Oh no

Jeff Gedney

Oh the poor tugboat!!!

Jeff Gedney

That's just too predictably transgressive. This is better, plus it probably has like 28 extra orifices, and is extensible with mounting ports.

Timm Gleason

Yeah, came here to ask the same thing? Ugh.

Ursus Ridens

Thank you for that link. But the chassis in this comic is 'way creepier than the one shown in the strip you referenced. You see the responses here: "Questionable Content: romance, robots, and such horrors as would make Lovecraft soil his linen." (And by the way, Claire pre-morning-coffee is just about like me pre-morning-tea, only much younger and prettier.)

June 29th 2018 bonus comic. https://www.patreon.com/posts/may-bonus-comic-19751057

Kattandra

oh no

Tova_Nator

Just now and I hate it too. lol

Ursus Ridens

When the fluck did _that_ happen?

Yonatan Zunger

oh no

Daniel S

What have you done.

Wild Card

Wait a minute, when did Pintsize get a new body?!! I missed something important!!

why jeph why

Lucas Werkmeister

my god

Hugh Eckert

Oh, dear. On the other hand, Bubbles doesn't seem phased. So, we'll see.

Bill Marcum

Well, he originally had a frickin laser, and the military wanted to take him back, until Dora removed the laser. I've just been reading the very early comics, so Pintsize might have had other military parts I'm not aware of. .

SheepFace2000

Oh

Ramen Gonzales

ah, fuck. I have nothing but dread in my heart, now that Pintsize has thumbs. I sincerely hope that the next comic will just a reveal of him still having the same tiny eyes.

Jason Zions

Based on what we've seen in QC, Pintsize is pretty much all ass, except for the part of Pintsize that's just a plain asshole. (There are exceptions he's careful to hide.)

Matt Grayson

I miss Momo vs. the squirrel. …

Thomas A. Dennis

Not sure if I approve of all the androids in the series becoming more anthroponormative. Well, all of the regulars, anyway. On the other hand, it would make them easier to cosplay...

Rum Tum Tugnuts

To be fair, I WAS just wondering what had become of Pintsize

Rum Tum Tugnuts

OH JEEZ

Joseph Bonnar

Jeph just changed his art style a bit. :)

Joseph Bonnar

Our nightmare.

Oh god no

kupo

Well kids, it was a good run. I hope you're ready for the apocalypse.

Miyaa

Nah, this is fully abusing a monkey.

Milo

Hmm wasn't Pintsize old body worth a lot? as it was military spec? I think that he could have a swap easy.

Amy Hansford

This is how it all ends, eh? Welp, you warned us. The end times come while Dora wears a wedding dress and it is coming.

Randall Norman Pick

So. The End Times are here.

Am Queue

Station has wanted to do an orbital strike for a while!

Brian English

Wait. Wait…. Wait wait wait. Wait….

Tim

Somehow I think that already happened. And he broke it. Hence the shorts.

Tim

Except awesome plot. For the characters, nothing.

Tim

Right there with you. We will all live in interesting times...

Am Queue

WHAT THE ACTUAL F.....

Lee B.

I'm honestly surprised he isn't just sitting there beating it on the couch.

Daniel S

Oh god he has thumbs now. Proper thumbs, not those glitch-thumbs.

Oh my god his POTENTIAL FOR HIJINKS

Martin Trebuch

is taht fvckin PINTSIZE?!?

Darla Donahue

Wait, Omg, that’s Pintsize? Oh no! Please tell me that his new body isn’t compatible with the giant steel penis he had made.

Oh absolutely yes

Katy Kania

Nothing good can come of this

Julienne Ignace

Perhaps Hanners releasing the Virus one day is intended to stop Pintsize in his new form to then save and/or take over the world?

Frank Wales

So, is he going to change his name to Gallonsize?

Xbox Playdates

¡Ay caramba!

