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Don't Not Do It

🕑 Added 2021-05-30 01:03:52 +0000 UTC

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Drakoo Dreamer

Interesting idea. Was his choice to change into a more humanoid body peer pressure from all his other friends getting one?

VGreenGoblinV

“Jokes on YOU guys. I totally MEANT to trick myself into having an existential crisis. 😉”

Melissa Smits

More reasons why Claire is the best

Wild Card

Well, that is Pintsize's body now

Zwischen_Welten

As a trans chick, this made me do a ^w^

Sara Larner

love this direction! for some reason, this makes me wonder how pintsize and yay would interact...

Some Ed

Counter theory: Pintsize has been having feels for a long time now that most of the fans have been missing. I'm not saying that you're wrong, but I always had the sense that Pintsize's avoidance of getting upgraded before was more of curmudgeon-style avoidance. To be clear, I am 100% for allowing people to not partake in things they're not ready for, regardless of how much it feels like they really want to. But it did feel to me like he had some feelings about being left behind but was too anxious to go along with everyone.

Some Ed

Pintsize has been dressing honesty up as a joke for the whole series, why would this be any different?

Some Ed

I think Pintsize probably had that realization also, which is why he chose her to actually vocalize these thoughts around. I mean, the probing question was important, but if Marten had asked the same thing, he'd have gotten a joke in response.

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

We've seen Pintsize express human emotions before. Claire tends to bring out the best in him.

Kriss Pang

Poor pintey :(

Drakoo Dreamer

Theory: More human bodies lead to more human emotions?

Miranda E. O. Wilde

Jeph bringing the real trans feels over here. Haha, wouldn't it be funny if I dressed up like a girl and had you do my makeup? Oh, wow, I'm really pretty, and this feels right; I want to feel this way all the time. I don't want to do boy mode anymore; it's depressing. *crack* I won't be surprised to find this posted a couple dozen times on r/egg_irl.

Mooster

CLAIREity indeed! (Okay, so in a way maybe that was one of my favorite taglines ever).

William Cole

Or even a "big sister vibe"…

I am the captian now

I miss seeing the robot hand in its metal glory.

So I like Pintsize's new body and all but I keep thinking about how he really needs dermal coverings if he wants to minimize internal wear and tear (like with Clinton's hand), and I hope it gets addressed lol

Rob McBobson

I know the feel, Pintsize... Reminds me of when I wore a skirt in the school picture when I was 10... "Just for a laugh," I said. *sigh*...

Krestus

A new one might be a bit creepy

Word Carpenter

That pun made wince it was so good!

Xaphania

ah yes, the old "i'm just dressing up like this as a joke, honestly" method of egg-cracking

Darnel D Cooper

(Smile) The possibility that the world may be spared increases in percentage.

Jason Zions

Always has. Plays "shallow and one-dimensional" well, but there was always a deep and complex mind behind it. Pintsize took the Companion job very seriously; just look at how much Marten has grown, with Pintsize by his side (or in his freezer) the whole time. I've always appreciated the occasional glimpses Jeph has given us of the sensitive person behind Pintsize's asshole surface.

SilverbackRon

Excellent example!

kupo

I can literally feel how being in the new body is allowing Pintsize to process and feel in a way he never expected. The subtle changes in how he talks, what he says, and how he behaves. I could tell there was a difference, even before I could put my finger on it. I only briefly wondered if I was reading to much into it, but now it's all there, right in the panels. Jeph, your character writing is second to none. I will never stop being amazed by your skills as an author. Thank you.

Daniel Rydberg

Minus ”then”…..

Daniel Rydberg

Too late for me.

RadiusUlna

I am HERE for character growth for Pintsize

Nicole Hands

I'm lovin' the story line. That being said, I'm not replacing my stuffed Pintsize-in-old-chassis for a stuffie of his new one. It won't fit as well on the office shelf...

darklion

It's like when Curie went from Ms. Nanny to synth...all those new emotions!

Desy

"But Doctor, I am Pagliacci."

