Plans, Plans, Plans
🕑 Added 2020-07-01 00:58:19 +0000 UTCI am her father
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Ah, a man of culture.
Marc Moskowitz
Sudoku is NP-complete, so AIs and computers in general have to think through them square by square the same way humans do. A computational timesimk is a good thing for an AI to swear by.
Sorastro
Sudoku wha????
Nicholas A Wagner
Well, if I learned anything from "Short Circuit" Robot's eyes change color when they turn on their weapon systems.
Yes, Roko! Give in to the dark side! Any epithet that has the word "sudokufucking" in it has a societal imperative to be fully articulated.
Chris Gallaty
I think the best thing about this comic is pondering if she really did (subconsciously??) change her eye color.
Stephen Wells
You say "Dark side", Batman says "I AM the night"...
Stephen Wells
Or not enough.
tellumo
> Munroe Robotics i see what u did there :-D
Tachpmg
Am I the onlly one who's mainly into this story because I want to see May's new body?
Thisguy
It occurs to me we have a abundance of cute female human like AI, the few males we see apart from Winslow are in More traditional robot bodies.... Maybe we should even it out.... Nah.
Mark
You're all their fathers, Jeph! Just imagine a household of Roko, Beeps, Millie. Lemon, Bubbles, Momo, May....
Mark
For some reason, XKCD didn't occur to me.
David Howe
Ok, lets see... Basilisk - check Glowing eyes - check Asshat body-assignment humans turned to stone.... check pending.
David Howe
Ah, but they can't NOT listen...
David Howe
And now she has read her manual, she knows how to get her eyes to glow red,....
Waffliesinyoface
Roko, yes, give in to the dark side
Saketh Kasibatla
Munroe industries? Nice
Bagge
She... might give in to the dark ide
Sandrock
Activism really be like that though
Elf Sternberg
Roku's really starting to like the chromatophore controls in her body, isn't she?
Fart Captor
I think at this point Jeph has gotten Nelson's name wrong more times than he's gotten it right, lol
Grace Kieser
Jeph keeps forgetting his name and reverts to Arthur until someone mentions it.
i could be wrong but isnt Arthur either Melon's weird roommate or Bubble's houseplant? should that read Nelson instead?
DEWITT!
Leaflemming
I seriously need to see Mr Body-Assignment Asshole getting his oops-did-I-trap-you-in-a-dumpster moment.
Gary Walker
cats
Jonathan Woodcock
C’mon, there’s gotta be butts!
Chris Heg
POS
Jonathan Woodcock
“... dampass meatdick sudokufucking ...”. WHAT’S THE NEXT WORD????!?
Robert Wrigley
Oooo, is glowy eyes one of the body features she learned to use by reading her manual?
Katrina Urmson
Yeah... I burst out laughing so hard at Roko in panel four, my husband looked very wide-eyed for a minute.
Daryl Resplandor
I immediately thought of xkcd after reading that.
Sleepy John
"Angry gets sh*t done." - Mr. Nancy.
Joe
only way he'd care is if it made his job disappear. then he'd have the union suing the government.
Joseph Bonnar
By the way, this song is a cheap trick, but it SO FITS Roko right now... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIKSmFbmOuM
Joe
no no. resist it you must!!
Thisguy
Eh, wouldn’t be that satisfying. The Body Assignment guy wouldn’t care that the system was changed to and that his previous Process was in the wrong. He’d be just “yeah, I followed the previous rules to the letter, now they’ve changed and I’m following the new rules to the letter. You were the one who wanted me to change the rules without going through the correct channels. I’m not the bad guy here”. Lawful neutral characters...
Joseph Bonnar
Am I the ONLY one here who sees Dark Roko as being hotter than hell?
Sean Kinlin
No, Roko! Stay good!
Wait...have we ever established how the Spookybot collective came to be? Have they always been what they are or can they add to their unified consciousness? If the latter is true then Basilik might be the Vader to Yay's Palpatine....0_0
Tom wilson
DARTH ROKKO IS MY BAE!!
David Durant
Roko is the mind killer
Richard
Sounds like a way to get some terrible papercuts.
Matt Grayson
Bubbles made the whole room around her glow red when discussing Evie (Faye’s sister’s girlfriend).
Ian Wolfe
Yes! YES! Let the hate flow through you, young Basilisk!
Niskara
I think Roko has been hanging around Yay too much
Matt Grayson
Remember. Yay is listening....
Dylan T
"Sudokufucking" I want to know more.
Michael Boettger
Happy to get back to this story. Would be so pleased for Roko to make a breakthrough and positively impact May's life. Also, Darth Basilisk?
Saph
I can't tell if the eyes are a stylistic choice or if rokos new body has a feature that makes her eyes glow red when she thinks evil thoughts but either way I love it
Grace Kieser
Don't listen to Beeps! There's power in the dark side!
Lord Crusade
Goooood. Very Good
Matthew Desy
I see plans within plans, I see feints within feints...I see two great houses feuding, House Yayko and House Beepsilisk. I see you behind them.
Marlo Delfin Gonzales
Munroe? Are we going to run into a character with a bic circle for a head?
Bailey Tighe
Oh my god those insults are beautiful