Shit Hits The Fan

David H. Adler

Heh. I’ve missed that little bastard.

i’m glad i’m not the only one that does that!

Captain Button

"Emergency Strippers" is the name of my next metal band.

FuryoftheStars

“In case of emergencies” and “strippers”. Yup, sounds about right for him. lol

Simpin4Holo

no, no, he's right.

Michael Voorhis

I thought it was #3462, but that one just mentioned "Canadian Tire" money (in exchange for a fabricated giant penis for Pintsize). There must be another pintsize-providing-money strip somewhere.

Michael Voorhis

Long ago, there was a strip where Pintsize fetches money and someone (Bubbles?) asked why it was wet. Why the money was wet was never addressed. This strip ends this long standing mystery.

Remember Pintsize?

Strippers in Canada definitely accept USD by the by.

Bagge

He is the one with the money now...

I am the captian now

I know it's been stated a couple times the general area, but I always picture them living IN Canada.

Chong Go

Wait... so was Pintsize the one giving the money, or getting the money....?

Chong Go

It's Canadian *because* it's waterproof!

Prezo

also Canada uses polymer notes don't they? so they're waterproof

Emma Humphries

But a sock full of loonies doubles as a self-defense weapon.

Julienne Ignace

As curious as I am as well.... Do we really want to know? And how much will we regret knowing once we know?

Bagge

Now I want to know exactly what kind of "emergency" Pintisze prepares for

Sleepy John

This just sounds looney.

Sleepy John

Tudza

or The Ship Who Sang, if she can carry a tune.

Tudza

Tonight at Joe's Landing Strip, your Canadian money on-par with USD!

awgiedawgie

From the size of the stack, I'd say it's at least $500.

Jason Rock

If Jeph ran a fundraiser for May from his patrons, she'd be a hypersonic stealth fighter jet by the end of the first day...

BobC

Which fan did the shit hit? I'm a fan and it missed me.

awgiedawgie

That's just what I was thinking.

LH

"pintsize" is a very ... atypical name for that little bit, though

There's a little bit of Pintsize in all of us males. Fortunately, most of us keep it suppressed. Most of the time, anyway.

Summer Sudbrink

Yay will have recouped all the money they previously donated plus some and will buy her a fighter jet, making everybody else feel like useless turds.

tbodt

It's like they remain the same size in projection regardless of how far away from the camera she is

Grace Kieser

Is it just me or have Faye's boobs grown since last week?

Ive wondered, is that a real poster? Or is it a fictitional one for that album for copywrite reasons?

Alex Borders

I keep that part of me locked in a small room, with 5 locks on the door. That part of me is NEVER allowed out to play.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Why is it green, wait, it that a stack of twenties? How much did he give?

at0m

I've read horror stories of people injured by those or worse burned by asshats who use a lighter to heat up the coins before throwing them

drone r0m-3

Tipping them with 20's since that's green Canadian money.

was that a sneak reference to the fact that Canadian bills are plastic, and therefore waterproof :)

Errol Lobo

Just pretend that's what this Patreon is for :)

schmod

Still reppin that Mogwai poster all these years later...

Daryl Resplandor

I dunno about you but I feel like that would raise hundreds of dollars within minutes

You totally throw coins at strippers in Alberta. It’s the result of distancing rules. It’s really fucked up, they come around with a magnet at the end and pick them up. You often play games for magnets and posters. It’s real gross.

Sandrock

Two things, 1tank water is clean and 2 pintsize tips sexworkers and that is *chef's kiss* good praxis

Dean Reilly

You put the big bills on the outside, so they think you're a high roller.

Devin Gates

I spritz my money with alcohol when paying for something; waterproof and sanitary

Kajsa Anderson

Is it toonie? Somehow I always thought it was twonie

Dean Reilly

They may laugh now, but one day there'll be a Canadian stripper toilet emergency, and who will have all the power then?

Because us Canadians have the best strippers, obviously.

drone r0m-3

My question is, why is he going to Canada to see strippers?

Shawn K. Younkin

Return of "Teh" shirt!!

Leak

Since it's Pintsize I'll just assume it's Canadian Tire money...

Bailey Tighe

Long time, no see, Pintsize!

Anie M

It's all green, why does he only have 20s for strippers? Should have some 5s and 10s in there too

Matt Grayson

For only $5, you get to pet Cosmo.

Michael Boettger

Other sources: The tip jar at CoD. Union Robotics could put out a jar Secret Bakery Horrible Revelation Smif College, AI studies office.

I mean, Canadian $ WILL survive water for that long so makes sense to me

Andrea Andrew

Give us your money All that you got Just fork it on Over Or some pockets will get Shot

Michael Boettger

Every $14.72 helps!

Dylan T

Part of me wants to know what Pintsize does when we aren't looking This part of me is the same part that would like to read the Necronomicon

Joel Bateman

I'd donate to the fund if I lived in that world.

Eric Sieck

“That just raises further questions!”

The IT Guy Eh

You don’t wanna know what some Canadian strippers do with a fiver. 😱

Cory Miller

Well, good thing it's Canadian money if he's keeping it in the toilet tank. Canadian money is made out of plastic, after all.

Devin Gates

Just don't give them toonies; I won't do that again!

orangejuicenut

I got worried about the title but things turned out ok

GearaDoga

You really can't argue with that logic...