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Curb Your Enthusiasm

🕑 Added 2020-11-15 02:11:24 +0000 UTC
Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Nathaniel Tagg

Her sexyiness made the words disappear. It's science.

Virginity is not just a dated label. It is a fiction that men think that their penis is magically capable of changing a women's identity. So last millennium!

doorbender

Right? He was uncomfortable paying towards it. And now dundundun!

Matthew Romoser

Panel 3. Magical disappearing "Will Glomp for Pocky." ;-) You might want to tweak that before posting tomorrow.

Ack

It would be hilariously ironic if her being anatomically human-standard made her less attractive toward Sven.

Yonatan Zunger

I suspect May's approach to seduction is more on the lines of "Hey, Clownboy. We gonna bang or not?" And TBH, it suits her perfectly, and really suits Sven quite a bit too. They're both kinda fucked-up people, but in a way that could be good for each other.

Photon

Done and done. Start here: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4003 You're welcome!

David Pipes

"AND THEN THEY....!"

Derrik Pates

You and me both.

Yelling Bird

I wish my body was still human-standard.

Marc Moskowitz

Have we ever seen Sven hook up with someone taller than he is?

William Cole

Gonna try it myself!* (* post-plague, of course)

JPGer

Now im anatomically human-standard...thats a good one

I hadn't thought about it, but I doubt they use anything analogous to the human voice box. It would have to be a speaker with some fine control using their mouths. If so, AIs would be able to change their voice at will, assuming they want to. In May's case, I'd expect her to go for a sultry contralto :)

TBH, I'm thinking, "Poor Sven"

Mark

Now there's a call-back! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1658

Mark

Does she even know for certain? She was and perhaps still is uncomfortable expressing emotions other than anger or transgressive glee. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3579

Mark

Momo would *like to be* feelin' it :-)

Shane Wegner

Also, because "gawdammit brain": Sexy Postal Worker: "I've got a package to delivery for you" Sexy Tow Truck Driver: "Let me... uh... put my weight on... your flatbed?" Sexy Ice Resurfacing Machine Operator: "I've got..um...a thin glaze of liquid... to spread evenly across your surfaces?" My "seducing May" lines aren't promising, unless she's somehow into awkwardness. Although given her last time with Sven... What might Sven have said if Momo weren't right there? "Human anatomy huh? Want to give it a test run?"

Shane Wegner

If you're the first person to have sex with an AI's new chassis, is it a form of taking their virginity? (Reference- Order of the Stick, Celia asking if "deflowering" Roy's recently entirely resurrected body counts as taking his virginty...again.) Or is the primary factor exposing their mind to the new experience? Speaking of which, given May was pretty new to being embodied, was Sven her "first", non-humanat though her first busted chassis was? (May it Rust in Pieces.) Would the new humanat experience be another form of virginity "lost"? I of course think "virginity" as a somewhat dated label. But I guess it has some explanatory power for experience. Why shouldn't Questionable Content, uh, plow virgin fields of robo thought for many of us in this realm?

Sleepy John

May wants to try everything in the Sexy Halloween Costume Catalog.

Simran Khalsa

Sven probably would be more able to show enthusiasm if he hadn’t funded a major portion of that body and is trying to hide that fact.

Bagge

"I have received some... upgrades"

The Broken Nomad

So when will we see “more” of the new May? ..asking for everyone.

Sleepy John

Sven's not into tall?

Thomas A. Dennis

Is this where we find out that Sven really wants that hip socket action?

Shane Wegner

ROBO-threesome!!

Marty BlackEagle

lol

Marty BlackEagle

clinton's short

NotEnufDog

I like to think that that's not a trashcan behind them in panel 1, but the pedistal for a statue of litter, which has been stolen.

C-Cubed

Look at Momo’s face in the 2nd panel, she’s totally still crushing on Sven.

Andrew Mitchell

IIRC she wasn't. I think that's what led to the hip incident. But I could well be wrong.

Chelsea

It's Sven

Anthony Gaglianese

I don't know who is more adorable, Momo or Elliot. 🤔

Morgyn

I wonder, do AI's voices change with the bodies? Are they customizable?

Czarzhan

That was one hell of a wink.

Alan Wiggs

She's flirting so hard it escaped for a moment.

Why is panel 3 missing the text on May's shirt?

Emma Humphries

An AI named Thufir Hawat would be a hoot.

Ghosty Hannah

I mean, are we sure that's not Clinton?

Populuxe

Seeing May next to Sven really drives home how tall she is now.

To hell with Momo! What about me? I thought it was Dan!

For one horrible moment, I thought it was Dan - shitty or otherwise!

Mari San

Right???

Poor Momo...

Marty BlackEagle

didnt know my was fully anatomically correct before. interesting.

William Davy

May is missing her titty text in panel 3.

Daniel Burnett

Just realised threat was Sven and not Clinton. Also love the magic disappearing logo

R L

I love the strip but I'll be honest The strip comment's "ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy" going out of frame puts the cherry on top.

Forrest Taylor

Damn, thought that was Clinton

Duke

Those are quite the eyebrows that May is sporting. Was the Thufir Hawat package standard with the upgrade, or was that extra?

Pejo

& I totally forgot! I didn't think Sven & May was public knowledge yet, so I wondered if Momo was just finding out , or if she got let in on the secret.

Pejo

I wondered when Clinton had gotten so tall!

Simon Green

Fuckin' enthusiasm <-> enthusiasm for fuckin'

Dylan T

E R O T I C

Momo’s eyes when she sees him haha. I forgot she had a thing for him way back when, I wonder if that’s still a thing

Ah, the Hottening (TM) has come for Sven.

Indigo

Sven had to cut it due to May's fluids messing it up after their exertions.

Merelyflowers

Clinton and Sven look disconcertingly similar now...

BobC

Momo's fine. It's not a "FWEEEEE" moment of vapor emission. Yet.

Amy ☣

Poor Momo.

Jim Feldman

Sven with a new hair?

Tamara Macadam

so sexy the pocky vanished

Dave Warren

*Mortal Kombat voice* CARNALITY!

Populuxe

I’m trying to imagine a relationship between May and Sven and I’m not seeing it. So naturally I want it to happen.

orangejuicenut

YES YES YES YES

Photon

Hahaha - "LITTER" - didn't want to make the trash-goblin reference too blatant, eh?

LH

i guess the high beams are blinding, iykwim

aetherspoon

The words on May's shirt are missing on the third frame, by the way.

BioYuGi

Ehehehehe, now the question is, is she just teasing? Genuinely interested in him? Curious about trying this out now but not into him specifically?

Kyle Major

I'm serious why the shirt has tech to make the words dissappear when looking at it dead on

LH

magical disappearing t shirt slogan!

Yahsho Jinn

I thought he was Clinton lol.

Sorastro

Momo is not feelin' it.

Akashimo Hakubi

The need to see how this plays out us great. Same time, threeway may, Momo & nerd.

Lord Crusade

Threesome?

Michael Boettger

Oh, this would be a disaster of biblical proportions.

JD

I've been waiting for this!

Miyaa

Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no.


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