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Leavening Agent

🕑 Added 2020-08-24 00:46:59 +0000 UTC

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...or that she prefers a dill dough?

Any search terms in particular that you would suggest...?

Satan

pain-sexual

Joe

terrified to find out if that is real ...

KingAtticus

Look, I’m not saying I’ve seen fan art of this exact scenario she stated... but I have seen fan art of an adjacent scenario

James A. Whitney

Oh god, that was terrible. But in like, the best way.

Does that means she's "Pan" Sexual?

Darla Donahue

Oh Roko, getting over Shame doesn't happen overnight. I was proud of you and deeply inspired. Keep at it and your confident and powerful declaration will become true for you. Eventually you'll be able to enjoy your kink without shame (unless you want to or if the shame is the real Kink hidden here).

TwoRavens

/dead

Solomon Garland

I'm picturing Roko face-down on her bed, face and hands just in the loaf, muttering about being a dirty little toaster, and unfortunately find it fucking hilarious. Everyone's robot waifu, ladies and gentlemen.

Danny insert meta joke here Roose

The turn from such strong pride to intense shame was awesome. I literally laughed out loud. Great execution!

Mark

Darling Roko - I think I fell in love with her a bit during the Pintsize date strip.

Carin Maja Brooks

It's more than okay if you like poking that belly

hollowsoul

Clearly asking for a friend, who may be a cake.

hollowsoul

So is having a Pilsbury Doughboy fetish OK now? I do struggle to keep up with modern life..

Thisguy

Roko enters bakery. Roko’s bread kink comes up. Which is the only reason she enter’s a bakery at all. Not that odd.

Stephen Wells

Roko has provided Elliot the valuable service of showing that whatever's up with his sex life, there is always someone with a weirder problem.

AlexKorobeiniki

You go Roko, rock that Paraphilia like it’s past it’s sell by date! I would LOVE to see Veronica’s reaction to it- has she experienced it before? What sordid tales could she tell of that one time with the San Francisco sourdough vanguard in 1987? Would Roko be able to survive the images cascading through her mind, or would the sheer intense lust for that one lost yeast strain cause her new body to explode?

Never trust the podcasts, they do it for the likes.

Cogspace

Roko must be a big fan of /r/breadit

Joseph

So Roko is... kink-shaming herself? How does that work? What's the punishment for self-kink-shaming? Less crusty bread? The world wants to know.

William Burns

Jeph can proudly say, 'Mission accomplished!'

Miyaa

Oui

Some Ed

I once lived in the same building as somebody who had orgasms on multiple occasions just from a combination of visual and audio stimulus. At least, he admitted to that, and some of his classmates attested to it. In other news, I also knew someone who was a bit more into his major subject when he went to college than the normal amount, as most of the other people in that room thought it was a rather dry lesson.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

"I REFUSE TO BE TRAUMATIZED BY THIS" *is traumatized*

Some Ed

Only because Renee told him the signs the first or second time Roko visited the Secret Bakery.

Some Ed

I feel the need to point out, she wasn't rejected for her admission... except by herself. It worked out *fine* apart from her. Of course, they already knew, and they make money off of her fetish. Not nearly as much as people in the real world make off of similarly innocuous fetishes, but that's probably only because most of their customers are actually into bread the normal amount, rather than an amount that prompts you to make claims about being "into bread the normal amount."

Yahsho Jinn

She is gonna smell bread and think of Clinton... This will be interesting.

Valraven

But they're literally made for dipping!

Why are you so right?

Can AIs even get infections? I'm curious on the AI body "biology"

Kai

Opening parenthesis in the wrong place? "(DTF the" -> "DTF (the"

Afunnythinghappedtome

Panis -sexual

Afunnythinghappedtome

Something something a snickerdoodle in your mouth while fondling a pair of boules something simmering endosperm on your grits hominy hominy hominy paddle in your mash

Afunnythinghappedtome

Don’t be poolish, Roko; embrace your sexual preferment

Bagge

It lied!!!

