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🕑 Added 2020-09-02 01:12:16 +0000 UTC

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KCkittysnores

What’s irrational about it?

Joe

"it's also weird you bought them anyway". well, YEAH!!!!! but we love Jeph anyway.

*Aromatics*. If I were an AI with something similar to my current tastes, a little window herb garden of rosemary and basil and chives and mint and thyme and such would be a *divine* hobby....

Devinity

So... was anybody else irrationally jealous that AIs in this universe can just pick out their body?

Simran Khalsa

I wonder if Bodyhub ever offers a free succulent with a purchase for its promotions. Would it only be for a whole new body, or also for smaller upgrades, such as a new ass or other body asset? The appeal of succulents to AI and how motivating that might be is intriguing.

Nicolas Dao-Phan

Find out next time on Questionable Z!

Yonatan Zunger

That's why I was wondering about the extent of customizability per device.

Quantum Cat

I find myself wondering about something. The Bodyhub (and presumably other AI embodiment services) apparently sell standard "models". "The Josefina MX", "that MX" etc. were used in 4342, for instance. The language suggests the same tone that one uses for speaking of phone models or car models. (Roko's body disparity touched on this as well.) And yet, we don't seem to see a lot of duplication of AIs. Or is it just me not noticing? All the "character" AIs seem to have entirely different models (exceptions for Yay etc. being obviously non-distinct for a reason, and maybe Melon and Lemon). I get that from a story-telling perspective, it's easier to have clear distinctions that match the characters, but the variation in body designs would seem to be unmanageable from a retail (Bodyhub) perspective.

Cass

Just finished re-reading the archives for the umpteeth time (try it next time you have a depressive slump or just a bad day - it really helps) and now I'm champing at the bit for more story. Will May's new body have hot-swappable genitals? Will Yay "redirect" funds to help Roko in her new role as boss? Will Elliot and Clinton be the cutest thing ever? And for the love of god, does Steve have enough cereal?

Tim Keating

What the hell kind of hats even are those? They look like old-timely British police helmets.

I don't think so, since Roko only got the warranty popup when she was disabling a specific feature

Dan Curtis

I wonder if getting a part of your body fixed or altered at a smaller business like Union Robotics would invalidate its warranty.

Joseph Bonnar

And just thinking aloud, again... Would Grandpa, a small, smiling, wrinkly bald man, fight using... Deja Fu?

Kevin Hicks

As a Grandpa, I cannot condone this.

Nathaniel Tagg

I look forward to the future with fully stocked Body stores and completely empty Party stores.

Dean Reilly

Faye and Bubbles might wake up to find a robot horse's head in their bed!

Joseph Bonnar

Hmm... Just musing aloud, as it were. If Union Robotics were to go with making physical alterations to their clientele, such as butt expansions, would renaming their shop "Bootyhub" get them in trouble with this store?

Joseph Bonnar

Beeps had to hire her two strippers somewhere, maybe THAT'S the party store we want!

Joseph Bonnar

All in favor of Grandpa on Grandpa violence raise your hands.

Super312

I hope she keeps her hair color

Morgyn

AI's have a fondness for succulents. As demonstrated with Bubbles and her plant Arthur

You know, they REALLY need a better party store...

Jonathan V

I have only just noticed the "Buy yourself a new ass. You deserve it." sign on the wall, and I can do nothing but giggle about it

Nobilis Reed (personal)

Why are there cactuses?

Yonatan Zunger

I think they might be hard hats.

Czarzhan

I just thought of something. If the Josefina has all the bells and whistles, could it allow for adjusting sensory information? Because I could see May "seeing" the "Sexual Activity Pleasure" dial and just cranking that to maximum before she realizes what it'd do. It would likely color her perceptions of everyday life (with corresponding personality shift) until she gets that she needs to dial it back.

Brian English

You can almost HEAR the screeches of the bus's brakes. I hope I'm wrong, I hope I'm wrong.... * hides *

Frank Li

Happy birthday, grandma!

Tudza

Not ball caps even. Would you call those beanies?

Christovski

The "Happy birthday grandma!" throwback has me rolling

Bagge

More Momo and Beeps cuteness!

Bradley Richard

Book was really good too

Hugh Eckert

No one is ready for Tall May, Marigold...

gatherer818

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is stuck in my head for the second time in the last three weeks, which is really odd because I went like three years without thinking about it at all.

Eric Sieck

Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater?

Charlotte Grubbs

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Joseph

"Battle Royale" was "The Hunger Games" BEFORE "The Hunger Games". One of my favorite films of all time.

Simon Green

Wearing nothing but the plastic wrap the body ships in.

Simon Green

Strippers are one thing, but you do NOT want to mess with the IP police. Especially not when you're the walking talking embodiment of IP.

Please add those excellent hats to your merch. I need one.

Mandy Hoskins

I’m so glad Dale, Momo, and Marigold are here too! We’ve come so far from Dale and May sassing at each other that first day! I’m so proud of all of them. :’)