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Looking For A Good Time

🕑 Added 2020-08-26 00:32:40 +0000 UTC

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Eric Burns-White

Man, I saw Cephalopod Toaster at the Rat back in '87, before they got all commercial.

Michael Boettger

Maybe she'll troll Dale so hard and show up as her AR avatar-the maid.

Bagge

She will have a "bomb rack" all right, hurr hurr

Joseph Bonnar

That's very possible, and isn't something I had thought of myself.

Kuragari

May makes me think of someone with a chronic illness, she's mean because she's in the AI equivalent of physical pain all the time.

Jeff Gedney

She'll go all out to make sure Jeph has to use the "not safe for google ads" bars as much as possible

Jeff Gedney

Heck. May is going to make sure that her new chassis has optional "personal" parts, a bomb rack, and robonips.

Jeffrey Nonken

"reminder that May is awful" But is she, though?

Damien

May I'm sure will pick a chassis that is demure and not at all exceeding in average AI dimensions in the T (part number 800813S) & A (Catalogue BaDonkXL)

What *wouldn't* be more fun with strippers? I mean... Me: "I'd like an asiago bagel and a vente Americana to go please." Strippers: Here's your order! Me: Guy in line behind me: Clerk at the service counter: "Well, we're going to have to replace the entire drive train, but we have strippers in the waiting room for you." Me: "Do I have to tip them?" Clerk: "No, that's included in the cost of your repairs. Your insurance will cover it." Me: *WOOHOO!!!" : BINGO! Flashing lights and sirens begin, cue the strippers! #AmIRight?

Joseph Bonnar

The REALIST says, "The Pessimist is optimistic."

Sleepy John

The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this is true. I don’t remember who said that.

SpookyPenguin

Look at it from May's POV, she's terrified of being right all the time.

09Klr650

I am thinking whatever body she gets will have adjustable boob size, just like her virtual body did. If for no other reason than to annoy others.

The robot jail folks probably won't let her be a small drone but May would for sure be a racing drone barring the ability to be a fighter jet. Although I guess 'drone' isn't appropriate being an AI.

Pejo

i c what u did there

Thomas Halpin

I'm thinking transforming jet girl body.

Dylan T

May...gdi

Dolan

Flying squirrel body. It's the closest she's legally allowed to being a fighter jet.

Timmy

I hope May goes full cephalopod for her new bod. Maybe a cephalopod toaster?

Bagge

I mean, she is in that group session but doesn't seem to think it help much

Bagge

If Pintsize knows what he's talking about - and I'm willing to bet he does - it involves canadian tire money

Bagge

Such as "don't expose devise to exessive heat", to witch May would answer "no promises" with a smirk, to witch Beeps would answer, "no really, battery fire can do a real damage" to witch May would answer "who cares, this body is a bust anyway. I can do anything to it. anythi..." wherupon she would be uncharactaristically silent for a moment and then excuse herself to call Sven.

Bagge

Offscreen: Marigold and Dale prepare to strip. Momo tries to stop them.

Joseph

I for one welcome our robot stripper overlords.

Sleepy John

Beeps test vibrators for a living. I bet she'll have some important suggestions.

z

I've never found strippers to be fun. Too much "look, don't touch" for me. And, May has the sarcasm of someone that has been beaten up most of her life as a defense mechanism. Can we invest in a good robot therapist as well as a new body for her?

Sleepy John

For an AI, does stripping involve chemicals and steel wool?

Remy!

What’s the bet she picks the commercial Starscream body

bighairmonkey

August isn’t so great either so far...

Watso

That depends, are they strippers who need to make ends meet? Or are they strippers who strip because they want to for the fun of it?

giacomo vaghi

I can’t look at strippers doing their job. Am I alone here? I start to blush, feel awkward and a compulsory need to tell the strippers “Ehy! It’s crowded here! They might see you! Here’s a blanket! You might get a flu Once was a metal live with pole dancing strippers, the other in a disco in a very lewd special night. Both cases I didn’t know it was strippers’ night, both times I didn’t want to look. Don’t if they were doing for the fun of it or not. Not my kind of show anyway

Tom wilson

I think she's just been beat down so many times now that she expects things to go badly. This is a legit personality trait... I was just talking with someone recently who basically thinks "my best attribute is that I don't ask for anything...." I feel like May's in that camp - she's been humiliated enough times that she's waiting for the inevitable rejection and letdown.

Kevin Hicks

That's just science.

Everything is better with strippers....

Nicholas A Wagner

Bender would like May.

Chrissy Hart

I'm thinking if there were a crossover to the year 3000, May would be wanting Bender to help with the planning.

Valraven

Grinding on strippers is, as I understand it, generally frowned upon.

Joe

May's not awful - I'm with Beeps on this one. it'd probably be more fun with strippers. I hate shopping. strippers would certainly liven things up.

MikeT

I mean, she has a point.

Alex Thompson

KITTEH SHIRT?!

Cory Thorp

May is the best worst friend. Everyone has one, and it’s hard to always like them, but you always know where they stand and they are there for those who need them.

Barry Callahan

There's "stripping" and then there's "degloving". I'm not sure I'd count on May to stop before the one turns into the other.

Matthew Van Gangelen

And output.

Elf Sternberg

May maybe awful, but let's all face it, we're all liking the way Beepatrice is thinking.

A funeral. Grief boners are awkward.

William Hanna

Remember when she had sex with Sven? She can show a whole bunch more than THAT.

Hmm... I'm wondering if this is a tease for a new line of work for May.

xamaryllix

What's the point of a new body if you can't grind it on surprise strippers??

Valraven

I mean, to be fair, shopping for a new body would absolutely be more fun with strippers. There have to be AI strippers in the QCverse, and they would probably have some great input.

Grace Kieser

She's very pragmatic!

Peter Jensen

Great plan, get May a new body and it's immediately wrecked when said "party favors" explode and/or rip off a limb ...

Grace Kieser

That reserved for when people get laid! Though you need the "Happy Arbor Day" banner to make it official...

JD

I love Beeps.

Chuck Dee

Why not both? Both is good...

You mean May is awfully awesome <3

Diptych

We have! Group sessions, at least.

Joseph Bonnar

May, you ARE a horrible little blue goblin. :) Which is why we all love you.

Jessie Cook

Yeah this is why surprises or a bad idea for some people

Wolfger

Spoiler alert: they will be wire strippers....

Michael Boettger

Male gendered strippers? Or female gendered strippers? Just asking. For ....a friend?

Peter McDevitt

name an activity that WOULDN'T be more fun with some strippers.

Jawes

True. EVERYTHING is more fun with strippers.

Kurt Lewis

sex workers and strippers are amazing and valid, and some of the funnest people to party with. and I'd imagine go body-shopping with?

Boots McGoot

I know the fairy tale ending is that May gets loved into submission, but sometimes people go to extreme lengths to "prove themselves right" about being unworthy of kindness. have we seen AI counselling?