Summer Sudbrink

I’m sure this has been said but I hope she doesn’t get a yeast infection.

Milayna

GO ROKO!

SpookyPenguin

In a week I heard a love story between a woman and a drill rig, I completely forgot about Roko's desire for bread.

BobC

Please. For the sake of all that's holy. Do not let Roko near a biscotti!

I'm just hopeful she isn't falling into a crumb-structure niche

LH

we were not bready for that pun

Populuxe

In support of Roko, we should all declare our sexual fetishes. I love futanari and I refuse to be ashamed of that!

C Bonesmith

The ancient Greeks would be proud: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_dildo

Hambone

FWEEEEEE!!!

Jeff Hartley

They could start a line of bread sex toys.

Afunnythinghappedtome

Loaf Master? English is so wonderfully consistent

Afunnythinghappedtome

Elitist sees his chance to be the Loave Master.

dstayton

That came out of left f••king field.

The IT Guy Eh

We better get to see this as a bonus strip otherwise I’m going to be VERY disappointed.

William Cole

I've suspended disbelief for a lot of shit in this comic over the years, but the idea that a PODCAST might dispense SUBSTANDARD ADVICE is going too far!!!!

drone r0m-3

Hey, there's nothing wrong with getting satisfaction from a delicious piece of garlic bread. Hot and fresh from the oven.

Douglas E. Smith

Sex has a very cerebral component independent of the genitals. People with no somatic sensation below the waist can achieve orgasm as a mental sensation of stimulus, plateau, and release (see Science of Orgasm by Drs. Whipple and Komisariuk). I suspect Roko's bread fetish is less physical than we conceive. It might just be a matter of smelling it considering what we've seen of AI olfactory synesthesia!

Thisguy

Elliot already knew. He can spot them.

Dean Reilly

Coincidentally, today's special is loaves of bread with human abs.

Dean Reilly

I've heard that makes you go blind...

GregD

I honestly forgot that Renee knew about Roko's fetish.

R L

> DTF Oh my word

Robots getting sexual satisfaction still boggles my mind. And with bread makes my brain hurt

Dylan T

D- dough to fuck? Roko good lord

A sheep

That better be the next bonus comic

orangejuicenut

Roko is best girl and deserves the yeastiest partner.

Peter Jensen

Not entirely sure it's earlier, but I think it started with one of these sketches: https://web.archive.org/web/20190415003014/https://www.jephjacques.com/post/153991088855/roko-unwinds Had to link through archive.org, as something's changed (probably tumblr).

Shawn K. Younkin

Best comment in the world!

Azrux

Guess Roko really KNEADED the relief, huh guys? Guys?

Sandrock

🏴🏴🏴Roko has nothing to be ashamed of🏴🏴🏴

Adam Friedlander

OMG.

Joseph Bonnar

Look, Roko, you cheered Elliot up no end. Good for you!

Anthony Gaglianese

Honestly, I'm a little surprised that Roko hasn't gone and stared baking her own ciabatta. It's fairly easy, as bread goes. Though I certainly won't judge if it's gotta be someone else's bread. Feels better that way, I get it.

JD

I love how this started from a joke bonus comic of her going on a date with Pintsize

Eric Sieck

I think it’s just a general advice podcast that Roko wrote into and had her question answered recently.

Grace Kieser

I've a feeling it's mostly cerebral. Like when people are turned on by cars

Eric Sieck

Ok, I’m several hundred episodes behind, but is it MBMBAM?

Grace Kieser

Roko, you fuck all the bread you want! You're a grown-ass woman!

Spoogle McGee

At yeast she tried.

Rat

Does this imply that not only is there a bread fetish podcast in the QC universe, but that Renee also listens to said bread fetish podcast? or is this implying that DTF The D stands for dough is a standard kink that Renee has dealt with before.