Hi Lemon

Nick Hodgson

Headcanon accepted!

I hope May retains her current colour scheme.

Kriss Pang

Worse than that xD

Diptych

I had the horrible idea that May might lose her temper/self-sabotage at Lemon blocking her progress so badly that she ends up banned from Bodyhub for life and can't ever get a new body. This is the kind of bad thought that I have.

Marc Tabor

my current fear. If they tell her that I fear for Lemon, and the store...

Sarah

I feel a "I tried to tell you" / RTFM moment coming on.... lorem ipsum indeed XD

Now we have to wait until Sunday? Holding my breath...

Chris Arnold

Just an fyi, your QC server host isnt connecting.

AlexKorobeiniki

Lemon's a sweetheart, but she's one of the sharper bulbs in the box...

Wild Card

May has switched bodies before. She knows what to expect.

Grace Kieser

Melon's job is to be covered in bugs, while in the fetal position, and scream for 8 hours a day. That and podcasting!

Some Ed

Unfortunately, even if you had the money, there's no amount you could pay them to get around it, either. The only money option to get around it seems to be to pay someone else to endure it for you. You know, "Job offer: I'm looking for someone exactly my size to buy clothing for me." ... "Awesome, you're hired. Now, keep in mind, whenever I gain or lose weight, you need to gain or lose the same amount of weight in the exact same areas or you're fired."

Jim Feldman

She did tell them TALL with a big rack.

OldGoat

Not yet. ;)

I hope May's body ends up looking close to what it looks now. May is cute because she is tiny yet foul mouthed ...... would not work as well if she were an amazon.

Andrea Andrew

I wonder if May knows Lemon is Melon’s sister.

Clifton Royston

Sudden head-canon attack: None of Lemon and Melon's 2047 sisters realize it but when their sister Blueberry got hit by a truck and had to replace her body, the discarded body went into the pool for robot jail parolees. That's what Mae is now wearing. If Mae ever find that out, expect incandescent swearing at a volume never before heard.

Justin Seifert

No matter what, keep it from pintsize.

Paige Miller

Hoping for a joke about the new body not being a fighter jet.

LOREM IPSUM!

Captain Button

So what happens to May's current body? Turned back in to the parole board? Donated to a bodyless AIs charity? Stripped for parts? Kinky 2.5-ways with Sven?

Mark

"Sweetie. Honey. Baby darling." seems almost like a quote, but nothing useful comes up when I search for it.

Joseph

100% May: Hanging her own ass on the wall as art.

Nick Hodgson

Does she still have that Signature from Punchbot?

Daryl Resplandor

Might make for a neat juxtaposition, as well as a new little hook for a Roko-focused arc.

You made Google Translate cry...

Bagge

There will be lots of lemony narration

Nulgar

Glad I'm not the only one balking at that. Although I admit I had to look it up to confirm corpus is neuter, third declension is weird.

Joseph

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua! Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum!

Jason Doege

At first I thought that said, “Lemon ipsum”.

Casey Wittner

Hell Ass tshirt plz

Bagge

Perhaps it would have been a good idea https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2000

Bagge

Dale started it, and it's only been uphil from there

Bagge

I'm off to write an erotic fanfic titled "Lemon, sweetie, honey, darling, baby."

Gary Sumners

LEMON Ipsum....

Maybe Similar specs (visible joint seems), probably less falling-appart-constantly

This is *such* a Friday comic, I don't wanna wait until Monday to know if she actually makes it into the body... still low-key worried she's gonna get errored out of a transfer bc of parole or whatever.

Daryl Sawyer

Did Momo have to go through all this when she did the body transfer?

Lightsabr2

Correction... needs charging cable.

Lightsabr2

AI don't have to breath to scream. The AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA goes on forever.

Jade Stephan

Wait, hold on, is May’s body the same model as lemon/melon?

Thisguy

Wow, that’s the nicest I’ve seen May... ever. This whole “people helping her” has really changed her attitude.

Simon Green

As per yesterday's update, she'll just walk out yelling 'Bring me the fuck boy!' wearing nothing but the body's shipping plastic wrap.

