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Makes Perfect Sense

🕑 Added 2021-04-04 01:13:48 +0000 UTC

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Clifton Royston

She might have, if she weren't extremely high right now.

Todd Ellner

It also has to do with the average litter size. Most primates only have one at a time and only 2 nip-nips. So on. So forth. But you can still get extras anywhere along the milk line

Hugh Eckert

Aurelia, you should have stopped with "I was extremely high at the time".

YourKingMob

Hey Jeph: YouOutOfPocketKeepGoing.jpg

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

That last expression on Clinton's face makes it clear that there's not enough weed in the WORLD that makes it okay for his Mom to finish that thought.

Comics Ladybird

I mean, most mammals have more than one pair of teats; udders are a particular case, but otherwise we could imagine them with formed breasts (a consequence of bipedy among other homo genus specificities, see https://youtu.be/gPQzrRBXEWI at 3:44), so, see, it’s all scientific. No fetish here. No siree.

Fun fact. I have asthma. And have found a few vapes for flower that look exactly like an inhaler. No one ever looks twice.

Jeffrey Anderson

Enough with this conversational thread, we need to get back to two guys making out. C'mon Jeph.

Kattandra

The future is here, weed inhalers!

Leak

LoGiC oF tHe HiGhEsT oRdEr, ThAt...

C Bonesmith

Nah, it'd be SO much weirder if it was actually cow-standard. In that case, it'd be one boob, four nipples.

Clinton, they're not "extra" parts. The avatar is just cow-standard.

Bagge

I DID wonder

Vic or Vyxter

if you can't torture your kid like this, tho, what good is life? mu ha ha!!!

Drakoo Dreamer

stop talking mom! stop talking stop talking stop talking

Brian

We get it Jeph

Minzoku Bokumetsu

FOUR STOMACHS

Emma Humphries

I'm sorry, we're all riding down with this elevator.

Emma Humphries

Right now, I'm trying to process the concept of getting stoned with my mom.

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

You really did not have to explain this joke. Really.

kaitou

At least her net name isn't Nursie.

kaitou

Trying to avoid making "teat for tat" joke. Failed.

Joel Bateman

Do it.

Dylan T

Aurelia just hammering that point home.

Alan Wiggs

that's a stand mixer how DARE you

Alan Wiggs

Oh man The Learning Company... Super Solvers basically raised me. I hope working there was as full of whimsy as the story suggest.

BobC

Wait. Jeph draws BLENDERS! Who knew?

Tinwhisker

I am extremely invested in this storyline and that worries me.

Kurt Lewis

She also came up with that one high

Yonatan Zunger

This question seems odd to me, because the answer is obvious. What I want to know is where her username came from.

Grace Kieser

Why not both.gif

Randi Hart

I want to get stoned with Aurelia.

Miyaa

We ALL got TMI’ed.

Joseph Bonnar

Clinton just got TMI'ed.

SpazzyC

Yay, that was my logic path as well.

Peter McDevitt

an udderly sensible decision.

J.R. Murdock

Never try to out-logic a stoned person.

Andrew

Math checks out

Marshall Gates

A long time ago when I worked for The Learning Company, we got in a dozen or more Gateway Workstations. So one of the A/V team and I dressed up in our cow costumes, as one is wont to do, and delivered the black and white spotted boxes to the various offices. I hear there is video of it somewhere in the archives.