Akashimo Hakubi

He gotten opposable thumbs, run for the hills! Also, keep the extra ram under lock and key!

Mooster

I think Jeph has it right on the money... "oh. oh no."

Scott Gosnell

I for one think you should always draw him with giant googly eyes.

I am the captian now

Mom, come pick me up I'm scared 😨

TubaGinger

I thought I'd somehow forgotten about an entire character arc for a second there.

Matt Grayson

They were having a sale at Canadian Tire.

Who was mad enough to fund this? Who had this disregard for life and sanity?

prettydragoon

What hath Jeph wrought?

Matt Grayson

Given Bubbles’ approach to a haircut, I’m afraid of what will happen if she ever has to call on her full abilities. Something large threatening Faye, for instance.

Moose3rd

What has been unleashed upon the world?

Shane Wegner

Bubbles’ evaluation: Before- chassis small enough to easily throw into a wall After- chassis small enough to easily throw into a wall. Tactical shift- negligible.

ElliottEmo

Well this will be an interesting development! I was curious if pint size would ever get a humanoid body.

Robert Wrigley

We got a topless May, does that mean we can pressure Jeph into a bottomless pint-size?

Mad Marie

I bet when Jeph draws the “features” one-panel comic, it will note that his palms can grow hair.

Pete

That's exactly the question Claire is about to ask

Hang on when did pint-size get a new body

Orion Rhine

Someone is abusing a monkey's paw.

I have missed Pintsize.

Summer Sudbrink

It’s a cross between Alec Guinness at the end of The Bridge on the River Kwai and Charlton Heston at the end of The Planet of the Apes.

Visway

No good will come of this.

Matthew Harris

The end of the world

Comics Ladybird

“This is fine.” What are the occupancy limits of this apartment, again?

virtulis

what

Oh, hell no.

Oh no

Sarah Peper

Oh no

Kate Cole

oh no

Maria E.

Pintsize with opposable thumbs... everyone is doomed.

Patrick Mac Manus

Maybe that's why he's done it?

Patrick Mac Manus

For now...

Patrick Mac Manus

More storage for all that porn.

Kyle Rudy

Pintsize is a master of human psychology.

Dan Curtis

and there goes the last small bod.

Lucy Davinhart

oh no

Stephen Wells

I read this before MY coffee and didn't get it until Claire did.

Emma Humphries

This is The Bad Place. Also, who paid for this atrocity?

Ace of Hearts

and so....begins our doom

SpookyPenguin

WHO DID THIS edit: now that I think about it, it probably heralds Pintsizes rise to greatness. He's going to be a legendary AI Rock Star.

Sparky

Jeph? I’m getting a “MatPat” vibe.

Wednesday

Oh thank Christ. That old chassis was a safety hazard.

Professor Harmless

Oh. Yes.

Nulgar

Just wanna mention that William Davy (can we @ people here?) kinda predicted this in the previous Patreon post (in a reply to a comment of mine :P)

Clifton Royston

It’s the end of the {QC} world as we know it... (and I feel fine.)

Word Carpenter

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Dave, Duke of Fridges

HOLY SHIT WHAT

Leak

That calls for teh Yoko Oh No of Oh No's...

Rodrigo Ourcilleon

I can not describe my joy properly. BISON! Help me out! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

JPGer

And thus, the last of the tinybots joins the talls. I almost forgot momo started out as a chibi. I'm kinda curious if their transformations were based on story narrative..or key points in artistic skill :P

Ian Wolfe

And thus did the Apocalypse begin.

Absentia

i knew this would be coming eventually... but i still don't like the potential ramifications...

Bagge

HE HAS THUMBS????!!!!

Brian Doyle

I assumed any Pintsize body change would be a literal hentai tentacle monster of dicks that shits bread. This is honestly more surprising!

Danya Michael

At least he's wearing pants.

Nick Hodgson

Oooohhhnononononononononononononobono!

