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🕑 Added 2020-08-30 01:06:41 +0000 UTC

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Cass

Unless she's been having dysmorphia this whole time because of her shortness...

Jim Feldman

The "bomb" rack she always wanted.

https://www.amazon.ca/8-Bit-Pixel-Computer-Glasses-Sunglasses/dp/B01M6ZLM70

John Ridley

I'd be a little concerned that a big change in height is likely to be a very strong trigger for body dismorphia.

John Ridley

Resting duck-face. They made that face too much and it stuck like that.

OMG! ISomehow, I managed to miss that one!Thanks.

There WILL be a fairly lively black market, with non-sentient software . . .

Kriss Pang

Clearly Millefeuille was there

Kriss Pang

They must be veteran strippers

Chris

Chronic buttz disease

Chris Sims

Panel 1

Chris Sims

I just realised.... Does the Poster on the wall in panel two say " Buy yourself a new Ass, you deserve it?"

Bagge

Momo's first chassis had something similar.... https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1298

Hugh Eckert

The varying expressions in the first panel...

Kuragari

I have to wonder if AIs would have orifices that served other purposes. Like a nanobot bay that would let them send out a chain/cloud of nanos to interface or otherwise do work for them. :B

Kuragari

Animal Crossing has some and I run around wearing blue ones. It would kick ass to have pixelated looking shades that also do what Dale's does.

William Burns

I need some eight-bit sunglasses.

Kate Cole

Melons.

MikeT

Y'know, the basics

David Howe

might want to check sven's preferences concerning said holes? (who is, of course, not a mooch)

VGreenGoblinV

I wanna fuck what the people fuck... I wanna feel, wanna feel them grinding.... What is a fucboi and why does he (what's the word?)....moooooaaaaan?!?!

Joseph

MAY DESERVES ALL THE HOLES!

Joseph Bonnar

Roko is displaying an incredible amount of patience here.

Better hair! It's what we all want!

Captain Button

I am flashing back to Claire's selection of a dress for Marten's Dad's wedding. Or Marten's selection of a t-shirt form Deliah's party.

Miyaa

Okay, so I gotta ask: will Sven kumquat over May’s new melons?

Cole Blackblood

May's face in the last panel lol

What do they do with the used robot bodies? If a shipment of robot bodies is refused, do they discount them at Unclaimed Butts, or what?

Somebody Else

Hope she's ready for the attention she'll get. Although, maybe she can just get a zapper like Momo...

Diptych

But she specifically said she wanted a _big_ rack!

Solomon Garland

May still loves being a blue robot chick, she's just ready to be a taller, bustier blue robot chick with some actual fuckin' parts and nothing breaking.

Carin Maja Brooks

This body is rather new to her, so I'm guessing that won't be an issue

Joseph Bonnar

I was kinda hoping she'd choose one of the spider droids...

Thomas Halpin

I really hope that May doesn't have trouble seeing herself as herself in her new body like Roko did.

Ralf Paul

Not saying she's not doing this for herself but someone is definitely looking forward to meeting Sven again after this.

I think it's more just the frankness and enthusiasm that May's exhibiting.

Bagge

So did I, Roko. So did I.

Czarzhan

It's hilarious that the robot body sales girl is getting embarrassed by frank talk speccing out a body.

awgiedawgie

Anything more than a handful, and you're risking a sprained tongue.

Afunnythinghappedtome

When you can clap several parts of your body, echolocation becomes almost viable.

Jason Rock

My brain just came up with the term "Post-singularity vac-u-lock system", and suddenly I have a patent I need to register.

JourneymanWizard

Do you think it would break the terms of her parole to get a Drone body? With only a _little_ ordinance rack?

Jason Rock

Assurance plan. They're selling crappy store warranties.

Afunnythinghappedtome

There’s a difference between knowing and both you and the customer politely ignoring something, and being faced with an enthusiast who feels the need to talk about the highlights of something in lurid detail. That said, I can only imagine what it’s like when May goes to buy brownie mix to go with her fart app.

