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Up And At 'Em

🕑 Added 2020-06-30 00:36:52 +0000 UTC

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Joel Bateman

Wait, you censored Beep Boobs...does that mean she's....GASP

Alex Burka

Well they do need to recharge. Why bother keeping your eyes open when you have to stay tethered to an outlet? I guess they could be on Facebook or SkillShare all night. But maybe they charge faster in low-power mode?

Nicholas A Wagner

I find it kinda odd AIs sleep. oh well, maybe they have to defrag or something every so ofter?

FunkyTuba

BEEPCAKE!

YourKingMob

Go to horny jail

Joe

Beepatitties may be my new favorite word.

Joe

as opposed to??

Matt Grayson

Must not think of Millefeuille and Beeps showering together. Must not. No. Bad!

Astrid

omg beeps

Stephen Wells

Honestly was not expecting the casual Beepatitties today, but no complaints.

Greg Morrow

Beeps, you are weird. That's fine! You be you!

Mooster

Am I the only one wanting a hat like that for my PJs? :-)

Captain Button

A bad sign. Butts Disease victims often go into remission right before the final stage begins.

FuryoftheStars

She’s a morning person. Augh. :P

Stephen Wells

Or she's just SAYING aglaglagl to show willing :)

Pete

It would make sense for routine cleansing of AI dermal coverings to be with soap and water. You wouldn't expect exercise to be needed for physical health and fitness, but I could see it potentially having benefit for mind-body integration. But gargling? That's a pretty complex oropharyngeal, glottal, and airway process! It implies that AI speech mechanisms are similar to human, which seems awfully inefficient compared to electronic speakers and voice synthesis.

Bagge

Beeps does a LOT of things because she thinks they are cute.

9 years, 5 months, 11 days. Shaved every day. Had to be perfect. Hated it. Left the Air Force, haven't shaved for over 37 years.

Bill Hall

But, during those years, if my shave was imperfect, I would return home and do it again, just to ensure the ritual was exactly complete ...

Bill Hall

There’s a bit of truth in that underline - I haven’t shaved since Jul 1999, because I hated doing it every working day (with maybe 5 exceptions) for 20 years.

Shawn K. Younkin

She probably wakes up and removes the cameras that Pintsize placed in their room, and then she goes into the bathroom and removes Pintsize from under the sink, she then runs a shower and then she gently wakes up Faye. :)

ducksauz

Funny, just this morning I was just wondering what was up with Beeps.

Bailey Tighe

Now I want to know what Bubbles' morning routine is for comparison.

R. Francis Smith

Questionable content INDEED

Captain Button

We know Chibi-Momo had a sweat drop function built in.

Sleepy John

How does a robot doing sit-ups sweat? (profusely, I know...)

Simon Green

It's probably some sort of silicone-based soap/mouthwash to cleanse and lubricate all the joints.

Merle Blue

She's right about the butt flap.

Dylan T

Beeps is a pure cinnamon roll

Dustin

Well, her chassis does appear to be Soap and Mouthwash proof :P (that costs extra, "Sealed Joints" mod)

Tamara Macadam

watch as g ads attempts to block this

Wolfger

Woo! Naked shower Beeps!

Shawn K. Younkin

Clean your cache and delete cookies- they could be impacting your operational capabilities. If you are still feeling "unperky" in the morning, you might want check your system specs and see if you have any viruses, or malware... I heard there is a new virus impacting A LOT of people called C0v1d version 0.19. If you have that - seek a professional assistance immediately.

Vik M.

Well it doesn't look like she's got nips, and that's the thing that'd hav to b censored, right? Or am i completely wrong about this

Dayam Beeps...

TubaGinger

UP AHND AHT THEM.

Leaflemming

I'm so glad we're back on this storyline!

Firefly Jelly

She even sweats while doing sit-ups to show solidarity.

Shawn K. Younkin

Butt flap PJ's are cute on cute Beepatrice!!

Rat

I want to see her grow up healthy. I want to tell my friends and neighbors about her. I love her. I will protect her.

Miyaa

I want that CATS t-shirt.

gaijin 99

Well, the shower makes sense anyway. The mouthwash I'm less sure about, unless she makes a habit of eating or something.

Terry Parry

I wish I were that perky in the morning!

Clean off any lube from the last product testing would be my guess as to showering often. Wouldn't want to smell like a sex toy factory the next day right?

How do you do it Jeph? Make a character super adorable, then somehow make them even more adorable.

Brian

Roboobs

Ardent Slacker

Depends on the OS and available memory, I'd guess.

James Cooper

I agree with Roko, the shower seams a little much unless the robobodies sweat? We need a breakdown on what these bodies can and can't do lol.

Ardent Slacker

Somehow, I'm not surprised Beepatrice is a morning person.

Dave Van Domelen

I mean, the shower and mouthwash make sense given that she can still get dirty from external stuff. Also helps test the integrity of her moisture barriers.