William Burns

This seems like Bubbles took May's old body and some spare parts, plus whatever Pintsize could buy, and laughed maniacally as she brought the new Pintsize to life: <b>And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?</b>

Shane Wegner

Pintsized’s body has changed! (Ultra literal)

lilibat

NO

Bruce Steinberg

Someday Jeph will launch us a trimaran!

Bruce Steinberg

The bot(tle) runneth over.

Bruce Steinberg

How the hell did Pintsize get a body?

Ben Russell-Gough

In Claire's defence, she's used to Pintsize being weird, so her brain has a very high threshold for his appearance being 'abnormal'. Anyway, Jeph has always said 'no' to this arc. I wonder what has changed?

Bruce Steinberg

The eyes are so disturbing! ::shudder::

Bacon Lord

This can only go well

Andrew Mitchell

What did I miss? Who's this Pintsize impersonator?

This will end in flames. And it will be hilarious to watch. Also, bets on how long until Pintsize gets his new body dismembered, due to his own actions?

I always imagined Pintsize to have some sort of a robotic autotuned Spongebob voice, but whatever this is so much worse damn it

I need the new body to have a laser as well...

Miyaa

I can’t like this. Can not like this. Nope. Oh god we are so doomed.

Brad Kirkwood

I'm sure bubbles can control him.........possibly by decapitation (I fear simply removing his limbs won't work)

Populuxe

It’s the same color as his old hand-orb-thingies so he still has the same color palette.

Mitch Megaw

This will end in fire

Da Nargh!!

I can see pintsize doing an Alien impression when he opens his mouth and the original tiny pintsize comes out... ...hey Jeph, how much for commissions?

Sm00thJa22

Also, totally shipping May x Pintsize now.

Matt

I'm in the kill it with fire camp too.

Sm00thJa22

I wonder if Pintsize realizes that he only got away with the majority of his behaviour due to his being small and non-threatening. Maybe he does and is looking forward to coming up with new human-standard-body appropriate antics to replace his old, stale material.

Remy!

What in the goddamn fuck what did I miss

This is now.my nightmare

Thomas Halpin

I wonder if Pintsize will enjoy this body. I'm not sure how much an AI comes to prefer a specific type of chassis or whether newer is just usually better because the hardware has more giddyup

Czarzhan

Bubbles holding that mug, it just occurred to me: Does Pintsize have a sense of smell? Has he ever had one? I mean, he's never had a nose (that we know of).

oh noooo oh god oh fuck

Populuxe

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3485

MikeT

IT'S TIIMMMMMMEEEEE

Joseph Bonnar

This presages the robopocolypse.

Andrew L Butula

I'm surprised he went with boxer briefs rather than a thong. Maybe he just wore it home from the store.

Fevley

That can’t have been his first choice of body. His appendages are not made of dicks. Or thumbs.

Oh Christ the world is going to burn now that Pintsize has opposable appendages!

Minzoku Bokumetsu

NO WHY THE ONE CONSTANT

Barry Callahan

Pintsize is ALWAYS lewd.

Brian

Inb4 people ask for Pintsize lewds

Samuel Fout

oh... oh no.

DonnieRamesJio

Nooope

Brian

Oh no

Aditya Rameshan

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK JUST HAPPENED

Mad Marie

Time for Marten to upgrade to a larger freezer.

Populuxe

I’m calling it. Faye and Bubbles made his new body to hasten the coming robot hegemony. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3485

Oh no

Dev

W H A T.

Yonatan Zunger

Nothing is too big to duct tape. You just need enough duct tape.

Oh no

Will Cuppett

Man I remember when he had a built in laser

Byron

And now we know the end times are here.

Dear Jeph what hath thou wrought.

Todd Ellner

But it's just a pint-size dick

Todd Ellner

Opposable. Thumbs. Too. Big. To. Duct. Tape. The Angel opened the Fourth Seal and all did tremble.

