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25 Bad Comics

🕑 Added 2020-10-19 23:14:58 +0000 UTC

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These are fantastic. I got a huge belly-laugh out of the cum fairy one.

Myrddin Emrys

I must admit... I laughed out loud at 'Repetition is a good source of humor'.

I know next to nothing about Billie Eilish but every part of these comics with her was gold and I cannot explain why

Zig Justice

If I think these are hilarious and awesome, does that make me a bad person? . o O (Because these are hilarious and awesome.)

Joseph Loder

So where are the bad comics?

SSJ Carrot Cake

that's what i'm saying. machine guns for everyone!

Martin Krikorian

These are hilarious

Tim Keating

May I say for historical purposes, the timing on the Prof Dick and balls comic could not be more perfect. (Google “Jeffrey Toobin” if need be)

Peter Davoust

These are all *fantastic*. Thank you for bringing them into the world.

Nixie Tube

Hah! Love the burn on elderly fetish artist Brooke McEldowney.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Everyone SHOULD have a machine gun. There would be far fewer idiots.

100/25, they're good comics Brent

As advertised.

William Cole

Answertron is like a comic May would write after reading a lot of Oglaf.

Julian Leventhal Hicks

These are very funny

Technoir

Lol @the Billie Eilish ones.

darklion

So many callbacks Billie Eilish

Niilo Paasivirta

https://imgur.com/EIpp1yu

Beebob Mckenzie

Gon need you to retag that bad comics tag. There where gold. Especially repetition.

Ye Olde Phart

Marjory, is that you? OMG what a cameo (anybody remembering Fraggle Rock?) :D

I laughed too hard at #20

Oh, wow!

Sebastian

There is much here to love. :D

Daryl Sawyer

lol, these were great! I particularly liked the stupid ones.

Leak

Asdfmovie's got nothing on you... :P

KCkittysnores

Thank you. I needed the laughs.

Sian

This is exactly what 2020 needs tbh.

Thomas Halpin

I laughed way too hard at these

Piogre

was hoping for a third with "Humor Comes in Three's" but alas

Granite

The second professor one cracks me up.

Joseph

These were all terrible. Please make more.

Luke Meyers

What the fuck have you done to my expectations

Fabio Neves

These are all pretty good and I'm Billie Eilish

awgiedawgie

Billie Eilish meets Ellie Eilish?

Stellar

omygod, same

James Dominguez

No bad jokes detected. FALSE ADVERTISING.

Azrux

I want a refund. Not for patreon, for this comment.

Gary Sumners

All of them worthy.

BobC

We're Patrons. Does that mean we're giving Jeph our cents of humor?

Joseph Bonnar

We were both baited into clicking and we enjoyed it! :)

Utaku Beta

That was so worth the click!

I laughed a lot. Thank you! :D

William Etheridge

These are all top notch.

Chris Heg

Gahh!

Dangit.... the 'repetition' one got me.

Thomas A. Dennis

Eilish I was as talented as you. Am I doing this right?

el_zilcho

I need a Billie Eilish + Femto crossover comic now

Kinda Squirrely

Sometimes all you need is a bad joke, and you gifted us 25.

Fay Roberts

Either you have failed at bad comics, or my sense of humour is broken. My face hurts from guffawing. Billy Eilish IS cool.

Ethan Banman

I'm Billie Eilish

I chortled multiple times. I guess my sense of humor is bad!

Aeryn Light

If you put porno under your pillow, does the cum fairy pay a visit?

Bo Blackstar

These are... so good. So so good. Some good in their terribleness, others just actually great. #25 got me.

That second Professor Humor one was absolutely beautiful, really stuck the landing, A++

Nobody ever expects Billie Eilish!

Tom Powell (zifnab06)

I am absolutely losing it at the second billie eilish one.

Antonio E Gonzalez

Is the Cum Fairy joke that she made him orgasm?

Sindri

These are hilarious and I don't even know who Billie Eilish is. My only complaint is that they're patreon-exclusive so I am honor-bound not to show them to all of my friends and relatives.

Nicole Aptekar

These are extremely not bad and are in fact good

I loved these, especially the dads saga and the cum fairy

Hey these aren't bad, false advertising!

Ben M

These were really good at almost being bad. Also, the Billie Eilish motif was great.

Tim Keating

Clearly, Jeph REALLY wants to be doing a porn comic.

Autographedcat

I honestly really enjoyed all of these. Especially the Billie Eilish bits. :)

Marc Kevin Hall

I agree.

Now I have to go dig my skateboard out of the garage!

TwoRavens

Seriously. I just about was wheezing.

Rob McBobson

Several of these are genuinely good jokes. As in, better than some professional cartoonists usually create.

Jono Hayward

*sniff* I have waited... *sniff*... SO LONG... to see peen in Jeph's work. Now I may die happily *sob*

Rat

why are these so funny???

the good good

Tab

Jeezus the two-dicked professor one got me guffawing out loud, literally a guffaw. Doesn't even *need* the earlier dick professor to be funny, it's just a great gag by itself.

KingAtticus

I think it’s the mischievous face but I love it when Billie Eilish pops up

Eric Sieck

Duh

Peter John Canning

A few of these made me wanna see a crossover with oglaf

Joseph Houk

No, I'm Billie Eilish.

Jason Wotzko

Oglaf reference?

Ami

Getting a big Lesnick feel from these

Jaron Mortimer

There are 3 sets of professor dick and balls in this. And the professor only shows up twice.

What the actual fuck. Nice

L

Everyone should def have a machine gun

Magic Chopstick Games

Preeeetty sure that last one did a murder

Jonathan Taves

Oh that's right, Billie Eilish's real name is Kurt. But then who is *that*?

Anton

I scream laughed about the author's thinly concealed fantasy lady, the teeth did me in!

Rosilin

Yessssss, good.

Dracon Atrox

I laughed so hard at "The Cum Fairy." So crude, 10/10.

Mathe

Well you set out to create bad comics and accidentally created your magnum opus.

SpookyPenguin

no I'M Billie Whats-her-name!

Joshua Bushman

That last one makes me miss you and Willis shitting on 9 Chickweed Lane on The Tweets

Pejo

Prof. Humor, PhD is very topical. Happy Zoom Dick Day, everyone!

Tamara Macadam

cursed, i love it

Kurt Roithinger

No, *I* am Billie Eilish.

Scott Call

These are cute and fun I love them. I want to seem them animated

these are special things

Zach Pumphrey

These are great!

Please do more :D

Tbh we don't deserve Jeph

I love love them.

Bigg

I will never get tired of 9 Chickweed Lane dunks

Karel P Kerezman

I love the "you are interrupting a very important surgery" riff, and the Billie Eilish stuff owns, but I must admit that "the darkest timeline" is where I had to stop and just laugh my damned fool head off.