Just Imagine It

which Maid Marion? Bernadette O'Farrell, Patricia Driscoll, Judi Trott, Kate Lonergan, Uma Thurman, Olivia de Havilland, Joan Rice, Sarah Branch, Gay Hamilton, Anna Galvin, Kate Moss, Lucy Griffiths, Christie Laing, Sabrina Bartlett, Enid Bennett, Audrey Hepburn, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Amy Yasbeck, Cate Blanchett, Eve Hewson?

AlexKorobeiniki

As a guy, I’ve always found that trusting my boner is a good way to find out what i’m into. Guys? Nope. Girls? Yep. Maid Marion? Double yep.

gatherer818

The comic title is "Just Imagine It" but we don't have to, we already know that shirtless Elliot is exactly the right mix of "soft cuddly boy" and "beefcake": https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3438

RaptorShadow

This is the quality content I pay my $1 for. Well.. that and robot butts.

Daniel Burnett

It better be

Amazing Stace

I just realised this hypothetical scenario is probably going to be an option for the next bonus comic

Adam Daw

I mean, that's a convincing argument...

Kuragari

Haha Clinton blushing is cute.

Dan Curtis

an embarrassed Clinton could blend in with a field of tomatoes.

Levitikan

Pintsize is just the best

Jonah Eisenstock

Interestingly enough, it took an Erica Moen comic for me to fully understand my sexuality. Not 100% SFW, but pretty ok. (Got a few panels with silly penises and a few with floating genitalia) https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/attraction/

Huw Morgan

His face is nearly as red as his hair

Devinity

And, come to think of it, that's basically how I realized it. I was like, "Oh, that feeling I get when I'm around some people... that's attraction. That's what that is." lol

Devinity

My life would probably have been simpler if someone had tried this exercise with me before I knew I was bi.

Somebody Else

Yes, there are two comics in this one post when viewed in the app, but only one when viewing patreon on the web somehow.

Main site is still on Monday's comic, can confirm delay.

Jan Gampe

Ok so, this is weird. This is the current comic, right? I’m using the Patreon app, and when I swipe left, there is the next one? Can somebody confirm?

Milayna

Talk lewd like that anybody'd get flustered

Marc Tabor

I'm glad to be seeing more of him. Looking forward to that continuing

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Well, I didnt *realize* it until after I was nearly 40, and was already married with two kids... So I'm gonna guess it's a more common thing than many might think

Tim Keating

I feel like every QC comic has Pintsize just off-screen, ready to pop in for the last panel.

Clinton not even realizing he might be attracted to guys until imagining being physical with an attactive male friend is pretty much exactly my life, are you spying on me, Jeph?

Thanks, Jeph. The last panel put a song in my head. Thats gonna be stuck in my head for far too long. Damn you, Lonely Island! (Someone else gets it, I'm sure)

Bagge

I suggest talk to Thai

Bagge

Marigold: Then both their dongs touched and it was very sexy

Bagge

*a long time later* Claire... and anyway, that's all I had. But don't worry, I have consulted an expert who is even more well versed in the art of romance. Jimbo: Well, now, I want you to picture him naked standing on the hood of a BITCHIN' truck with a honkin' big air horn... Clinton: HNNNNNNG

Sleepy John

This is the big-sisterly conversation that he never, ever wanted to have.

David Howe

bet it won't smell of pine coolant...

obw

[isaac wood voice] leave Pintsize out of this

jimbo

was waiting for the steam to escape from Clinton's red neck! Claire is very convincing and applaud her for her (eventual) sensitivity. Maybe we'll get more insight into Claire's head this way too.

Bonnie Fiddis

As someone who’s going through something similar to Claire I found this very validating thank you. Also page 1 definitely got me a little hot under the collar.

Jeffrey Anderson

I can well remember as a teen seeing this guy once in a convenience, shirtless, not a hulking body, just a bit toned and feeling an attraction instantly. It was a revelation but it stunned me and I had to fall back, so to speak, and regroup to realize I was bi.

Ísabel Pirsic

I like 2nd page 3rd panel Clinton 😛

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

Weirdly this was the exact opposite of how I figured out I'm into dudes. Clinton's much more my type than Elliot is, so years testing my dudeometer on guys with thick arms and giant pecs did basically nothing.

Secret Cisco

I can attest to this

Alcaria Swain

This is straight up how people find out how they are bisexual. I feel like this is such a damn call out post for all of us bisexuals. This is bisexual bullying, Jeph! /s

SpookyPenguin

we don't need no dick stuff let our Clinton's whole face burn. Burn Clinton's whole face. Burn.

Daniel Burnett

Any minute now... my ship is coming in

Stephen Wells

Claire has written at least one romance novel and should seek a publisher NOW.

Stephen Wells

It's like the trial of the Gom Jabbar, but for your sexuality, and Clinton is definitely the Bisatz Haderection.

Lee B.

🙋🏻‍♂️I’d like to see some dick stuff.

Diptych

Wait, what's the second image?

Jade Stephan

“About how long does acceptance usually take” aw Clinton

Mathieu Arnold

Is this the first time we get a two images strip? I only saw the second one by "accident" because I zoomed on the first one and scrolled to the right a bit too far. If it is not the first time, I am wondering how much I missed.

Solomon Garland

Holy SHIT. N I C E.

Lisa

I like how Claire has gone from "too much squee to be helpful" at the end of the last comic, to spending 5 panels being helpful, to now shutting down Pintsize for being unhelpful. (Although I admit that Pintsize has a point too.)

Michael Boettger

And two more strips to go this week!!

Daniel Burnett

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😁

Stephen Ray

I'll be in my bunk.

