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Clifton Royston

Seems chilly today - there's a nip in the air.

Ruth Merriam

Hannelore is reaching out into the Void for any scrap of zen she can find.

Ben Russell-Gough

Maybe Marigold can spring for some novelty t-shirts for her and May: "Boobie Gal (Pink)" and "Boobie Gal (Blue)" or something similar...

Yonatan Zunger

My hope for the outcome: May finally is earning some money, decides to pay people back. That won't work for most of them, but she *can* pay Sven back... and suddenly they have some new options.

Darnel D Cooper

May and Momo had the convo. for AI it is actually preferable to be one step removed from a direct feed,.... (May said it better.) So - based on all the AI in the series i get the distinct impression that online access id entirely by personal pref with AI. Bubbles for example seems to barely use online access, Pintsize uses an awful lot of bandwidth, and Yay? Yay acts like the internet.

David Durant

Nice to see AIs being able to text without needing a phone (I always wondered why Data needed a communicator) but it does open interesting questions like can they access things like Wikipedia anytime they want and what effect does having that kind of information immediately available in your brain mean?

Stephen Wells

Now I have to make a d&d character called Slapcake Cheesestick.

Miyaa

Welp. Congratulations chat. https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/1392941941420142593?s=21

Valraven

Now I'm thinking about May having pasties that say "I quit, motherfuckers!" on every day she goes to work, just so she's prepared for when she gets the chance.

Michael Keogh

Free the nipples! She was flushed even before running to her new job.

John M Davis

Really looking forward to some robo titties.

Am Queue

I have many, many email accounts to use...

Yelling Bird

YES! TITTIES! WHIP OUT THE REST OF 'EM!

Darnel D Cooper

LOL Take being topless as a "yes".

Elberik

She got the message while she was trying to clean her shirt of hotdog juice.

Do robo titties have nipples and if so why? If not, why not?

Stomat

*inserts both are good gif*

Aaron Schulz

May is the best, she knows how to live life.

Patreonreallyletsyoumakelongassusernamesguys

Now I wonder if her Nipples have functionality like Rokos

Am I the only one who prefered her old looks ?

Love this!!!!!

Miranda E. O. Wilde

Bloobies. Roboobies. Big tiddy boss gf.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This is fucking awesome! Jeph has peaked!

Maurice Kessler

On the old Muppet Show, someone would mention Gonzo's name, and he'd whoosh in immediately, hoping he'd gotten a spot on the show. That sound effect is what I heard in the last panel, there. Also, slapstick *and* cheesecake in the same panel? Fantastic.

Ray Cornwall

To be fair, does May need a top for her new job?

Really enjoying this webcomic and also enjoying mays new bod

David Pipes

Functionalism tells us that conformation to utility should be enough for anyone... :-)

Uncle Duke

Robot titties!

Comics Ladybird

Whoever had “outdoing Dale in the process of immediate quitting” in the betting pool, collect your winnings. P.S. if May wants to simultaneously express her freedom of no longer having to represent an employer she was unhappy with, and keep some modesty by hiding her nipples, I say good for her. I liken it to a male character who would “simply” have gone topless.

I am the captian now

Just waiting on more May lewds

David Durant

I nearly managed that at a old job. It may have involved entering the xmas party, popping a bottle of champagne and shouting "I resign!"

chili sunrise

I doubt she’d complain

Dean Reilly

You'd have to leave a pretty good tip, since you'd already have gotten two!

Joseph Bonnar

May in the last panel killed Hannelore. :)

Da Nargh!!

Hey creator-person, how many new likes/subscribers do we have to achieve until we get May nuds?

melloncollic

Hannelore in last panel killed me. :D

Ben Russell-Gough

Hannelore is reminding herself that all she needs to do is keep breathing slowly and regularly and the hallucination will go away sooner or later.

Valraven

I'm just imagining the faint at first, but steadily growing sound of fast paced foot steps from inside Coffee of Doom

Valraven

... damn, I wish I had thought to quit my last job with road flare semiphore...

Maugrim

MAYDAY MAYDAY

Andrew

Reporting for Booby! ... I mean Booty!

Chris Crowther

Team Big Tiddy is Go...

kupo

Poor Hanners. Her face says it all. Lol

Carin Maja Brooks

That's not military grade. She's not allowed military grade

Ben Russell-Gough

Someone was eager to make a new start, it seems. I wonder if, like Dale, she spent some time telling her boss how much she hated him and his job before running off? Road flares may have been involved.