Jackie Horn

OH GOD HE HAS OPPOSABLE THUMBS

Absynthe

And thus begins amulti-chapter arc for pintsize... Dongquest!

DaVinci

Oh god

thelibrariancat

Oh yeah

Sleepy John

So.... she just accepts the green hair?

Yelling Bird

OH SHIT! PINTSIZE HAS A DICK NOW! WELL, MAYBE... PINTSIZE POTENTIALLY HAS A DICK NOW! IT'S SHRODINGERS DONG!

KCkittysnores

Now that you’ve introduced Rogers Rules of Order, I was to block consensus just to be ornery.

Raven Razor

FUCK WE'RE ALL DOOMED

darklion

Oh hi

Darnel D Cooper

So,.... We the Fandom agree that Pintsize with a human sized body AND THUMBS is a bad idea? The Motion has been made,.... anyone seconding? If so - we can have it carried by a quick vote. ((((((((shudder)))))))

RadiusUlna

Oh god

Oh, god. That crazy bastard finally did it. I look forward to this madness.

The Amber Pawn

The hot pants sell it.

Julia Allen-Hesse

So like this is just a bad dream right?

Populuxe

Did... Did Faye and Bubbles make this body for him from scrap parts?

Spacey02111

I figured it'd happen sooner or later

Valraven

Pintsize: *walks into the apartment in his new human-standard body, naked* Martin: "NOPE. PANTS. YOU HAVE TO WEAR PANTS." Pintsize: *puts on ridiculously tight hot pink hotpants to spite Martin*

Pearl

Claire's lack of reaction to Pintsize made me seriously think I was mis-remembering and this body wasn't new. So I quickly convinced myself that was the case, read to the end, and (having forgot that I convinced myself) was then really confused about what happened in the comic until I read some comments. Oops. 🙃 (Personally, I blame my autistic masking behaviors.)

KCool

I bet Dogecoin finally hit $1.

I had a nightmare like this once.

John Seiler

Until I read the comments, I just assumed I forgot when Pintsize got a body.

Richard Muir

This is going to end badly.

Stellar

First thought: yesssssss .... Second thought: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Amy Cheuka

Oh god no

OldGoat

Pintsize is loaded. No comment as to how he came by his wealth.

Fart Captor

I assume his ass is detachable like Melon's is

Carin Maja Brooks

Kill it! Kill it with fire and burn down the building! Kill it with fire, burn down the building, and nuke the ashes from orbit!

Tom Powell (zifnab06)

I'm scared.

Ted Van Roekel

https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJxIjoxMDAsIndlYnAiOjB9/patreon-media/p/post/19751057/4b3951399c554c34986cd2b6dee6e086/1.png?token-time=1623024000&amp;token-hash=PBrFLT1pS-Sg-QbGQJ7RYjGkseXDKj8_fSE9GFrEHsE%3D

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Oh this is very very bad

Benjamin Coomer

Uhhhh... I thought we had all agreed to not let that happen.

Forgettable

Oh... NO.

Fart Captor

He HAD a body. *Now* he has fully articulated fingers, AND he can reach high shelves!

Fart Captor

YES

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

Those aren’t actually “legs” are they.

OldGoat

Did he get a new chassis so he could join a polycule with Melon and Arthur?

Jeph- jeph I hate it.

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

Hell No!

Ted Van Roekel

Wait, we know what happens next. Where's the harpoon? https://www.patreon.com/jephjacques/posts?filters[tag]=bonus%20comic

Salodni Ikkis

To be honest, I'm very drunk and did not notice anything until the 4th panel

Yuu Yi

OH NO

Mister Cletus

OH NO

Alex Piskura

We all knew the world would burn someday, but I don't think we were expecting it to be this day.

Timothy Roller

Oh yeah!