Afunnythinghappedtome

Whether I’m calloused and resistant, or just numb and oblivious is still up for debate

Afunnythinghappedtome

Also, don’t make me break out a link to a certain manga about having more holes; even I, an Internet veteran, found it slightly disturbing o_O

Populuxe

I am really hoping May gets the bomb-ass sexy body of her dreams. But I get the feeling we’re all standing on a very large rug that Jeph has attached to a dragster.

Populuxe

It’s been established that AIs have a fondness for succulents. I know Roko has one. I need to check to see if there’s one in Faye and Bubbles room.

Afunnythinghappedtome

Nyooooo a handful is beeeeest

John Fiala

I mean... if you get to choose what you can have for a body... why not go for what you want? I'm surprised she's so easily flustered, it's like someone working in a sex shop getting embarrassed when someone wants one of the really big dildos.

Thisguy

Eh, I still want to see May with just an improved body over her original. I like the original. Though yes, Human standard number of holes is good.

Brent

I'm disappointed that the strippers won't be part of the body tryout montage

Brent

Lul wut?

Emma Humphries

What is with the shelves of succulents?

Aeryn Monet

there's a lot to be said for normal if you've never had it!

Fart Captor

That's right, Beeps, strippers ARE braver than the troops

FeyOne

I'm with Roko... I'm surprised at how normal May seems to be aiming. All things considered.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Also, do those strippers ever have to open their eyes or do they navigate by echolocation?

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Made me LOL.

Michael Boettger

Internal gyroscope.

Maugrim

I wonder if AI body transfers include knowledge on how to counter being very front heavy :P

Douglas E. Smith

I kinda hope she keeps the hair and blue skin, but yes, she deserves stonking great tits.

Dustin

humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

Melissa Smits

Beeps is so pure

Nobilis Reed (personal)

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS --N

BioYuGi

Whether she gets it or not, I'm hoping we see a model with just some major donhongeros, just to see how big Jeph'll draw them.

Shawn K. Younkin

LOL- totally missed that!!!

R L

Technically we got melon twice.

Hawkeye

It's good practice to thank the strippers. Good job, Beep.

Shawn K. Younkin

Considering she never had a body until she got out of robot jail and that body sucks balls- I don't think she'll have to deal w/ dysmorphia whatever body she ends up with. But I could be wrong.

tbh i was half expecting them to use marigold as the background in the watermelon panel

Robin Wyatt

I hope the sign says “Buy yourself a new ass. You deserve it.”

jimbo

that go past eleven

jimbo

really think May should've consulted Pintsize. He is an awesome researcher with similar interests that would go way beyond basic vanilla flavors!

Suzanne Soy

Don't we all want that? 😇

Verteiron

... are we helping out a friend or setting her up for a major case of body dysmorphia/sync issues like poor Roko? Making big changes all in one go doesn't seem to work for all AIs.

Grace Kieser

Portland came up with drive thru strippers! You get all the ogling from the comfort of your own car!

Will Cuppett

I expect the orange stripper’s name to be Pumpkin Spice

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

I had a feeling that she would want an anatomically correct body.

Missed opportunity to have Melon in the background

xamaryllix

More holes the merrier I 'spose.

"Buy yourself a new as..." A new WHAT Jeph?

Peter Jensen

That panel 4 background, though ...

Rat

AAAAAH ITS HAPPENING. (also im head cannoning that the wall of plants in the background are possible bodies if one so wishes)

Valraven

Beepatrice can probably hook her up with some amazing hot swappable bits, maybe after market.

May didn't disappoint :D

David Johnson

In the distant future where we can safely interact with strippers again, I too plan to say "thank you for your service"

Forgettable

Omfg me too, Roko. XD

Spoogle McGee

Surely adjustable would be better. With the nipples acting as control dials.

Gio C

2 more for eyes?

Joseph Bonnar

Thank you, Jeph. I needed this.

Miyaa

So are we going with 8 holes for a standard human female? (Nose: 2, Mouth: 1, Ears: 2, Butt: 1, Genitalia: 2 – separate pee hole from vaginal opening on vulva.)

Warren Garabrandt

Like Katya on Archer?

Michael Boettger

The expression on her face in the last three panels is awesome. I think its finally hitting her that this is going to happen. I'm just so happy to see this.