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The Juiciest

🕑 Added 2021-05-20 01:15:18 +0000 UTC

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jimfromtx

Fifth-ed!

Clifton Royston

Jeph, are you listening? I haven't bought any QC t-shirts in far too long.

Derrik Pates

Fourth-ed!

Martin Trebuch

thirded

SilverbackRon

Yes! She has a few, for certain. Sad we don't get to see her more often, but the cast keeps growing and everyone needs some time. Fortunately, Dora and Tai will soon have their moment in the spotlight. I just wonder what wedding fiasco/drama/drunken brawls will take place!

SilverbackRon

Hahaha, that NEVER gets old. ^_^

KCkittysnores

Lucky for them...

TV4Fun

Tywin Lannister was also a great character but not someone I would want to work for.

TV4Fun

I suspect it may be your last words.

TV4Fun

Okay, I want Hanners' last line on a t-shirt.

Nash Wolfe

What the linguists want us to think. Those cunning linguists.

Jim Lee

I...like Dora? She's a great character. If I knew her in person, as an actual person, I have no doubt that she would get on my tits with the boundaries and the pushing and the poor self awareness.

Hambone

The thing that makes Dora such a good character - her flaws.

Mooster

That's pretty much what I was thinking. She seems to be having a bit of a day.

Nancie

I am so Hanners right now.

Hanners seems like she might be losing her patience.

Captain Button

8-({

Captain Button

When I saw the title "The Juiciest" I was hoping for the return of Hannelore's nemesis...

Stephen Wells

Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

Comics Ladybird

Dora, you’re supposed to be… OK, maybe “the responsible one” is pushing it, but “the proprietor of a place where people are supposed to be able to confide”. That’s certainly an exception to the “no secret kept from S.O.” rule.

Tommm

Oh these cunning linguists!

Ben Russell-Gough

So, we've finally found out what it is Dora and Tai have in common: They both wish that life was a trashy but fun romcom.

James Anthony

Not sure why but this episode just reminded me that I first started following this comic with the episode of Tai and Dora's first date.

Tyler

Man, this is a side of Dora, the crappy "doesn't respect boundaries as well as she should" side, we haven't seen in ages. I hope this leads to some growth: she hasn't gotten much in a while.

Nicolas Dao-Phan

Three can keep a secret if two are dead... No wait Yay exists. Time to call off the assassins.

Daniel Rydberg

I think this really shows how different moral standpoints the characters in this comic has, and it’s great. Compare this to Claire sharing to Bubbles being trans who did not gossip to Faye due to it not being her thing to disclose. Sure, different topics entirely, but Dora just admitted she would like to share this particular piece of “juicy gossip” with Tai.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Don’t ruin this for me Dora!

RIGHT!?

You know, don't tell me shit I'm not supposed to tell my life partner. If you trust me, you trust them, too.

Dora knows she's being an ass

Dear Dora, Please stop being like this. Sincerely, Me. (And Hanners). (Obviously).

Right there with you. Dora is basically always being an insufferable asshole lately.

Mortimer Langford

Oof. I'm not sure how I feel about Dora here. On the one hand, I get the whole "If I know, my partner knows". I'm the same way with my partner. But when someone specifically says "Please tell no one", that's something you take to the grave, even with your partner, unless they state otherwise. I'm sure she means well, but... Oof.

Jon Guyer

Big Etymology is hiding the salacious underpinnings of our language! Wake up!! Sheeple!!!

Yonatan Zunger

BOOBIES!

Must have “I’m Ozymandius LOL” T-shirt!

Akashimo Hakubi

Just can't figure out how I'm feeling about Dora here lately. Hanners gets all the praise at least yeeeeee

Darnel D Cooper

I like intelligent somewhat unflappable Hanners,.... shes grown enough to have disgust of concepts vice things.

Bagge

Her hopes and dreams are based on tits

Rob McBobson

That's such a douchebag thing to do. "I'll keep it private," people say, at the same time that they're *already* planning to tell somebody. That's how secrets get out. You tell just *one* person, who tells just *one* person, and so it begins...

Pejo

Yeah like Dora's response in panel 3 didn't make that OK, did it? Because she's definitely smiling like it did...

Lots of T-shirt lines coming up recently, but I'd likely order this one for sure.

Edward Engle

My Ass-umption is that this continues tomorrow.

Czarzhan

In my group of friends, it is assumed that if I or my wife know a secret, the other knows as well. But it's also assumed we won't tell anyone. We never gossip, except with each other. :)

i missed dora. i like her being messy, it’s great. extremely here for it.

Yelling Bird

TITS!

Katrina Urmson

I am so with Hanners on this particular mood.

Those cunning linguists...

William Davy

Well to be fair.........

William Davy

I'm becoming more and more concerned that his Butts Disease is Terminal. Jeph isn't long for this world.

Jeremy Westerfield

Personally, I've found that nudes or semi-nudes of people I know are attractive because I know the person, as opposed to any actual attractiveness of the photo. I imagine Dora is feeling something similar here about Marigold without realizing it.

Niskara

That would be a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

Grace Kieser

Or more probably: " I can't believe I have to explain this to Dora for the nth time"

Grace Kieser

But, there's an entire internet of free and paid smut out there!

Anthony Gaglianese

And now we have the dreaded second stage of butts disease....boobs syndrome.

One of my favorite hip-hop groups

Mark Thomas

Not even blue complete boob?

Forgot about the "I'm Ozymandias LOL" pic... nice

Tim Eldred

Plot twist: all this talk about other characters' boobs is cover for a surprise Dora lewd.

Populuxe

Dora just wants to tuck a little extra into the spank bank. Who can blame her?

drone r0m-3

Those linguists sure are cunning, huh?

Joel Bateman

Ass-sumption

Grace Kieser

Dora: I can totally keep a secret, unless you're talking about hot gos, then I will totally dish!

Boots McGoot

this is what happens when you create a nice, chill social group where people get along. the messy ones get restless!

Aaron Schulz

I sort of hope she does tell tai. And Tai is the reasonable one and chews her out for it.

Grace Kieser

Dora has been getting irritated since we first met her!

I'm going to have to agree to disagree with Dora about May's puppies. I have decided that nothing beats blue sideboob. #GreenApron

Miyaa

Next week: Faye & Marten gets breakfast, just like old times.

Grace Kieser

Well, she is also very smart and was raised on a space station by the father of AI.

Cole Blackblood

Goddamnit Dora, please don't break Marigold's trust just for a laugh. -.-

Todd Ellner

Dora has been getting irritating and not very nice since she got engaged. Is it just the impending wedding or a permanent change in the character? Will a whack from the Clue Fairy's overworked wand be needed?