Daryl Resplandor

Cool, Claire. Now you can test if he's bi by doing the same sort of description with Brun.

jeph im stuck in quarantine this isnt fair 😭😭

Todd Ellner

The ship has hit a sandbar and is taking on water.

Bagge

Yeah, shut up Pintisze. I want to hear more of Claire's hypotheticals

I hate how much I now want a romance novel featuring Elliot and Clinton. Thanks, Jeph.

Thomas Halpin

I think if she had said one more word his face and hair would have matched.

Cole Blackblood

Clinton is so adorable in this page~

Merle Blue

This ship's settin' sail!

Danya Michael

She is very good at this.

Nulgar

Devil's advocate, but at least in the first half it could've been uncomfortableness because it's his sister talking about this stuff.

**Y I K E S**

MikeT

He was fine with the burrito stuff earlier!

Chris Sims

Jeph, Good job on making your readers realise if they are higher than a one on the kinsey scale :D

VGreenGoblinV

Huh. Well, I’ll be damned. 😆

Andy

I'm so happy.

Derick Huth

Look. A stopped Pimtsize is right twice a day

This whole strip is amazing

Populuxe

Kinda weird giving your brother a boner, but whatever works, amirite?

BobC

OK, that was some Perfect Pintsize Prose!

Yahsho Jinn

At that moment Clinton again thought of the hamster eating a banana.

Matt

Pintsize cutting right to the point as usual

Hugh Eckert

Clinton is leveling up.

Will Weaver

Poor Clinton. 😂

Ryan X

Ahem.... *just starts screaming* Finally.

On my first read, I thought Claire was being a bit sadistic. Rereading it though, I realize that being into guys herself she's just being helpful. Poor Clinton...

Emma Humphries

Do they make tape that works on the mouths of bots like Pintsize? Asking for Claire.

Dean Reilly

Clinton, just let Pintsize show you some porn.

Jackie Meyer

Laughing so hard! Also a wonderful way to know that I am definitely not into guys. Lol

Secret Cisco

This is pretty much exactly how I figured out I was definitely into dudes! I just imaged if one was into me and got suuper flustered!

Glaive

i reversed this to be about girls and had the same reaction so thanks for confirming i'm definitely not just into dudes.

Marc Kevin Hall

Same.

Jackie Horn

Lol fan fic come to life

Miyaa

Add Hanners for businesses acumen and Cayman Island tax loophole deception, the girls can’t be stopped.

BioYuGi

This is basically how me roleplaying a lot led to me being into like every part of the spectrum because scenarios like this would pop up so detailed and it's like 'well of COURSE I'm into that.'

Miyaa

Pintsize is somewhere between the tropes of “stopped clock is right twice a day” and “the dumbass has a point.” Any higher, and he’s at Melon’s lawyer bunny/idiot savant level.

drone r0m-3

Pintsize is right, get to the dick stuff Claire!

Jane the Inscrutable

I misread that as "*twink emote*" and I've officially died

Warren Garabrandt

I'm a scholar and a gentleman and I usually don't fall when I try to stand.

This is making my heart explode.

Joel Bateman

I mean, wouldn't you? Elliot is a sweet natured handsome teddy bear.

Douglas E. Smith

Claire needs to team fanfic with Marigold. Mar has the pop culture know how and Claire has descriptive mastery. I smell a best seller with movie potential!

Matt

Butts.

Joel Bateman

I'm pretty sure Elliot would tear Clinton in half *wink emote*

Chris Sims

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

nowshowjj

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Agnes

God I'm so glad someone reminded me I'm into dudes

The IT Guy Eh

I’m thinking more so docking.....but same idea. 🤣

Anthony Gaglianese

When talking about guys boning, I think that might be as tactful as Pintsize is capable of. In other news, Claire has obviously been thinking about this way too much

Grace Kieser

I think he's gonna pull a Forrest Gump in Jenny's dorm room!

ERRORCODE616

The show comes after the tell, right Jeph? Because damn.

hey claire any chance you could start writing for slipshine

The IT Guy Eh

Figured this would be asked. If it wasn’t, I would have. Y’all my people. 🤘🏼

Phil Haddock

She's thought about this a lot :-)

Julienne Ignace

I'm just here to watch the comments roll in.... 🍿🍿😎

Jimmy Thorsell

the ship is landing!!!! the ship is landing!!! *heavy breathing*

William Hanna

Double page! Dang.

Magic Chopstick Games

came here for this post, was not disappointed. A+++ would buy again

Ali

😏😏😏

Jared Counts

Yeah Clinton, stop being such a wiener about it

Michael

Why use a pen name, she deserves the credit directly.

Rachael R

I want to read it! 😂

Michael Boettger

I'm sure Claire's heart is in the right place, but poor Clinton is about to hyperventilate.

Tamara Macadam

and off he goes

nirev

Pintsize is spot-on here

Alex Kosnett

*FWEEEEEE*

Lord Crusade

Aaaand there we go

The IT Guy Eh

*snk* Dick stuff. 🤣

Claire could write some good stuff under a pen name

fluffy

Seems Clinton has learned something about himself today.

Hope

what's the patreon tier for dick stuff

EnterTheHero

Ladies and gentlemen... we got ‘im.

Dylan T

I mean. He's not *wrong*. Ew. Saying that about Pintsize doesn't feel right.

Samantha Yeaman

Why do I get the feeling that Claire has been writing fanfiction on the side?

BeatButton

I, too, melt at the thought of getting handsy with Elliot

Michael

That some damn fine imagery right there.

Joshua Bushman

Poor boy is about to pass out.