Hey Are We Cool?

Bill Hall

Dangit, Jeph! My COPD locks me in a coughing fit when I laugh this hard!! 😂🤣😂

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Thanks. Nice to know my memory wasn't just playing with me.

Adam Abbott

Regular sized Rudy?

Chloe Rosenthal

I remember it being either a guest strip or a patreon exclusive, so I'm not sure it's canon. If I remember right everyone else said no and made him get rid of the body. Edit: I found it, it's slightly more graphic than I remembered. https://www.patreon.com/posts/may-bonus-comic-19751057

Yay first entered Northhampton primarily to keep an eye on pintsize. Although given pintesize's personality, mixed with the fear he was able to fear meeting mieville (Dora's cat) I feel like the combination of sheer awe and terror meeting an AI as powerful as Yay would drive him insane and lead him to form a child like cult to worship them. Or he'd just do it as a goof.

Am Queue

Any port in a storm.

Daryl Sawyer

I ship it.

Yay probably hasn't allowed it.

kupo

Here's a question that's going to keep a lot of people awake at night: Has Pintsize ever met Yay?

Saw that coming!

Tim Keating

WHY is his USB port in his... You know what? Never mind.

Maurice Kessler

Ach. Don't encourage him, May!

Pintsize is the only ai in a humanoid body that creeps me out. It still looks so wrong, yet it fits so well at the same time.

Andrew Diseker

Pintsize, get that plug out of your ear, you don't know where it's been!

Sorastro

Allowed? No. Required? Possibly.

Steven Lloyd

Can he really be called Pintsize any more? He is no longer that size.

Julienne Ignace

Um, can someone please refresh my memory as to when the last time we saw Pintsize was? I tried scrolling down a bunch and got to August of last year before I gave up….

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

My (admittedly faulty) memory has Pintsize trying out a full humanoid and deciding he doesn't' want to make the change. Memory also insists it was after Momo made the change. maybe after Winslow did too.

Devinity

I think it was Winslow, way back when the technology was still in the Uncanny Valley

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Am I right in remembering Pintsize trying out a full humanoid body before?

I am both curious and afraid of what's coming when those two hang out together.

Julie Scott

If May and Pint Size ever team up, the world is in serious trouble.

Jared Cyr

lol. Jeph getting ahead of comments :D

Darnel D Cooper

Yeah,... no,.... the existential dread of the possibilities of venti-Pint sized is not fading away,....

Aaron Schulz

I ship May with everyone so I think this is just a fun idea.

Kattandra

100% he got that body for the cable placement, i predict another page of pintsize humping things XD

David Durant

https://twitter.com/krytenrd/status/465923308941475841?lang=en

Kriss Pang

Robo orcs is so accurate!

jimfromtx

Okay, folks...taking bets on how long before he gets the new head caved in.

Stephen Wells

Go to Word Jail :)

Bagge

We are not.

Leak

"And what happened then?" "The butt fell off..."

Professor Harmless

"Are we cool yet?"

OldGoat

Pintsize appears to be straight and he & May have done it before and were disappointed due to their anatomically inaccurate chassises. Robo-rutting is immanent with those two. That doesn't mean either one considers monogamy a viable option.

OldGoat

Oh sweet Jebuz, those two robo-goblins upsized to a pair of orcs and on the same page of a mischief agenda? Gawd help the Commonwealth of Massachusetts!

Brian

I’m glad they get along so well :)

Ben Russell-Gough

Pintsize had better watch out. Being 'a little guy' was more-or-less his get-out-of-jail-free card. Now he's in a humanoid chassis and thus able to look after himself, he may find himself evicted in double-quick time!

I think I would if I didn't still ship MayxSven.

Daniel Rydberg

I mean, considering that Roko/May has a charging port under their nipple it really isn’t a stretch to consider Pintsize having a headset connected… “down there”… I mean, maybe it’s a headset or that is all he needs to call someone. Just imagine what else he could plug in there. Charging a gaming hand controller? Check. A power bank? Check. And think of all the dirty puns.

Bagge

"But does it have a butt?" "Of course it has a butt"

Daniel Rydberg

Makes me think of Pinocchio. Except when Pintsize lies, it isn’t his nose that grows.

Daniel Rydberg

Because it is hilarious! Why else? ;)

DonnieRamesJio

... Dictaphone.

Carin Maja Brooks

If he didn't need the storage space provided, he probably would be. Also, he might be hiding a flaw in it or something that didn't fulfill his expectations

Sleepy John

Retread.

Fart Captor

I love May so much

The Secret Sponsor

Thinking about it now, I'm somehow expecting they're gonna retry what they did in comic 3350. Maybe even 3351.

Absentia

i think each body alters itself to fit the color pallet of the AI inside. don't forget the hair on May's body was significantly darker before she uploaded herself.

Daryl Resplandor

You realize that we can't call him Pintsize anymore. He's more... Fullsize? Gallon?

Hugh Eckert

Because he thinks it's funny/disturbing to humans (aka really funny)

Populuxe

It looks like he’s got the same “Soft Boy” chassis as Winslow, but in his own color palette.

Mr. Ifrit

We’re not gonna talk about their pants phone

Ami

Genuinely surprised Pintsize opted not to customize nipples. I would have thought he'd go for some of the nipples he posted on his old twitter and tumblr

Matthew Dunnachie

Full size pint size is just the best description 🤣

Matthew Dunnachie

😂😂😂 Panel 4 😂😂😂

I am loving full-size pint-size! MOARRRRRR!

Andrea Andrew

Hopefully, he doesn’t end up like Mark from Parks and Recreation.

awgiedawgie

I'm genuinely surprised that Pintsize isn't naked.