Yonatan Zunger

Thought #1: There's no way any robot body shop would sell Pintsize anything like that after more than ten seconds' conversation with him. Thought #2: That probably means he bought it off the Dark Web with Canadian tire money. Thought #3: That means this body is going to have some very bad-idea features. It will be something Pintsize wanted, crossed with whatever was actually made by shady black-market robot body makers. Thought #4: Oh no.

The Shadow's Lair

Well thanks but no -_-

Chelsea

Yesssss, finally

EnterTheHero

Uh-oh.

Ray Cornwall

WHAT

Lucanid Landman

Hyperrealistic.

schmod

Well. That's the last of the O.G. AnthroPCs. Except for SpiderBot. We probably don't want to know what their new chassis looks like.

KCkittysnores

Also, Claire’s perceptions aren’t so much “selective” as “protective”. Some things need to be processed before they can be acknowledged.

Thisguy

To be honest, over the years, everyone just built up a filter to whatever bullshit Pintsize was doing to the point they just mentally block it out.

KCkittysnores

I think I’m most afraid that those are his real eyes now.

Nobilis Reed (personal)

This... is going to be great. But not for any of the characters. --N

Sierra G

oh NO

K C

Oh sweet Jesus. The world is not ready.

Asher Rose Fox

Nope nope nope NOPE nope

KCkittysnores

NONONONONO

That Blair Guy

I wish to like this comment several times

Rebecca

Oh no Oh no

Populuxe

I was just about to make that comment. It’s a nice touch by Jeph.

midwestmutt

Aww, all our little bots are all grown up now.

midwestmutt

Aww, all our little bots are all grown up now.

Lightsabr2

So... quart-size? Full gallon?

Carl Fink

His old chassis was worth a lot of money, as was established before. I speculate that he sold it to pay for the humanoid one.

Mandy Hoskins

Oh my GOD I am so excited about this.

AKOD

Oh no

Robert Wrigley

I'm just impressed he's wearing pants.

R L

Oh HELL NO

Daniel Rydberg

I like how the color of his former appendages translated into color of hair.

Rachel Maeroff

I don't think I'm ready for this. (Been reading since 2008)

Uniquitous

Oh dear.

Vicki McLachlan

... oh. no.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Bet he bought it with Canadian money.

Populuxe

Welp. Humanity had a good run. Good-ish. Fair? Okay we suck and deserve our fate.

Dear lord.... I think I hear the trumpets sounding. We are doomed. He has a body.....

Dylan T

The pink underwear is a bold choice

Elf Sternberg

Yes, but has he lost interest in tugboats?

Sean Kinlin

Also: Oh no

kaitou

I have questions. (Not sure I want to ask them, though...)

Elf Sternberg

He's always had thumbs! It's the other fingers he was lacking. Remember his horrifying Cronenbergian transformations? "Dude, they're just thumbs."

Sean Kinlin

I'm wondering if those are traditional googly eyes with physical pupils that move around, or are these LCDs with digital pupils?

Rat

based on earlier tweets people on my server theorized trans marten before this was even considered. this is not only the darkest time line, its the apocalyptic one.

Elf Sternberg

Maybe that's the only thing he could afford with Canadian tire money.

Shawn K. Younkin

It would a rip off if they didn't!!

SingingTurtles

So did he tape googly eyes to his new face or is that his face now?

Darnel D Cooper

Should be an interesting story since its been said that new frames are not cheap.

Andrea Andrew

I’m curious why Pintsize didn’t get a more anatomical correct model like May, Bubbles, and Winslow. With his personality, he seems like he’d be open to that.

Timeloopy

Oh... Oh no. I was just thinking about if Pintsize would end up with a human-standard body the other day... Get out of my head!

Caleb Shipley

I almost throw up In my mouth thinking about that.

Shawn K. Younkin

Oh YESSSSSSSS!!!!!

James Barry

Honestly I'm just glad he put the eyes on his face.... and that he actually is wearing shorts. But yes: OH NO.

