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Diabetic Anaconda

🕑 Added 2020-08-06 01:11:26 +0000 UTC

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Greg Morrow

Renee's fist in Elliot's shirt is really well drawn, Jeph. Kudos.

Renee is so sexy

Carin Maja Brooks

If you have enough good rope, you can make your own harness

BobC

Is it time for Dina to stop by again and calmly explain all the emotes?

Matthew Reiter

I thought it was tiny text, but didn't try to enlarge it because I knew it wouldn't work.

Some Ed

To hold someone in place by grabbing their shirt, you don't need to be stronger than them for success. If they're a cinnamon roll, they'll stop as soon as they've noticed. If they like the shirt, you just need to hold the shirt firmly enough that they at least have the impression you are strong enough to rip their shirt if they pull away with enough force to do so.

Kuragari

Fun with ascii pointers. XD

Melissa

She does have the advantage of being 90 degrees to Elliot, so she can use her legs to maintain balance, while he loses his.

Captain Button

Shirt-grabbing, Renee? I thought you didn't want to live in an anime.

Mark

Kinky!

Mark

It can only have happened because Elliot is too much of a cinnamon roll to keep trying to move once he realised that she had grabbed him. This reminds me of an episode from a roleplaying game where I was playing a super-strong character (like, bench press 100 tons strong), and another, smaller and much weaker, tried to snatch the phone out of his hand. I decided that my character would continue the phone conversation with the other character dangling from the phone.

Douglas E. Smith

She is very powerful.

Douglas E. Smith

Why not? A lot of others have (Tai, Brun, Claire...). Get a harness and some good rope and go to it!

The idea of Renee just reaching out and grabbing the shirt of someone more than a foot taller than she is, holding him in place like he was chained to a boulder... is an entertaining one.

Veronica VanCleave-Seeley

Do it! If my cat has taught me anything, it's that screaming randomly in an empty house is very therapeutic. So I sing Hamilton songs at the top of my lungs. So sing it dear friend!!!

Veronica VanCleave-Seeley

The comment is perfectly placed. Everything about this is perfect. Your panels always make my day!

Michael

I've been in Elliot's shoes many time,

Stephen Wells

Dear Clinton, please climb him like a tree, thank you.

neriek

I can already see the rejection, but which path will it take? Will Clinton be kind? or will he freak the fuck out?

Bagge

I'm sure May has some ideas...

Bagge

You mean Elliot AND Brun?

Jeffrey Anderson

Yes!!!!

darklion

I feel ya Elliot

Dylan T

Don't be a chickenshit Elliot, open your heart

Clinton's T-shirt is at least bi-curious.

Dylan T

I beg your pardon?

Thomas Halpin

100% this

Lee B.

Elliot & Clinton would be so cute together <3

SpookyPenguin

I'm self-isolating and I can sing SWEET BUNS allll day and no one can stop me!

Aaron Schulz

Clinton can do better.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

BOTTOM text lolololol

Bagge

I'm honestly surprised both of them didn't barge in at once, from different directions. That's seems to be the way Eliot's life works

YES PLEASE LET MY SHIT SET SAIL!

James Redekop

Nice to see another red-headed black cat out there. :)

SingingTurtles

You can do it Elliot! I believe in you!

Brent

If Clinton turns down Elliot, I'll date him!

EnterTheHero

MY OTP IT BEGINS

Pejo

nice

Tudza

Sweet buns Alabama, and you know it's true. Sweet buns Alabama, I got some now how 'bout you?

awgiedawgie

What doesn't kill him will make him stronger.

Did anyone else mistake the dashed arrow next to ‘sweet buns’ for tiny-font text and try to enlarge it?

R L

Clinthanger more like

Paracog Steadham

What a pain this woman is....

Joseph Bonnar

Which is why this is the weekend cliffhanger. Jeph is EBIL! EBIL says I!

Joseph Bonnar

CLIFFHANGER!

Thomas Halpin

Now we see Jeph's dark side creeping out, tormenting Elliot with perfect comedic timing. I love it.

James Redekop

If Elliot doesn't ask Clinton out, I will.

Chris Sims

Yesssssss. Best last panel. I love this so much

GregD

OH NOES CLINTON IS CUTER

William Cole

My first thought as well.

Joe

ok, guess I'll be the dumb old guy, but I don't recognize that emoticon & can't find any reference to it. undoubtedly I'll be deluged by those in the know, but I gots ta.

A+ bottom text

Dev

I too live that goober life.

Errol Lobo

No idea what patreon/jeph policy is on this, but you should link it when you can.

A human/AI/Cyborg relationship would be interesting. I wonder what other attachments Clinton could replace his hand with....

Eric Christian Berg

Love that last panel.

Dean Reilly

I really like Elliot's shirt in the last panel.

Sleepy John

He even fist-in-palms indecisively.

Creepy Cat Lady

OMG it is so exciting that May's fundraiser has hit its goal! I'm about to do a fundraiser for a friend of mine, to help her get a service dog. I can only hope mine has a fraction of this success. :)

Erin Moriarty

Diabetic anaconda don't want none unless you got sweet buns

Meg Taylor

pls pls pls pls do it elliot

R L

I swear I didn't load the patreon post on purpose https://imgur.com/a/JKA3nDx

Solomon Garland

He and Elliot had a lil talk about it drunk at the bar. Pretty sure he says he's never been into a dude but is like... open to the idea, if he met the right guy?

Michael Boettger

The symbol in Japan is red and white (not yellow) and has a hinomaku ( rising sun)

I'm hyperventilating bc ALL I WANT IS THIS SHIP TO SAIL!!!!!

Michael Boettger

We of people's bakery #27 will increase our output to satisfy the proletariat!

Scout

I'm just now realizing: do we know Clinton's orientation? he had a crush on Emily but that's all I remember

Solomon Garland

Internally praying that Elliot has another thing in common with Bubbles, and that thing is making people realise they're bi... I'm so >w< about all this!

This makes me happy and feel things.