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Employee Of The Year

🕑 Added 2020-03-12 01:28:54 +0000 UTC

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Trigon Manthree

QC in my QC? It's more likely than you think.

Daryl Sawyer

Her drunk simulation probably simulated her passing out. He made her comfortable, trusted his other friends not to be dicks about it, and moved on.

TubaGinger

For humans that visit? Advocates, family, partners, delivery folks?

Matt Grayson

How did Clinton escape from Millefeuille? That wasn't a come-hither look she gave him. It was a you're-not-going-anywhere look.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I feel somehow that the second to last panel should have had someone off-screen yelling "WOO BUTTS!". Sort of a conversational humor punctuation.

Reese Wallace

Some remarkable Brian David Gilbert energy from Clinton in this one.

Shane Wegner

I guess not every AI is deific perfection made manifest.

Grace Kieser

I'd ship it, but I fear Roko would be so frustrated with Beeps that their relationship wouldn't last more than a couple weeks.

Stephen Wells

... so Beeps would totally rub Roko's emblem-adorned posterior with a loaf of pumpernickel if she knew what Roko was into. I could see that working out pretty well for both of them.

Ack

Why do they have a water cooler in an office space with only robots?

I feel like when she tests toys, she is given a test object and a control object and asked to take them both across the room and place them in a cabinet together.... and if it survives, thats QC done.

Chris Crowther

They seem to be about on par with humans in terms of occurrences of competency.

jimbo

there's something kinky submissive about Beeps

Bagge

Everything will be so much more effective with ai, they said...

Mark

Not that secret, Beeps.

Joseph Bonnar

RE the office printer... Does it contain an AI that wants to print, or is it simply a machine. And if it does contain an AI, what did Beepatrice DO to the poor thing! :(

Dean Reilly

One day Beeps will snap and go full Office Space on that printer.

Milayna

That's a lot of exposition from someone without drunk bubbles

Am Queue

TFW I give the same type of 'my day' information, because 'what are you doing' on any larger level amounts to 'nothing'.

Beeps breaks my heart because I have the human version of complete total incompetence syndrome.

Notice that Brun has a three-bubble buzz going by the 6th panel? That is some fast-acting ouzo!

Ardent Slacker

... and now I'm extremely certain that there exists an extremely popular youtube channel with a robo-lass and her printer struggles... and it shows up on lists of "extremely useful advice", "Not technically porn", and "printer-dominatrix" no, wait! "dot-minatrix"

SilverbackRon

I love Beeps. She is one of my favorite characters. Don't you ever give up Beeps!

Tom wilson

Huh. I wouldn't have expected an AI to be so thoroughly incompetent. I guess there must be some kind of genetic learning algorithm that makes each AI a little different than the next.

Anie M

It's that two degrees of separation that makes the story super believable to me lol. I had a friend recommend a friend to do my taxes. Turns out he was my husband's cousin's spouse. And my father in law's aunt is a coworker of my dad's 😂

Sandrock

All these characters are like one name drop away from knowing each other even more at any given point lol

Daryl Sawyer

I wonder what she would think if she knew Roko had fantasized about Clinton and a loaf of sourdough.

Czarzhan

I wonder if Beeps would freak if she knew Clinton knew Roko...

Anthony Gaglianese

Beeps is the AI equivalent of a cinnamon roll. Tamagotchi?

Andrew Mitchell

This adds to the pile of evidence that it's the right call for Roko to be in charge. I hope Clinton learns that soon; and joins the charity to lend a helping (robotic or otherwise) hand.