Heh, roboobs

Petsinwinter

I'm still not used to how tall she is now

JourneymanWizard

Why do they have a neck seam? The best models - MILITARY GRADE HARDWARE - still, a neck seam. Hmmm

Bagge

Congratualtions, Dora. Coffee of Doom is now a topless robot bar

Absentia

"i should have stayed on the space station."

Absentia

yeah, sounds about right. i'm curious if she had her arm there the entire way or not.

Lee B.

Lol Hanner’s face

William Cole

I can think of a couple ways to visualize that, all of them gross. Besides, if Marigold is BurgerOni, clearly May should be something like HotdogOgre(ss)

MikeT

Can't wait for May's hololive avatar, MaysHotdogMilkers

Fart Captor

Honestly if I had tits like May's you would not be able to keep a shirt on me

OldGoat

Oh, go ahead Jeph. Let her flash 'em. This strip needs more raw robopseudomammaries.

Granite

Can't really blame her...

Todd Ellner

She seems motivated. That's a good sign

Chase the Dragon

"Imagining my reaction if I was drinking at a table there."

Thisguy

Let’s see... a job where she’s not at the convenience store, some things she’s actually good at, working for someone she likes, and I’m sure there will be plenty of Aholes which she can use her unique personal touch on if necessary.

Michael

Member when Patreon was pitched to avoid censorship without hurting QC ad revenue? I member.

She's holding them to keep from injuring innocent bystanders as she flies through the streets on the way to Coffee of Doom, though many would argue that's the best way they ever heard of to go.

LH

this *is* subtle by May standards

Jaron Mortimer

Like before?

this is going to be a fun ark

Shawn K. Younkin

I hope not... >.>

BobC

Animatrontits?

BobC

In the most delightful way.

Brooks Moses

I think Dale's had to have pre-meditated rather than spur-of-the-moment, though. Unless he was keeping the sparklers for just such an occasion.

Brooks Moses

I was going to make a silly comment about whether lesbian porn counts as "media" for purposes of this, and whether the oppressive presence of male gaze makes it fail either the "about a man" or the "between two women" parts of the test, but then two things occurred to me. First, it's pretty rare for such things to have the requisite "60 seconds of conversation", and second, this was something about which one could have a significant conversation and thus was far less funny than the throwaway "yes that gets in on a technicality but obviously it shouldn't count" joke I was thinking of making. So instead I post this random rambling. And also note that I bet there's some really good queer burlesque out there somewhere that _does_ fully pass the Bechdel test with approximately-topless scenes.

Julienne Ignace

This is what I'm wondering!!! Is she prone to suffering from uncomfortable boob bounce!?

Julienne Ignace

Is she holding her boobs to cover them, or is she holding them to keep them from bouncing uncomfortably when she walks/runs? As a robot is she sensitive to uncomfortable boob bounce?

Nobilis Reed (personal)

My question is not why is May topless but why is she holding her boobs. I mean, robotic Cooper's Ligaments are probably pretty tough. --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

If you're on the right websites, they usually show up in a few days. --N

Jeremy Jorgensen

You need a Muffin Monster! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ7GihJOJ7M

Joseph Bonnar

THIS! This is why I subscribe to Jeph's patreon. The big blue betitted hobgobliness is on the move!

Thomas A. Dennis

Roboboobies

Matt

The hot dog juice is a natural clog dissolver.

Rachel Maeroff

It's everything I hoped it would be.

Onedavewreckingcrew

I seem to recall Dale quitting his old gig in a similarly expeditious manner. Albeit a bit more ... sartorially. No wonder they get along.

Miyaa

I’m not sure if the sound was May breaking the sound barrier or Yelling Bird exploding in seeing topless May.

Dustin

"That's a huge bitch!" - Duece Bigalow

Brian

Aight. So when are we gonna get the topless May cheesecake posts?

Grace Kieser

It's May. It's probably both!

Grace Kieser

She did try to get a job as a sentient billboard for Faye, once! She is very motivated!

runrin

ok, how do i sign up to be a robot?

Andrea Andrew

🎵I was streaking through the town one day in the merry merry month of🎵 “May! Put some clothes on!”

Simon Green

No, but it is a body designed to be worshiped.

Tamara Macadam

JESUS

Daniel Rydberg

T I T T Y S

Mad Marie

I wonder how many topless scenes in media can claim to fully pass the Bechdel test...

Aleks

Happy May makes my day.

Ian Wolfe

"A convenience store near the epicenter of the blast also suffered minor flooding around the same time. Authorities believe an unusually greasy t-shirt that, quote, 'reeked of hotdog juice," is the source of the problem. They are unsure at this time if the events are connected."

Hugh Eckert

I keep forgetting how... tall May is. Tall. That's right...

