jephjacques patreon

Keep The Apron

🕑 Added 2021-05-18 01:07:01 +0000 UTC

Comments

Milo

Hm Don't know if it's a widely known fact but the -oni/-one/-ona/-one is a postfix that in italian mean big so burgeroni means something like big-burgers

Slateblu1

I knew that description was in there somewhere, but I could neither find it, nor remember the full context. Thanks!

Adam Abbott

Right. They explicitly said it WASN'T like a slinky full of ball bearings lol. That they were surprised it felt normal. In this case, muscular.

Mark

Actually NOT "like a slinky full of ball bearings", to everyone's surprise- https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3279 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3340

Darnel D Cooper

IMHO - I think their body Squishyness is a matter of choice with a range tied to purpose,... it allows Bubbles foe example to tank a car or bend steel in her bare hands yet be soft and squishy enough to ruin faye regularly. Kind of like smart fabrics in Science fiction.

Streb

Good question. Curious how much it varies per chassis, or chassis purpose.

Slateblu1

Very random question, and I wouldn't be surprised if this has been answered before, but how soft and/or squishy are the robot's bodies? For example, would May's waist give/deform if she tried to pull the apron tighter around her waist? The only description I can think of from the comic is that one time Faye and Marten described Bubbles' abdomen as "like a slinky full of ball bearings" or something to that effect.

Ace of Hearts

it is good to protect normies from the horrors of Internet Brain

Some Ed

Marigold, John Ellicott Chatham, ... and me. I mean, look at it this way. How different is Hanners from literally anyone else who grew up on a space station and then went to live with her mother the billionaire for a few years? She's the very definition of normal.

Hugh Eckert

That would be another possibility, yes.

Steamin' cup o' nut-wet, now with double the orcus chunks!

POGGERS

Thomas A. Dennis

Who, on earth or in space, thinks that Hanners is a "normie"?

J. Michael

That strip did not age well. I mean the virus one.

Joseph Bonnar

Mmm, I disagree. This is Marigold, not Hanners, but the result of the stress would be almost certainly identical. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2608

Hugh Eckert

I think that if Hannelore read the chat stream, her reaction would be: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2443

Hugh Eckert

Then we would need another pinup!

Chris Crowther

...hurr?

Marc Tabor

not bad actually... unless you are offended by anything pepe frog

Marc Ducharme

"a large group of attention-starved narcissists screaming at you from the screen." You've just captured pretty much all of social media in one sentence.

Jeph Jacques

Yubi yubi

So... When are we going to see her in action?!

Nulgar

Tbh I even feel pain in my head reading "monkaS". I don't know what it means, and at this point I don't want to know.

Absentia

the chat can truly be a dangerous place for the uninitiated.

Cley Faye

Keep the apron. Or not, whatever, no one's forcing you hehe

dcy665 .

Best description I've ever heard.

Ísabel Pirsic

Good first example of in-jokery 😉

Ben Russell-Gough

In any case, the chat window in most successful streams runs so fast that you can't really follow what is being said. With a few exceptions, it's not really a conversation as much as it is a large group of attention-starved narcissists screaming at you from the screen.

Ardent Slacker

It's not like it's a septic system. And she's built those.

Panic Blitz

I have to wonder if her streams have ever gotten a a visit from the king himself, Eating Mike Tyson’s Ass.

Sarah Schnell

Were I clownboy, I would vent my own coolant on seeing May in that apron, (awkwardness over the funding and all) my chill would be Just Gone.

Joseph Bonnar

Mmm, true, but nothing good. :P

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

"SHE'S *NOT* THE MESSIAH... SHE'S A VERY NAUGHTY GIRL!"

Bagge

Hannelore will learn SO MUCH

awgiedawgie

Yeah, I'm sure it really IS a lot of memes... like "When it's your meat you want to beat, you want BurgerOni!"

Matt

Fettid the kobold ranger should plug his new gig here Jeph.

Thisguy

I think that this is a situation where May’s unique personality would be beneficial.

Elberik

Just pray the chat never finds out there's a tall blue girl with big tits & twintails managing things. They'll go berserk.

Carrie

👩‍🎤

Yelling Bird

I'M IN THERE! MY HANNERS/MARIGOLD FANFIC WOULD BE ENOUGH TO MAKE HER SKULL EXPLODE!

Jaron Mortimer

Normie? Nah, not really. I think the forums would just overly trigger all of Hanner's...everything.

BobC

Beat me to it, Jeph. Dammit.

Can we retroactive make it so hanners used to stream herself counting stuff and got a massive cult following who are just waiting for her return.

Miyaa

What if this leads to May wearing a business suit with those huge shoulder pads from the 1980’s?

Word Carpenter

I pay to see comics in advance, and like tickets in a monster truck rally ad I've bought my whole seat but only need the edge!

Joseph Houk

Aw crap.

Shawn K. Younkin

KEKW

Max D S

Never look at chat...

Devin Gates

He starts half of it.

drone r0m-3

My Little Pogchamp

Byron Wright

Normie who has had her head in actual Yak shit and talked back to someone who's probably considered the most powerful woman on the planet. Marigold shouldn't discount Hannelore

Richard Laxton

Hanners new body is pretty big! Statuesque perhaps? Obviously not Bubbles level large of course. There is a pretty large range of body sizes in this comic, that is for sure.