VampireJuicePouch

Oh no. No no no 😰

Oh hell.

Darnel D Cooper

that was the second thing I thought.

Astromanaught

How long before he and may hook up and destroy the concept of time and space with sexual debauchery?

Laura Sullivan

yesssssss lmaoooooo

Cole Blackblood

Oh dear lord

Jason Wotzko

I'm just surprised he's not furry, blue, and having a tail.

Daryl Resplandor

Oh no

Jeph Jacques

"finally"

Raymond Tremblay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXLicO0CRvk

Proving the point of the comic, I thought it was Winslow for like a minute and couldn't figure out what the oh nos were for

Eric Christian Berg

I like the hot pink hotpants.

Chris Henry

Uh.

Tyler Findlay

Well on the plus side he can actually use that giant Penis Faye is making him.

Jason

Who let Pintsize have thumbs!?

I've been eagerly awaiting/dreading this day

KingAtticus

Pintsize’s joke investment into buttcoin has paid off!

Lyman Green

I approve this content

Carrie

🤘😁🤘💖💖

Andrew

Oh no he has opposable thumbs!

Runhildr Zaetl

Oh yes!

Darnel D Cooper

Holy Spit,... The "End Times" have started in the world of QC.

Viktor

We were safer when he was military surplus.

Elberik

All of them.

Lana Del Prey

If he still has his old face underneath those googly eyes, that would be perfection

Kevin Hicks

So, this is how the world ends. Okay.

Stray

Wasn't there something about Pintsize with thumbs being a danger to society?

BeatButton

finally, lewdable pintsize

Daniel Rydberg

I hope those eyes came with the chassis!

Jon

So *that's* why the thermostat in hell dropped a few degrees....

Chong Go

"Eh, misbehave and I'll tear your arms off. Same as before."

Douglas E. Smith

He has hands! We're all doomed...DOOMED!!!

Todd Misiewicz

Whelp, shows over, the end of the world has come.

Scott Vogel

I had to double check make sure I didn't miss an 'episode'

Eric Davies

Oh no

Nicholas Lopez

When the hell did Pintsize get a body?

Quinn

finally

GregD

Ah. This is what Jeph was alluding to earlier in the week.

Jp

Pintsize with opposable thumbs and the ability to reach shelves. If alarms aren’t flashing yet…

Matrim Cauthon

Oh no

Who allowed this? That body was to keep his power contained

Oh no

Will Weaver

Yeah, there it is - the event that finally prompts Hannelore to release the virus.

Elberik

YES! At long last!

Lord Crusade

Oh what in the Kentucky fried fuck?!?!

Daniel Rydberg

Oh no. Actual hands. The possibilities.

Eric Sieck

Was it, though?

Eric Rucker

oh fuck

Joshua

Not what I expected him to choose

homies been weirdly rich

Michael Boettger

Either Pintsize saved up enough to upgrade his chassis, or Claire is having a psychotic break.

cookiecryptid

OH NO, A NEW ERA BEGINS

Panic Blitz

oh no

Morgan Bauman

O h. Oh no

Oh no no no no no

Tom Carlson

Oh noes!

S L Hall

oh no

Joel Bateman

WHERE DID HE GET A BODY

Tali

I’ve feared this day for so long

Now I want to know what Bubble's reaction was too, although she seems to have gotten over any shock already

Oh no

Edward Clayton Andrews

No no no nonononononononohfuckithurts

Tyler Findlay

Oh god, how many holes does he have?

Chloe B.

🎶 Oh no no no no no 🎶

K the Nerd

It was bound to happen eventually

Chris Weigert

Oh no

Ryan Clark

Uh oh

Oh nooooo

David Rogers

Oh fuck

Hajnal Endot

pintsize will rule over us all before we know it

Hope

Oh no

JD

How long before they all destroy it?

claimai

😬

Ting

WAIT WHAT THE HELL

oh no

R S

Oh god oh fuck