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🕑 Added 2021-04-18 01:11:05 +0000 UTC

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Paladinos presents Ben Folds Three with two.... Well you know

Noice

Don Whiteside

You don’t know what Dan has done before!

David Howe

Concerned now though; Tai has only brought her A game so far....

Marc Tabor

S = Strap-On. He is going to explore a whole new world!

jimbo

Jeph draws nice kisses <3

Melissa Smits

I live for the captions, Jeph

AlexKorobeiniki

...or, it's a reference to S rank being a rank higher than A in most japanese video games. Some go up to SSS.

Ben Russell-Gough

So, what do those letters mean? A while back, David Willis did a Patron-only strip in which Joyce is shown to have a scale based on the initial letters of the names of her friends in terms of how nice and perfect people they are. I'm thinking that Jeph is doing the same. Level 'A' for Renee is Angus (her ex BF): A nice guy but, in her view, also 'meh'. Meanwhile, level 'S' is Sven: An ultra-hottie for whom you must always do your very best in coitus. I wonder if she'll add a 'D' level to her scale now?

Sleepy John

Eliot and Brun are SO confused now.

Sleepy John

"nice." Yeah.

Darnel D Cooper

(big grin) For some reason, I can't stop chuckling and grinning at these two,...

Longwing

In many video games with a ranking system, there are tiers above A. Most frequently the ranks go SS, S, A, B, C, D, E, F.

Ísabel Pirsic

I ... have no idea what „S game“ refers to. (Implication is clear of course)

Shane Wegner

::Brun returns from doing cocaine in the bathroom in time to watch/hear all this::

Evgeniy Semyonov

A rare occurrence: whether he would live through it or no, he would be remembered as Lucky Dan.

Morgan

Adorable quirk, I love him so much

Absentia

but it was SOOOOO worth it!

Absentia

once a nerd, always a nerd. ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 understand this, and accepts his lot in life.

Absentia

i think things will work out jsut well with ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩

Absentia

i believe the more appropriate title would be ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩

Bagge

Presenting her to the family already? Man, Dan sure is committed

Todd Ellner

Twist! The safe word is "Don't stop"

Brian

If I were Jeph I would never mention Dan again, and just imply that he got fucked into oblivion

Carrie

I love this!!💜💖💕🤣😂🤘😁🤘

Shane Wegner

Smiling skeletons with shattered pelvises holding a cigarette and giving a thumbs up.

MikeT

Death by Snu Snu

Shane Wegner

Esso Ranko! Renee: "Shine."

I never thought I would die like this, but I’d always really hoped.

DVW

Fuuuuuuuuuucked Dan

Chuck Dee

Dan's dead, baby. Dan's dead.

Hugh Eckert

N I C E.

Lana Del Prey

I love how Hot Dan is still unforgivably nerdy and himself despite his other changes since high school I also love Renee's everything

Todd Ellner

"Didn't nobody cry at his funeral. Just said 'Lucky motherfucker.' "

MiaKitty

Okay, this is wonderful. I look forward to them having fun, and seeing where this goes.

Shawn K. Younkin

Dehydrated Dan!

Shawn K. Younkin

I love the double peace signs from Hot Dan in the first panel.

Miyaa

tomorrow: Aurelia making eggs for Clinton and Elliot; Elliot makes buttery croissants for Clinton and Aurelia. Clinton doesn’t want to drink the milkshakes, reminds him of MommyMilkers420.