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This Will End Well

🕑 Added 2020-03-15 01:24:59 +0000 UTC

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Bill Hall

Y’know, there is significant danger inherent in alcoholic beverages flavored with licorice ... Pernod (& Pastis,) Ouzo, Raki ... dratted stuff has always done me (and others) in.

Jason Holmes

I kinda feel like Clinton is gonna have two bots crushing on him after this.

Beeps probably has that effect on entities. Her best job would be a recruiter for the French Foreign Legion. Just a few minutes' exposure to her would convince them this was the way to forget.

Mark

Branching out from butts, are you?

If Millie starts doing 3-D SBS robo-twerkin', I am THERE.

I must admit, I came here for the pee stuff, too-- don't judge me!

David Willis

look where's the pee stuff, i was told i could come here for the pee stuff

They released a patch for the app.

Jeff Gedney

So 4152 seems to be the first incidence of Square AI drunk bubbles, so far as I have been able to find. The last AI drunk bubbles I found before that was when Roko and the other cop were getting drunk when she was contemplating quitting the force, and they had round bubbles in that comic.

drone r0m-3

This should be... interesting.

David Howe

Does beg the question about yey's drunk-bubbles though.

Oooh. Humans have round speech bubbles and drunk bubbles. Robots have square drunk bubbles as well as speech bubbles. Just noticed :)

Shawn K. Younkin

I like the way you think!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Oh yeah, that is a VERY naughty look.

Some Ed

They were behind the Emu.

Some Ed

You wanting Faye and Bubbles to starve? Though, seriously, I'd rather if they started getting more customers from Millefeuille's lush endorsements of their services.

Bagge

Pintsize knows...

Do you see Millefeuille's face in the last panel?

jimbo

forgot? oh I was hoping millefeuille would show up wearing them since she obviously wants to be friends

Peter Jensen

Fire codes will have to be updated, though: https://comb.io/XNTwIR

Chris Crowther

I mean, Bender in Futurama uses alcohol as fuel...so I guess it's not impossible for them to do something similar. Alcohol is a pretty good energy source.

Valraven

As a trans femme person myself, the very instant robo-junk becomes available, I am there, and if it's not covered, I will rob a bank to pay for my robo-junk.

Valraven

He's grabbing another beer to catch up

Andrew Mitchell

Well, I'm feeling more confident now that Jeph's said "This Will End Well".

Justin Seifert

*Ahem* Human Standard ;-)

Cliff

So, uh... About that pee tier? For a friend...

SilverbackRon

I certainly do.

SilverbackRon

That's hilarious, I hadn't noticed that.

z

Okay, so what is the bot peeing tier? And, only if we get unpixilated urine streams and genitals, no cheating like hentai!

David Barr

Never combine cunnilingus and alcohol. #DontVisualize #ImABadMan

Noctusxx

It has already been established that she is anatomically correct. I suspect that means she has the abilty to fake eating and drinking since the exit apertures exist.

VGreenGoblinV

I'm picturing a utilitarian twist-off cap type situation, like Bumblebee in the live-action Transformers movie. So the truly freaky can just make it into a drinking game. "MilleFeuille!! Stop intoxicating the man!!"

Simon Green

Unless it comes out as a solid, which case it would obviously be pouzo.

Constantine Hannaher

I thought the faces on these two were screens, but can’t prove it right now.

Barry Callahan

My question is: If she pees out the ouzo she drank, will it still be drinkable after it comes out? I mean, with no digestive organs to break it down, it's basically just store + flush...

Joseph Bonnar

Oh dear LORD... Jeph? I am in tears! This is the second funniest thing I have read this month! The funniest was the email I just from a relative in the medical profession, who urged me in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS to never take a laxative and a sleeping pill together.

which leads to the question of which AIs have crinkly bits in their underwear, and if other organs can be successfully replaced like Clinton's hand ([pointedly] not looking at Claire)...

To quote random internet "Translated to English, millefeuille (pronounced meel-foy) means one thousand sheets, layers, or leaves. It's an old-school French pastry that's airy, crispy, flaky, and decadent in all the right places" Geddit, all the right places so my money is on her being Data style "fully functional" and that she pees... As to why AIs have libidos, Star Wars shows us what happens when you try to suppress them in human like minds.

Joel Bateman

Maybe the anatomically correct AIs have a system to allow them to mimic eating and drinking?

Sleepy John

Not only that, three switches magically appeared on the wall between the first and last panels.

Sleepy John

Next to Clinton's glasses.

Instead of fixing it I just want him to come up with a reason they vanished XD

Mari San

Don,t we all forget glasses at some point in our lives?

Niskara

Is it wrong that I'm almost considering about shipping them?

Matt Grayson

Beeps 2nd panel. Seems very happy to have made Clinton’s acquaintance....

Yonatan Zunger

Working as intended, will not fix.

BobC

Is there a transparent emu in the room? I can't tell...

Miyaa

Also, in case anyone needs feels: https://twitter.com/misterchristoid/status/1238989121093238784?s=21

Jeff Gedney

I love the fact that robot drunk bubbles are rectangular like their speech bubbles.

Jon

Probably the $69 tier 😭

Miyaa

Even without his glasses, he could see horny-drunk Mille coming a kilometer away.

Rich Holmes

I would like at this time to point out that in the Patreon comments to #4080, Mille's second appearance in QC, I wrote: 'Five bucks says "the gentleman" disappears within a week but "greenie" becomes a regular character as part of the gradual roboticization of QC.' Where's my five bucks.

Thomas Halpin

Seems that way

Josh

That's alright, I forget my glasses after drinking too much sometimes too.

Michael Boettger

Beeps is reassessing her relationship with Millie. This is way out of her lane. Or is Brun enabling this?

KingAtticus

Could we say Clinton is a lightweight and lost his glasses after presumably one beer? Or am I forgetting some moment where he canonically drank more than that and was fine?

Deckerbunny

millefeuille is a horny drunk, huh?

Thomas Halpin

I just hope this doesn't cause internal damage that sends her in for more maintenance.

Jamieson

Ai mean, she is a human standard model. Obviously she has somewhere for the alcohol to go after her mouth. Perhaps she has a stomach, and didn't know it?

I hope they find out in a spectacular and inappropriate way.