Hugh Eckert

If she was Naruto running that would be good, too...

awgiedawgie

I was thinking it was especially kind for Hanners' sake.

Kuragari

Haha I'm imagining her on the counter with her shirt helicoptering over her head as she hells "I quit! Wooooo!" and then a victory lap around the store to the bathroom.

Mad Marie

Perhaps she was moving so fast getting rid of the shirt that the polyester pants fused to her chassis.

Hugh Eckert

Almost the exact same thing happened to me during college- except it was from a landscaping company to a GS-4 govvie job.

Shawn K. Younkin

Goddamit Jeph, I want a dakimakura of May now....

Mad Marie

Perhaps the hot dog juice was pretty foul today, and leaving the shirt behind was a great kindness for all whom she would subsequently encounter.

Kyle Rudy

Gosh, after all these years! Finally, I have a role model.

Rob McBobson

May running to Coffee of Doom like Sonic at the beginning of Sonic SatAm.

Dora Dodson

I can't stop cackling at Hannelore's face. I've re-read this page 3 times, and I still crack up. Much May appreciation. XD

BobC

May May make May memorable!

Captain Button

But did she stop to wash off the hotdog juice?

Yohannon

Good thing they were too cheap to get the tacky polyester pants.

Simon Green

She's not shy; she just doesn't want to get arrested for accidentally knocking someone out with one of those on the way over.

Jono Hayward

The news that night: "And in local news, approximately $150,000 of damage was done to home and businesses when an overenthusiastic AI accidentally broke the sound barrier and the resultant sonic boom shattered windows for miles around..."

BobC

Yeah. But we gotta give them massive credit for hiring a convicted felon. And also for not firing her the many times she richly deserved it.

Drazi

Jeph better see it. Either way, so glad you moved on and are in a better place now.

Mortimer Langford

Well, I have now realized the one downside to working from home. Thanks, Jeph. Good thing I don't intend to quit anytime soon.

Buck Caldwell

Somehow I can't imagine May actually intentionally hiding her nudity.

Simon Green

SHITTER'S CLOGGED!

Fart Captor

HOORAY, BOOBIES

Doug DeJulio

Oh Jeph? Do this to us.

Scott Vogel

Pretty much how I expected this to go.

BobC

Classy chassis!

Oh Jeph don't do this to us

Merle Blue

As nice as May's new body is, I really hope she doesn't get arrested again.

Also, slightly aside everything, but I don't think I've ever posted before and I doubt you (jeph) will see this, but anyway, I hope you do. Wen I first read QC is was very different. So was I. I was homeless when I first found QC. I remember using a few days of my free hour at the library each day to read the first few hundred and using the first few moment of that hour to read the latest one every day for years. I've been a patron since I escaped homelessness and your comics have sometimes been one of the few things I've looked forwards to in darker times, so thank you for all you've done to help me even if you've never heard from me or knew that I existed. In a strange way I've felt a connection to you through your art and sometimes that connection has given me irrational strength.

Jaron Mortimer

And we're all here for it.

at0m

Seconded

NekoIncardine

This is a very specific kind of Peak May

SingingTurtles

Oh May. I'm happy for her lmao.

FrshYngFlw

… and hijinks ensued.

JD

Do robots even wear bras?

Emma Humphries

This represents a new era in community management. The bros won't know what smited them.

Dylan T

Knowing May, she probably has not purchased many new shirts or bras since she got her body, so I don't know what we expected

æ

This could either be very good or very very very very bad.

My favorite part is hanners face xD

EnterTheHero

Oh, Hanners.

I didn't call the partial nudity, but I called pretty much everything else

👌

Celine Chamberlin

So... does May want the job? She's being kind of subtle about it.

R L

Oh my word I saw this one coming from lightdecades away.

Erin Moriarty

Love May's hustle

Well you can't say she wasn't eager! 🤣🤣🤣

Morgan Bauman

May, please don’t go back to robot jail for public indecency.

Joel Bateman

Jeph. Because we're all degenerates...you should do a topless pinup of May.

Grace Kieser

Yeah, I totally don't blame her! That Qwik-E mart was a terrible job!

Michael Boettger

Hanners is like, what was anyone really expecting?

fizzlefist

Can confirm, this is EXACTLY what it’s like to get a job offer when currently at a convenience store. FUCK THIS JOB IM OUT

beanabaybee

Hanners face is me on a daily basis

Niskara

So, any chance of us getting an uncensored pic of May, like before? Lol

Terry Parry

May, we love you all so much

Max D S

She one up'ed Dale and the sparklers!

Seems about right

Daniel Burnett

Any excuse Jeph 😜