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🕑 Added 2021-05-09 02:27:17 +0000 UTC

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Am Queue

Well, she could have if she hadn't asked...

Matt Pedone

She can't ask Yay, because she promised she'd keep it a secret, and she can't just watch without telling Marigold, because she knows Marigold doesn't want her to.

Cole Blackblood

"Imagine doing a counting job, and your mother was right there the entire time, watching you do it."

David Durant

Or she could just ask Yah since they watch *everything all the time* anyway

Doug DeJulio

... ... ...am an uncle who has gone to them.

Ulrik Bøe

But imagine how dangerous they would be if they learned stealth and discipline!

Dan Curtis

I forget sometimes she's spaceborne

Patrick Liston

True, but most of them aren't yours.

Thomas A. Dennis

No one tell Marigold that parents are the _only_ people who go to school plays. Wait, I meant "some one".

Ben Russell-Gough

Marigold, maybe this is something to do with your own nervousness rather than a universal experience?

Yelling Bird

I GOT SOMETHING THEY CAN BUMP INTO!

Drazi

As a unschooled (yes, that's a thing), human, may I share it?

Dean Reilly

Please, Hanners. It's hundreds of thousands.

Tom B

They didn't win that war by being particularly stealthy. Or disciplined.

Am Queue

Hanners could watch without Mar knowing, also.

kaitou

Being in zero G does that...

Bagge

Hannelore's and Marigold's friendship - despite any common frame of reference - continues to be one of the most adorable parts of a wildly adorable comic

Amy ☣

I am 200% here for invisible emu security force. I mean, they won the war in Australia*, so of course they'd make excellent security — especially with added stealth. * If you're not familiar, there's a fantastic wiki entry, look it up!

Maybe she misses watching Mar-bear play games.

Captain Button

Maybe the reason she can live openly in Northhampton is that she has a super-stealthy security detail watching her all the time. Invisible emus or something.

Captain Button

Poor people don't know from raisins. Ultra-rich people don't know from school plays.

And brilliant drawing, Jeph.

Sleepy John

We have an experience rupture, where one side simply can't understand the other's reaction to a scenario. Poor Marigold. All she wanted was advice and coffee.

darklion

BASS LINE

Shawn K. Younkin

Hanners DID watch Marigold play video games once, and Marigold forgot she was there and let one rip... mortifying Hanners completely.

Thisguy

Hanners assumes she’s being watched all the time, so she cannot understand why people would be nervous about it.

Michael Boettger

Hanners did speculate that Northampton was all a simulation for her benefit, so it stands to reason there would be gaps in the database. School plays being one of them.