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Sweetening The Deal

🕑 Added 2020-08-27 00:35:16 +0000 UTC

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Right stripper looks like Elliot

Cryptic

I think they're providing the service, actually.

Brian

Butts

Stephen Wells

I think the strippers might be Beep's friends from work...

JourneymanWizard

This is me every time I have to shop for a car Minus the strippers and 8-bit glasses

Why the duck lips? XD

Tim Keating

Holy crap, Penny Arcade just did the 8-bit glasses as well!

Julia Allen-Hesse

This is art.

This might be my very favorite QC strip of all time.

Matthew Van Gangelen

I feel like the strippers are almost more for Beeps than for May...

The male stripper reminds me of something from Bembo?

Joseph Bonnar

Pintsize? I'd argue his body should transform into a giant robutt. (No, that was NOT an accidental misspelling.)

Jax

Only if Pintsize also transforms into a gun.

Scott Gosnell

I just want May to have a Transformers-style body that morphs into a jet.

Michael Boettger

And May's shades look like 8-bit renderings from eons ago.

ERRORCODE616

I love how Beep’s gone from Roko’s clumsy boss to “I’ll pay strippers to show up to your new body shopping trip.”

Jim Feldman

They work at Beep's day job

I used Melon with a pigeon on her head as my StackOverflow avatar for many moons.

definitely just checked if there's a HELL ASS shirt in the QC store

If web forums were still a common thing, I would totally use that last panel May as my avatar

Douglas E. Smith

'Human abs'

Thomas Sitch

That poor store clerk. Amazing!

Kuragari

I love that 3 AIs hired strippers. I want to live Jeph's world.

Joseph Bonnar

Ok. That means I need to go back and find that strip... For *cough* science. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3427

Pejo

Are you a writer for Animal Crossing

Pejo

THANK YOU from another goldfish brain who was very confused until your comment

Clifton Royston

This is not where I had expected this story to go, but here we are.

Stephen Wells

At some point Roko will realise that every single other person she knows is an even bigger pervert than she is. Ciabatta believe it.

Dean Reilly

NICE

Lars Gottlieb

Depends on your skin colour, and the mood of the cop.

David Howe

because the sexy unicorn stripper wasn't available at short notice? :D

Gerry

What??? ....... Ahhhhhh! Strippers! My gold fish brain had forgotten yesterdays strip.

Mark

and the male one is wearing a shirt, even if it isn't buttoned up.

Carin Maja Brooks

This is beautiful

Mike Rodgers

Well that escalated quickly...

Brad Kirkwood

it does raise an interesting question, how naked do you need to be in public before you get hit with indecent exposure?

jvh

Looks like "BODYHUB", I think.

Michael Boettger

Whats the name of the store? Bodies 'r us?

Joseph Bonnar

We all do.

Nulgar

We might find out May has been playing the long game there.

I need a "Hell Ass" shirt.

Dylan T

Roko probably object but they aren't naked so it isn't really illegal

Joseph Bonnar

Do NOT give it to Pintsize.

Darren Stalder

Sweet, Sweet Awesomeness.

She has 'pixel-frame' sunglasses? :D

Alan

I wonder what she's going to do with her old one.

Bagge

She found her moment

Bagge

Honestly, I'm a tad dissapointed they didn't include robot strippers.

Bagge

Reasonably priced? Reliable? Come ON May. Think large. Think flames. Think multiple set of genetalia. Think butt emblem. Think fighter jet. You can afford it.

Bagge

In a situation where Roko is stumped for a solution, Beeps steps up and smoothes thinges over. Yes, I'm as surprised as anyone.

Shane Wegner

See, there IS a place for humans in the post-AI singularity world!

Shane Wegner

😠Butt’s Disease, a serious afflic-IS THAT A HEART 😳 edit- apparently, this is the 69th comment. NICE.

Oh wow! Beeps finally had a good idea

Sleepy John

Now, if Roko had had a chance to go body-shopping, maybe she would have brought a few baugettes. You know, for company.

Joseph Bonnar

I do feel sympathy for Roko, mind.

Joseph Bonnar

By the way, May? Never change. (Er, other than your body, that is.)

Joseph Bonnar

And BEEPATRICE comes through!

Michael Boettger

But this is so awesome, really. That's the happiest I've ever seen May.

Michael Boettger

Clerk keeps going on about shirts and shoes and Beep'll pull out a paperclip and hard reset his ass.

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Naughty! :p

BobC

So, tassles count as a shirt, so no hassles?

Creepy Cat Lady

Jeph, your genius knows no bounds.

Joseph

CLEAR! *ka-CHUNK!*

Joseph

SUP BITCHES, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL DAY!

Sam Johnson

Hmm. How about getting robot strippers to model the bodies?

Joel Bateman

Oh my God I love Beeps even more. I didn't think it was possible.

Populuxe

Beeps leans into her kink like the kink on the Mulsanne Straight. She hits it at 230mph and never lifts.

MikeT

This is pure gold

Hugh Eckert

I respect Jeph's artistic vision even more now.

Brian Brewer

Spend my entire life trying to be ok with my body. Now all i want is to go body shopping with that crew.

Brian Brewer

Laws only care about (female) nipples. Pasties are as good as a shirt.

awgiedawgie

Or at least <i>knowing</i> that Beeps works in a sex toy factory makes <i>this</i> make more sense.

Lord Crusade

Sex toy factory worker, deeply interested in Roko's bread fetish, super happy to hire and go around in public with strippers. Beeps knows how to party!.

Will Weaver

I’m dead.

Morgyn

the glasses are the perfect touch to that last panel

Lord Crusade

BWAHAHAHAHA! XD

William Cole

Yes, the little wobble on the guy's crotch is just *chef's kiss*

Devin Gates

*refers you to name of series* :D

John Fiala

Jeph, I think I love you.

Matt Grayson

I so hope that Yay are one of the sales AI...

Daniel S

I had to stop and look again to see if they were regular strippers or robot strippers.

Dean Reilly

They're even pixelated!

JD

Suddenly Beeps working in a sex toy factory is making more and more sense.

Miyaa

I think we’ve learned A LOT more about Beeps than we thought.

Charlotte Grubbs

The motion lines in the final panel are doing a lot of work.

xamaryllix

Maybe it is him just making a funny face lol

Did anyone else double-take because they briefly thought Elliot had agreed to work as a stripper?

Just some Fish

Roko would have an oil leak from the nose.

Matthew Van Gangelen

I feel if the strippers were holding baked goods Roko would be more into this.

Kyle Major

Do patie tassels count as shirt.... i would say yes

Benzy

Funny, I thought they might be wearing socks...

Matthew Van Gangelen

They’re inside.

Thisguy

Good to know they are equal opportunity.

R L

Not for long though

Mike de Jong

Heck yeah, Oglaf 😚 face

at0m

Craigslist

least_rectangles

Oh God are those "Deal With It" glasses

Tamara Macadam

where the fuck did they come from

for a body shop like this, having strippers dancing ourside should be the QC version of a Sign Spinner!

The IT Guy Eh

This is a good start.....keep going. 😈

Wednesday

Look, if I ever get to go new body shopping, I want this for myself as well.

BioYuGi

The horny levels in the comic lately are off the charts and I'm so for it.

That there boi is absolutely wearing a shirt

Wynn Donivan

Jeph yes

jep why

aetherspoon

Jeph yes

Daryl Resplandor

Someone in the comments yesterday mentioned that May might be trying to go to extreme lengths to prove she doesn't deserve this charity. I think this counts...