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She Got Played

🕑 Added 2020-03-16 01:14:11 +0000 UTC

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Derick Huth

BOOks

Joel Bateman

And hair style.

Sleepy John

Chronologically by date of author's birth. In the same year, by color of author's eyes.

Joel Bateman

Beeps, Hanners, and Claire /MUST/ meet.

David Howe

"By the order I originally read them in" [later] "how did you DO that?"

Alex Borders

Or, perhaps, "Aarrggg!!! Wherever they fit!!"

Alex Borders

Alphabetically by author. Within the author, series first, then stand-alone titles. Series are in order of publication date of first book of the series, within the series, by publication date. Stand-alone titles, alphabetical by title. Titles in a 'shared universe' are considered to be written by the creator of the universe (e.g. 'After the King' is considered to be written by J.R.R. Tolkien). Anthologies after the end of the alphabet, sorted by title.

Daryl Sawyer

Beeps and Hannalore?

Douglas E. Smith

Oh please oh please oh please let them meet! A new organized Singularity could emerge from the sheer love of filing! Besides, the way this comic runs, it's practically inevitable, anyway. Also nothing bad happened when Claire and Tilly met...

Czarzhan

"Take them out of the box. Put them on the shelf. Biggest on the bottom." The box is small enough that finding a particular book on the shelf should only take a moment. Renee can organize them later as she likes. :)

KCkittysnores

I miss casual human contact so much.

I wonder if Drinkr has the ability to pause. I imagine Millie pausing "Huh, where ARE those shota going?? MEH!" Unpause.

I dunno. My gf of 5 years is a librarian and the way her brain works is amazing. She'll obsessively re-shelf in book stores, thrift shops, and other libraries but our home is has books of all shapes and categories scattered randomly in every room of the house.

"Oh, I don't care, whatever you wanna do" said no bibliophile, ever.

Dean Reilly

Always sanitize your robot thoroughly before high-fiving.

Stephen Wells

Beeparalysis through Beepanalysis.

Bagge

...dunno, "Nothing" would be a pretty safe bet for most of the time

Bagge

Size and color!

Magic Chopstick Games

Ouzo drunk is the best/worst drunk tho

R L

Beeps would be WONDERFUL in jobs that require predicting what the opponent does.

Reyn Goldfur

It would be the most well-organised library in the world.

And Yay and Melon.

Am Queue

I HAVE QUESTIONS

Joseph Bonnar

Let me see... Beeps, Melon, Mille, Hanners and Claire are all in a large room sharing their life experiences. Emily walks in. I shall go now, because that is just too BLOODY DAMNED MUCH WAIFU TO TOLERATE!

Joe

Beeps is Tom Sawyer ...

Chris Magnelli

Beeps would probably be do a better job of being a library assistant than what shes doing now

Chris Magnelli

Beeps, Claire, and Hanners will meet in less than a week after him saying that...

Mike O'Dell

Ordered by SHA-512 hash of the ISBN catalog record

Thisguy

THEY MUST MEET!

David Durant

What about books where the publishing chronology is different to the order in which events happen in the narrative?

Nascha Morrison

Omg I just noticed the blocky digital drunk bubbles that's amazing

Adam Friedlander

Alphabetically, then by series, with individual books in chronological order by original publication date, but also books in a series by authors other than the original are shelved with that series.

Fart Captor

Beeps and Claire and Hanners must meet immediately

Forgettable

I need to complain about you writing me as a cute robot... Oh, wait, never mind, I love her. :P

Erin Hartshorn

I think she’s waiting for Clinton to come back and talk to her again.

Gary Walker

So does the high five imply that Mille does, in fact, pee?

Shawn K. Younkin

Beeps in the background of the first panel looks like she is waiting for "something" to happen...

Michael Boettger

Oh, and I see Clinton has found his glasses

Celine Chamberlin

Beeps, Claire, Hanners, and Emily.

Michael Boettger

Okay, here's an idea. Beeps, Claire, and Hanners open a bookstore. Beeps organizers, Claire kinda realizes her dream, and Hanners runs the coffee bar and dusts.