Spoogle McGee

Quick thought: Did she budget for new clothes?

Rai Venne

I had the same question, then thought it should have reas 'Lemon Ipsum' given today's comic.

lilibat

If I could get transferred into a not-broke-ass-body I'd be impatient too.

SpookyPenguin

Terrible robots, counselled with enthusiasm!

drone r0m-3

Literally every experience I've ever had buying something at a retail location. "Do you have any questions? Yes, how hard do I have to punch you to leave me alone?"

drone r0m-3

Oh, definitely. Like I haven't researched everything about the step I'm taking for days/months/years already. Just get on with it already.

When Roko met Crushbot.

Haldon Lindstrom

I literally burst out laughing at this strip. My Discord channel all made fun of me. Well done!

Evgeniy Semyonov

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, AI-personality version.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Or corpus dactilum (Pintsize had one briefly)

Valraven

This is precisely what it is like as a trans person going in to get on hrt. Or, I presume, really every step of transitioning, but I can only speak from experience on the hrt part.

runrin

is the "Lorem Ipsum" a joke that went over my head or did jeph forget to change it?

Julia Allen-Hesse

Wow, Lemon.. when did we first meet her again?

Jaron Mortimer

This reminds me of reading one of those recipes where they pad shit out with their life story or how they learned how to make this from their great aunt back in Italy and CAN YOU SHUT UP AND JUST GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN PEPOSO RECIPE ALREADY HELL ASS Huh, now I know why she's wearing that shirt.

Tim Keating

For a brief second I conflated Lemon with Melon and was like “how the hell is this her job?

Hugh Eckert

LEMON NO.

they're right.

MikeT

More like Lemon Ipsum amirite?

Marc Moskowitz

In classical Latin, that would be "corpus mechanicum" but there could be any sort of reason for "corpus mechanica" to be the term or for Lemon to be getting it wrong.

Grace Kieser

Lemon, sweetie, I know you're just trying to help, but May spent a significant time completely unbodied!

Shawn K. Younkin

My money is on Lemon!

Mister Cletus

https://youtu.be/qd2hX721Wjg

Tamara Macadam

aaaaaAAAAA

Joseph Bonnar

As Darth Vader once said... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

3rd panel May is the trans experience dealing with GICs

Joseph Bonnar

We knew he was gonna have a cliff hanger, right? I mean we KNEW that.

Joseph Bonnar

LEMON! To paraphrase Time Bandits: Oh, Lemon... Dear Lemon, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

Awww, robots are people too

Neil Fairweather

Better a corpus mechanica than a corpus dilecti, I suppose....

Lorem Ipsum made me laugh far more than the comic.

Neil Fairweather

I got the impression her forms had been non-physical before this one.

Rob Vary

Yeah, surely it should read "Lemon Ipsum."

Adam Friedlander

HI LEMON

Brent

Hi Lemon!

Typo: 'disorented' -> 'disoriented'

Devin Gates

May YESSSS

Matthew Van Gangelen

NO! Jeph you monster! You’re making us wait until next week!!!

May is channeling all of us now hahaha

George Bias

Didja mean to leave Lorem Ipsum as the bottom text?

I love this exchange so much <3

Joel Bateman

Thanks to what May says in the 3rd panel...I now hear a heavy Brooklyn accent

xamaryllix

I hope she adapts to her new body better than Roko did.

Jeff Gedney

Melon will sing backup

Autographedcat

We know this is at least her second or third body, right? She's been through all this before.

Lord Crusade

Were gonna have to wait till next week for the new body! Damn you, Jacques!

Evan Fenner

Lorem ipsum

Michael Boettger

Kinda wondered when we'd see her again. Maybe she should pop out and say "hi" to Roko.

Has Melon met Lemon?!

Mordaeus

The two most different individuals

orangejuicenut

aaaaaaaAAAAAAA

ducksauz

Lemon, get poor May moved over, stat!

Garrett Colon

Oh that's a big mood

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

me watching youtube tutorials

Jason

*eye twitch*

Michael

Has May met Melon yet?

Hope

may is us as well as herself

Tara Cook

She SCREAM!

Miyaa

May NO