Summer Sudbrink

Cock ringer

Summer Sudbrink

iPhone XXX

Summer Sudbrink

D-Mobile

Summer Sudbrink

Alexander Graham Balls

It kind of makes sense. He was the last chibi robot left, if you don't count the Linux Guy

He probably sold it to a collector for this body!

Aaron Schulz

I dont think you need to ask that when its pintsize.

Magic Chopstick Games

USB-Cannot-un-C

MikeT

These two could destroy the world together

K C

I'm torn. A Pintsize x May ship would be devastatingly funny, but who would get the last laugh? Also, of course Pintsize's phone cord connects to his pants. It's Pintsize!

Uniquitous

Aw, them two gonna fuuuuck

Kyle Major

Why does he need a penis USB plugged from himself to himself to connect to a messenger. Pintsize that feels superfluous

Tim Eldred

Why does he have to connect a cable from his crotch to his ear to make a call?

Samantha Yeaman

YES, I SHIP THIS!

fluffy

Like I feel like if anything May would be offended by Marten thinking she’d be offended by this.

BobC

Top on, (clap, clap), top off...

Ray Cornwall

Why is the other end of that cable in his pants

BobC

Depends on the coefficient of friction and the applied force...

BobC

The outside is deceptive: I think he has a Mini-Me inside his chest.

BobC

Mirror? Or maybe he has two. Or three.

David Wright

Also, wasn't his previous body like a government weapon or something?

Pete Hanson

Whatever you do, you probably don't want to borrow Pintsize's phone.

jimbo

I'm happy to see QC's original character finally make an appearance. I've missed Marten's bizarre dry humor!

Pintsize is going to have to learn boundaries *quickly* if he's going to be a real boy.

fluffy

Since when is May sensitive in any way whatsoever?

Ace of Hearts

oh no they are not allowed to team up

BobC

After EXTENSIVE and CLOSE observation, I have come to the conclusion that May has RETRACTABLE NIPPLES.

Thisguy

So... it IS insensitive, but being a bit of a troll herself, May understands and appreciates the absolute bastardness of Pintsize’s antics.

The Secret Sponsor

I saw someone joke the other day about Pintsize X May, but now....... I kind of want to see it. It'd be like the ultimate Trainwreck couple, but like a trainwreck for everyone else except the couple.

Emma Humphries

Cursed

KingAtticus

I vote for Pipedream because both of them would laugh at it for different reasons

SC

Jeph what have you done, making this weirdo cretin cute again

Adam Friedlander

The only surprise here is that someone convinced May to put a top on.

ohgodthepandas

He is adorable and I am obsessed.

Yelling Bird

WELL THEY'RE TOTALLY GONNA FUCK! IT'S GONNA BE GROSS, INCREDIBLY DESTRUCTIVE, AND FUCKING AMAZING!

Tom wilson

I'm not a fan. Making May tall and curvy, and Pintsize, well, Human size takes away much of the fun of their characters.

Ed Marshall

"Ride the lightning cable" oh god why did I just think that

Michael Boettger

Marten seems genuinely upset at this. The look on his face in panels 1 and 2 seems to indicate that the new chassis is making him real uncomfortable.

Shawn K. Younkin

I can't wait for more passive sexual face sitting between these 2 now!!

Michael Boettger

So.. we calling this ship Maysize? Or Pintay?

Sean Kinlin

But if that's his phone, how does he take dick pics??

Maybe he'll keep both. New body to set up more elaborate pranks, then switch to the old one for the reveal (when the head-caving begins)

schmod

Welp. Time to ship Pintsize and Winslow.

LH

he's *always* listening to his balls

Miyaa

Probably nicked it from Yelling Bird.

Dylan T

NO WHY DICKPHONE

Miyaa

NO. You know they would team up or even worse: start dating.

I can't see Pintsize keeping this body over his old one. I mean, it may have been disarmed, but his old body *was* a discontinued high tech military prototype. Like, sure he couldn't have hands and trying to get them gave him thumbs for limbs, but still... high tech nigh on indestructible military prototype seems *really* useful with how often he pisses people off and gets his head caved in.

I'm just concerned that the plug kept in his pants has a matching socket in his ear

Honestly I think Pintsize wanted the upgrade for more than a joke, but he's about as good at vulnerability as May is and uses jokes to deflect while she uses aggression

GodsInTheCogs

Please let him keep this form pleeeease

Ugh. He's actually friggin adorable and I hate it.

Yonatan Zunger

d) Is it really "need" or just "want?"

Douglas E. Smith

May and Pintsize have a very liberal attitude when it comes to holes/ports.

Elberik

I want to see Pintsize go up against Yay. Like they obviously have a technological advantage... but he has more pornography.

Binkenstein

a) Where did that cable come from? b) Is it USB C or Lightning? c) Why does he need to plug a cable from his pants into his ear to call May?

Elberik

To be fair, it looks like he sprung for a mid to low tier chassis.

Paul Zagieboylo

It obviously goes into his boxers, so... you figure it out.

Miyaa

Oh no³. (Also is Pintsize pulling his smartphone from his pants? Does his joystick get roaming charges?)

Edward Clayton Andrews

May no don't encourage him doom

Vanestus

Yeah, I'm not surprised by May's reaction.

doorbender

P E R F E C T 🔥🔥🔥💓💓💓

Lee B.

Is pintsize listening to his balls?

In fairness, his body does not seem as fancy. On the other hand, maybe he went big on less visible 'extras'...

I love may

Ting

Of course that's where pintsize is keeping his... access ports.

Max D S

And we wouldn't have it any other way ... Well ... maybe...

Fart Captor

LMAO

Terry Parry

Where did pintsize pull that out of!?

R L

Oh no².