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Everything Was Different

🕑 Added 2020-08-04 01:05:01 +0000 UTC

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Larry

When my dad was in basic training (Air Force, 1951), he picked up smoking because smokers got a break.

asislavender

when I worked at a restaurant I had a friend give me an empty e-cig so I could take a smoke break and then used that break just to sit down for fifteen goddamn minutes

Greg Morrow

Yeah, I figured it out, but I had to stare at it to be sure.

Imagine having a phone literally built into your brain and still not calling or texting before dropping by someone's apartment. I wonder if this is normal etiquette in this world. I guess nobody seems to mind, at least.

Bonnie Doolittle

I had a co worker take 2nd hand smoke breaks (also in the USAF 2000s)

Joe

noticed that. perfect.

Michael Boettger

She's wearing a pink bow tie. Those are the ends. Just droopy is all.

Nash Wolfe

I've done this at several work places. You don't need to get permission - just go take fair breaks.

Melissa

I've never been a smoker, but I have gone out of my way to befriend the occasional smoker in order to be invited outside for breaks.

Ronald Stimbert

I did take up smoking in the USAF just to get those breaks (back in the early 2000s.) Quit since, but half of the people out there were only smoking to get out of the building for a minute or three.

runrin

Eliot x Clinton; Brun x Millefeuille is what I'm hoping for.

Jim Feldman

I nearly took up smoking in the USAF just to get those breaks. (back in the late '70s)

Im rooting for the polyamorous relationship of ElliotXClintonXBrunXMillefeuille

Ack

At a previous worksite, enough people were taking smoke breaks that I got the boss to say I could take non-smoking breaks.

Greg Morrow

... I had trouble parsing the electric pink dots on M's blouse as the ends of her tie. This is probably a personal problem.

Evgeniy Semyonov

In parallel universe, Evil!Hanners: - So, now they want lunch breaks, like us, humans? This is the last straw. Release the virus!

Nulgar

AIs: on your left.

runrin

move over faye & bubbles, brun and millefeuille are officially my otp.

Bagge

everything!

Stephen Wells

Damnit Jeph you made Millefeuille cuter again.

Hugh Eckert

The Patreon "unlocked" appears right below "life hack" for me. That's fitting...

Yonatan Zunger

She kicked something in.

Joseph Bonnar

So... How much did the invisible Emu donate to May's fund?

Joseph Bonnar

I was wondering about that myself, and can confirm that this is the first strip showing her new hair style. I like it.

Joseph Bonnar

Same here. I'm glad that Jeph didn't...

Joseph Bonnar

By the way, Jeph? I love Renee's new hair style.

Simon Green

Ugh, personally I prefer the smell of tobacco smoke to the vape shit my wife uses now...

Simon Green

The robot liberation movement continues to sweep lunchtime

BobC

Us meat-sacks have all the shortcuts figured out. The AIs will never catch up!

Solomon Garland

More brillefuille???? Yessssssss....

Chuck Dee

This is exactly what I was thinking.

Lightsabr2

I knew someone who claimed to start smoking just so he could take smoke breaks like the rest of the shop. Except it's all vaping and the smoke pit now smells like cupcakes and unicorn farts.

Peter McDevitt

i swear sometimes it feels like Jeph just has a lottery ball machine with character names on it to decide who appears & when. and EVERYONE's a winner!

Emma Humphries

When did Renee get an under cut?

Thisguy

Evil bosses: “haha, with my workforce of AI’s, they will work longer because they don’t need breaks... what do you mean they still have the same rights as other workers?”

Tom wilson

Absolutely. Humans are so.... messy.

Shawn K. Younkin

Gosh - Millie is adorable in the last panel...

Panic Blitz

Mille just learned why all of us non smokers suddenly "become" smokers when we have office jobs, but never get spotted in the smoking section outside the building.

Dylan T

I return once again to the notion of "this comic is full of dorks"

Miyaa

I’m sure the invisible emu will let Millie take an hour long lunch break. He’s not that much of a bastard.

Mark Thomas

That is UTTERLY disgusting and unhealthy on so many levels. Please don't do that

Max D S

Maybe the robot labor lobby will have to regulate breaks and employer sponsored maintenance plans

Michael Boettger

Millie has a revelation in her quest to better emulate humans!!

BioYuGi

Gosh Mille is so cute. All gussied up in her cute outfit. I'm fairly certain if I were a human in the QCverse I'd be a robosexual they're just all so on point.