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Chill In Peace

🕑 Added 2020-09-29 01:04:08 +0000 UTC

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awgiedawgie

She's having a conversation at home with her housemates - who, incidentally, may have already overheard Clinton's conversation with Claire (we know for certain that Pintsize was there). That's hardly what I'd consider "outing" him.

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

Forgive me, but is Claire outing her brother without consent here?

I was noticing the badonkaboobs...

Milo

Hmm Faye is looking less buff and gives the impression of having grown a chest size...

Tim Keating

Ex astris, ad astra

The finger guns will never not exude chaotic bi energy which should be helpful to Clinton

Mark

Mine should be 'I really must get organised".

OldGoat

How 'bout a mango?

Erin Moriarty

I just wanna giant peach for my gravestone

Jason Zions

With my luck, mine will be "Hold my beer."

Prezo

"Still Angry"

Nick Hodgson

"Oops!" "Nope, still bored." "That was NOT the plan." "Wrong button" OR "See you soon!"

Nick Hodgson

I have a feeling that in about 20 years we will all have solar powered screens on our gravestones that will play a slideshow of our favourite memes. I'm still proud of my Marius and Eponine faceswap for Forever Alone and Pokerface.

Brian English

I'm partial to "Don't just stand there; GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!"

MY tombstone is gonna read: "Maybe I shoulda took that left toin at Albuquerque..."

Gamebook

British comedian Spike Milligan actually has "I told you I was ill." on his tombstone, though admittedly in gaelic .

Minzoku Bokumetsu

If anyone's saddling me with a tombstone, I'd want "I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS" (I mean, I *didn't*)

Minzoku Bokumetsu

against the opposition go for it if you wanna win the race ...am I the only one with that in my head?

Am Queue

Awesome assumptions. /s

Am Queue

Or maybe, "Wait, what?"

William Davy

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Clifton Royston

For myself I'm still considering the tombstone epitaph in an old National Lampoon cartoon, "One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I was dead." Almost a Buddhist sentiment.

Valraven

Here lies Jeph Jacques, lifelong sufferer of Butts Disease.

Bagge

It would also be a not-very-applicable epitath for Marten. Maybe something like "Eh, this is good enough for now." or "I'm sure I'll figure it out eventually"

Thomas A. Dennis

What I want for my epitaph: BACK UP, I’M DIGGING MY WAY OUT

Yahsho Jinn

Guess Clinton should get rid of any gag reflex....and buy all the lube.

Hugh Eckert

I went back and checked. That's exactly the emphasis he used. The only difference was two thumbs up rather than two finger guns. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3738

Hugh Eckert

Marten continues to be the spiritual center of QC.

Grace Kieser

Him and Willis!

If he's decided to "Fuckin' go for it" with Clinton (SQUEEEEEE!!!!) would it be out in the public then? Or they might have discussed whether she could talk to them about it... I guess I have a hard time thinking Claire would be careless or insensitive about the topic given her own history.

Thisguy

That would be a good thing to put on a tombstone. And good advice for anyone who goes to stare at tombstones seeking advice. Like if Marty’s grandson goes to his grandfathers grave to think about if he should ask a girl to marry him, and sees the tombstone. “Thanks gramps”.