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In The Mouth Of Lewdness

🕑 Added 2020-07-21 01:10:47 +0000 UTC

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Some Ed

To be fair, it's my impression that a lot more people are just gigantic dorks than will admit it in public.

Some Ed

It's more than Hanner's father managed to actually assist with the requested goal. I did really like the analogy of him taking the ball and running off the field with it.

Some Ed

One would think any bots in a movie like that would have an asshole. I mean, yeah, May's body does have a bit of an asshole, but that's the driver, and she's gotten a lot better after being exposed to some decent people for a while.

Peter Lewerin

Cue May: hey, that's my body in there. Ok, now I know why it is so worn down. {only with more swearwords}

dragonkittyrawr

I'm still just so proud of May for accepting her friends' help.

Clifton Royston

You're just begging to be trolled here.

Miyaa

250 CAD

Driving you say? In the '90s, a guy was arrested for lewd and indecent conduct in Schenectady, NY. He was watching porn while driving through the city. He forgot there was a screen for the passengers in the back seat and someone in the car behind him called the police...

Bagge

The big question is - how much would Pintsize pay for it?

Somebody Else

May will be *thrilled* that this helped pay for her new body

James Dore

Aww yeah, this is quality content!

Akashimo Hakubi

Best couple! And Momo at the last panel XD Also all I can think of, that this could be referencing, is just the one H that had a normal H ep, and then, the second is what it became known for, something something vampires.

Nulgar

According to certain people, QC already is a spinoff of itself :P

Lightsabr2

Missed her since about 5 days ago. 😉

I think we need to see a screenshot of this movie...

Eric Lusby

Marigold! I've missed her so much!

giacomo vaghi

I’d love a Hannelore & Marygold spin off

Valraven

Yeah, I was going to say, May might prefer to just have the dvd than the $80. ....though if there are rips online, then...

Bagge

I can't tell what I love most - Dale getting caught up in the moment and making a bit of it, or Momo's face in the last panel. I'll go with 'both'

Clifton Royston

This whole cartoon is hysterical.

Benjamin Coomer

Marigold has an iron will!

Simon Green

OMG STOP WHINING AND GET IN THE FUCKING EVA SHINJI

Simon Green

Mum always said if I stared at the screen too long I'd go cross-eyed.

Maugrim

DALE HAS EYES?!?!?!?!?!

Nicholas Ruff

Probably Bible Black

KingAtticus

Sometimes we get lucky and get stuff for killer prices. My greatest find ever was a DVD copy of End of Evangelion from a used book store for like $20, and this was years before the series and movie came to Netflix

Matthew Van Gangelen

What is the actual horniest anime ever made?

Boter Bug

Yeah, that was the first thing I noticed. She's always been drawn as someone outside the body norm with that. If it's intentional, then good for her!

Boter Bug

And, uh, Marigold has lost a lot of weight! Good for her. Must be all that, uh, exercise she gets with Dale!

M Cohen

Omg it’s so good to see them again!

Anthony Gaglianese

Also, Marigold is peak relationship goals, here. How I wish I could find a woman like that.

Andreas "Rowas" Lind-Sahlin

You evil evil evil person >:|

Anthony Gaglianese

Anyone know where to find these online rips? Asking for a friend

jimbo

oh no, Dale is shaving now! The things we do for love!

Thoroughly enjoying this storyline doubling as a check-in with characters we haven't seen in a while. I <3 Momo

Dylan T

You know with all the talk of systemic inequality for robots in this comic recently I kind of forgot most of our heroes were just gigantic dorks

R L

I love this strip for clearly the right reasons. Also: fates damn it Jeph how dare you.

Captain Button

Prolapse Monthly panned it.

William Cole

Oh god, it really does! I'll never be able to hear that theme song the same way again.

William Cole

I think the latter is implied, but maybe they should just gift to May; it sounds very much in line with her taste in porn.

Nick Gilbert

Oh, it also scans to “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” so that’s a good time.

Hugh Eckert

The Ringpiece.

dylan

“the guy died because he was watching while driving” got me lmao

MikeT

To be honest, this sounds like something May would want to read, not sell.

Captain Button

Is this supposed to be a non-sequitur, or are they going to auction it off for the body fund or something?

Thomas Halpin

Back text sez colo rectal mecha dormroom, near as i can tell

Shawn K. Younkin

It's the title of the anime.... ::grabs chest:: Ackkk... ayyyyyy.... it's claimed another victim!!! ::dies::

Nick Gilbert

Can anyone make out the back text?

Hank Heyming

Dale's eyessssss ..... sooooo weird...........

Spoogle McGee

Speaking of horny lewdness... Anyone else suddenly remember why they threw in their dollar?

Michael Boettger

True love and concern there on the part of Marigold. But its not a groundbreaking sum towards May's new chassis. Guess they can't all be a undiscovered presidential letter.