Renee have such very different goals.

Some Ed

I don't think so. It's just that Beeps does catastrophic failure testing. The *kind* of catastrophic failure probably doesn't matter as much as how much oomph it took. But if it *doesn't* fail at some point, then clearly Beeps didn't test it hard enough. (To be fair, there are probably some sorts of failures that matter more than others. I would personally much prefer the vibrator that simply burned out and stopped working at some voltage or level of usage over one that explodes, and even that to one that vibrates apart into a nanite cloud that destroys the Earth. Just saying.)

Some Ed

What are the chances that the next time he goes to North Hampton, Ma, they'll have at least one of every restaurant that's featured in QC? (I feel like The Horrible Revelation should be a chain.)

Trigon Manthree

Bevaginaed-American

Autistic Observer

All are relevant questions

Bill Hall

It took me over two minutes to make my way to frame 2.

Kinda Squirrely

Beep's Blush modules are very advanced from what I'm seeing.

Jeffrey Nonken

My favorite line from Time Bandits: "So THAT'S what an invisible wall looks like!"

BobC

I can see what's next: The Invisible Vibrator! Actually, no, I wouldn't see that at all.

jimbo

Brun is going to love this conversation - https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4164

Czarzhan

"Do they ever catch fire or explode?" "Not if they want to pass testing, they don't."

Damien

This will be a very interesting conversation for Elliot and Clinton to walk back in on.

I am fascinated that more AI don't use this chromatic flexibility we are seeing lately. Maybe they are following the philosophy of that David Byrne Quote: “People will remember you better if you always wear the same outfit...” (Same as if ever was!)

Ack

Beeps was not expecting this reaction.

David Pipes

Invisible Emu is a company? And with two simple words, a dozen or so comics rotate into clarity... :-)

Stephen Wells

... can there be a bookstore around the corner called Very Literal?

"Vagina-Haver" ...I wonder if this is the build up to a new t-shirt?

Stephen Wells

Millefeuille is excited by the testing methodology itself, so presumably she's protocolosexual.

Jeffrey Anderson

What a great phrase, vagina-haver.

Mark

Nobody breaks in, or more than once anyway.

Andrew Mitchell

I think we've seen her at work once. Maybe it was a bonus comic?

NICK: That's a 404.

Mason Griffith

Great, now I'm wondering if Beeps is "human standard"...

Bagge

"Hot spot" hurr hurr ...sorry

Bagge

It's a very descriptive name of the lab, but I still don't think it is very practical

Kenn Murphy

I like beeps. She's super cute.

Edward Clayton Andrews

(Slow clap) well done. One might say you didn't cock it up.

Sleepy John

Can they be controlled with a built-in WiFi hot spot? Asking for a friend.

Yonatan Zunger

I kind of love Millefeuille's excited reaction and it just brings up more questions for me about exactly how robot sexuality works. 🤔

awgiedawgie

I don't think subtlety is an option when you're discussing sex toys.

Hugh Eckert

Renee is so subtle.

ducksauz

Wondering if Jeph would get mad/sue if someone opened a bar named The Horrible Revelation. It's such a good name, it really should exist IRL.

Andrea Andrew

They all sound like kindred spirits.

Captain Button

I can't see any way forward for that.

Joseph Bonnar

Invisible Emu optics? CAN I GET A JOB THERE? (Asking for a friend.)

awgiedawgie

And things will get very awkward, very fast.

Mason Griffith

Poor Elliot and Clinton are about to walk in on a very serious discussion

Jennifer Doyle

*raises hand for a non-Euclidean vibrator*

Michael Boettger

We must consider that Brun may still be suffering from the fire at the bar, hence her concern about mishaps

There really isn't a more accurate term, though. Especially when you're specifically talking about the anatomy.

Douglas E. Smith

The fact that Brun went directly to catch fire and explode makes me think it happens far more often in the QC universe than in this universe. Especially the ones with non-Euclidian geometry...

For a vagina-haver? Is this what we're reduced to? "Vagina-haver" and "Penis-haver"? Fuck my life...