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A Job's A Job

🕑 Added 2021-05-26 01:19:26 +0000 UTC
A Job's A Job

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Andrew

Fair question - was thinking librarian costumes at the time, but yeah didn’t think till later I should have phrased that better.

Is this rude? It seems rude...

Sarah Schnell

Makes sense. Not sure what time of year comic #1 started....but pint-size is 18 years old in my world.

Uniquitous

You got the wrong Augustus for that!

Jax

Pintsize has definitely got the job. (It's the tie)

Comics Ladybird

Adopting proper bodies (come on: do you seriously expect Pintsize to get hired with his current body, then later show up for work with his allegedly AnthroPC chassis?), getting a job… they’re growing up so fast! P.S. Good thing he left before Faye could see him, she’s going to need some time to process this, given their history.

Bill Hall

Oh, Ghawd, poor Marten!!!

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

It took me this long to realize that Pintsize's humanoid form matches his old chassis in color. 9_9

Slateblu1

It's been a few days, and I can confirm, that's not Pintsize. He doesn't mentally register as Pintsize. Therefor, this is all some kind of fever dream brought upon us by malevolent forces.

Jon Daneman

With everyone backing the Pintsize/May buddy-up, it kinda got me thinking... Sven is sort of the one who could use a buddy to get him out of his shell these days...

Pintsize looks so much more angelic and innocent in this form. It's messing with me.

David Durant

Someone really needs to explain this :D

RadiusUlna

Goddammit now I have to deal with the fact that I find Pintsize attractive.

Brian

A Dril reference? Nice

William Dare

Same, it's a beautiful friendship ^__^

Mark

Melon's job involves bugs crawling over her. It's Beepatrice that tests sex toys to destruction. Melon Has A Good Job https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3643 Beepatrice's Other Job https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4164

Valraven

Oh my Satan, I now want to be a thing. Revitalize Detroit by making it the sex toy manufacturing capital of the world.

Stephen Wells

Beeps panics, hires both of them, hijinks ensue.

Stephen Wells

Starts with Dewey Decimals and proceeds to Absolutely Soaking Wet Decimals.

Andrew

They might need Claire to test/model a particular category of costume?

Chris Crowther

Pintsize + Melon is going to be...interesting.

Ben Russell-Gough

I always wondered what 'really desperate' might look like...

Brooks Moses

That's why you should use more lubrication, to keep them from getting stuck.

Leak

To continue the Pintsize Pinocchio metaphor - he's pursuing his lifelong dream of becoming a real (sex) toy...

I feel like panel 3 could also function as a secret panel 5 for this comic...

Thomas Halpin

He's driven the comic gracefully through far more difficult spaces than this one. Trust the man to do his best, he works hard on this thing, and cares about it more than any of us do.

OldGoat

No, Miyaa. Seriously, you don't.

The Amber Pawn

More interview outfits that are just hot pants and an accessory.

I am worried that this comic (which I love) has now jumped the shark... pint size with a body just sorta doesn't feel right.

Professor Harmless

Oddly useful job experience you wouldn't normally associate with librarian training? Inventory management.

Bagge

Sex toy library sounds like an interesting place, actually

Pejo

I'm so proud that my favorite web comic just casually drops a decade-old dril reference

BigKumaDM

i thought that comic ended years ago?

I am the captian now

Claire yes

Will Weaver

Claire no

Ian Dunbar

I mean, if John Allison can end Scary-Go-Round after... How many years?

RoofPig

Is this going to tie into Girls With Slingshots' current plotline?

James Cooper

Now that you say that... I think it would fit, either his voice or Rain Wilson's voice

Dylan T

...i for some reason am now hearing all of pintsize's dialogue in Patton Oswalt's voice

Miyaa

I really want to see Pintsize’s resumé.

KCkittysnores

She sats if they DON’T take Pintsize. Either/or.

Chauncey

I love the visible confusion on Marten’s face. A literal mood.

Yelling Bird

I ALREADY WORK THERE! WELL, NOT REALLY WORK, I DON'T GET A CHECK, THEY JUST CAN'T GET RID OF ME!

Miyaa

Beeps and Pintsize… (oh no)⁴

Kurt Lewis

damn, that's a throwback arc right there. may need to reread this series for the four millionth time 😂

I enjoy the friendship between Pintsize and May

R L

He's just going to stroll around in pink underpants and a pink tie and just--- Oh what the hell, that's barely par for the course with him.

Verteiron

Seems like just yesterday he was panicking about having giant thumbs. They grow up so fast.

Elf Sternberg

The only question is, how does Claire feel about explosives?

Leaflemming

Still living in fear that Claire's employment worries are Jeph's secret strategy for bringing about a post-big-wedding-blowout-sequence close-down of QC. "Got that out of town job, oh dear, hard conversations, tearful resolutions, and now we all move on with our lives." DON'T DO IT JEPH.

Agnes

I'd ask if he needs more but we KNOW he spent extra cash to get attachments and such

Dean Reilly

Pintsize shows up to the job interview wearing only a pink tie and matching hotpants. *YOU'RE HIRED*

Douglas E. Smith

Too bad Pintsize doesn't have the laser anymore. That would be some quality quality control.

Michael Boettger

Claire, calm down. Do you really want to spend 8 hours a day next to a sex toy wielding Pintsize?

Anthony Gaglianese

Well, now I have things stuck in my imagination that probably shouldn't be there. Carry on.

Fart Captor

I would take that job in a second, ngl

JD

I love how Pintsize gave May first crack at the job.

LelJay

Mood, Claire

Elberik

The sex toy factory is the only manufacturing job left in the town.

Sammitch

beep beep here comes beeps

Hope

The great thing is we know all of this is canonical

Erin Moriarty

I'd like to imagine that all Pintsize wears to the interview is the tie

GodsInTheCogs

😍😭

Nicolas Demers

BEEPS


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