Elf Sternberg

"The wacky hijinks were all driven by my anxiety at being small and weird and different, and now that I'm getting over it, I'll stop plastering your bathroom with macro shots of human buttholes... just kidding! I changed the lights and put in super-high dynamic range macro shots of human buttholes!"

Natalie Wagner

::applause::

Mad Marie

Yelling bird goes home / and looks into the mirror / and types in small caps.

Violet Elizabeth

sounds like transition euphoria to me :3!

Mad Marie

The best teachers of / “What it means to be human”: / fictional AIs

Miyaa

I hope Roko accidentally overhears this conversation. She needs this talk too.

Tova_Nator

awwwww

Yelling Bird

NOTHING GETS ME HARDER THAN A GOOD EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!

Thomas Halpin

Honey child let us talk

Mad Marie

Afterwards, the clown / sits, taking off the makeup, / and finally...smiles.

Tamara Macadam

SWEETHEART DARLING ANGEL

lin sanderson

ooh, body euphoria, Claire will probably have some insight on this topic~

Bagge

Oh no! Feels!

Mad Marie

...then, the butterfly / looked back, and asked: “How did I / fit in that cocoon?!”

Mad Marie

Isn’t it funny: / how incredible the depths / inside tiny souls?

Mad Marie

Sigh...all the feels, Jeph; all the feels.

Grace Kieser

It's been known to happen

kaitou

...not to put it another way.

kaitou

Not going to sit on the bench and not talking would make his feelings very unClaire.

Drazi

This is the most that Pintsize has ever said at once, isn't it? When you get a bigger body, you get a bigger brain that has room for more then porn.

Grace Kieser

Possible? They've been good friends since she moved in! Pintsize just doesn't show his friendship in a conventional way...

Drazi

That's Winslow, I think?

TanithGhost

How dare you make me have sympathy for Pintsize

Da Nargh!!

This must be how my MP3 player feels

Sue N

Aww, Claire is being such a good friend.

Andrew Mitchell

Totally. Turns him from, at best, comic relief into a newly hatched real character.

Bartley J Drood

If I didn't enjoy the seriousness of their conversation and possible deeper development of Pintsize, I would've say today's comic was just to set up the "CLAIREity" pun.

Merle Blue

Okay, I have gone from liking where this is going to LOVING where this is going.

I can't remember a time when we've actually seen AnthroPC and humanoid AI's hanging out together outside of Marten's apartment

Michael Boettger

I especially like Claire's face in panel 2.

Doug DeJulio

If any human is going to have real empathy for a 'bot that's finding their new chassis that they put on as a prank feels stunningly more correct than their original, it's going to be someone who's come through the other side of dysphoria. IMHO, anyhow.

Chelsea

Claire and Pintsize's friendship is my favorite dark horse of QC. I loved how he was there for her when she was freaking out about her final

Matt Grayson

Ask Marvin. “Get depressed about the meaninglessness of existence at twice the teraHertz!”

The only exception for “don’t read the comments” is right damn here. You are all excellent humans.

Matt Grayson

I would have expected more of a “Now Ursula can get a big sister!” vibe.

It makes sense, really. Moore's Law applies in the QC Universe as well. What AI wouldn't want to upgrade their hardware (processors, to be precise) if it doubles in processing power every couple of years or so. Meanwhile, my wetware is slowly but steadily decreasing in processing power :(

Thisguy

Makes sense. Pintsize may have been content with his old body, but with the new body, well, you know what they say, you don't know what you're missing out on till you experience it.

Kevin Hicks

Oh, man, are we about to see Pintsize experience emotional growth???

Bradley Richard

Groans are just quiet laughs!

Todd Ellner

You think Claire doesn't understand what this is like? Hasn't lived it most of her life?

Todd Ellner

If only he were talking to someone who can relate to body dysmorphia and would rather die than go back to her old shell.... Nice pickup on Claire's part

Jane the Inscrutable

Claire knows those feels (as do I)

Andrew

Or if that doesn’t work out, bartender ;)

Anthony Gaglianese

Sometimes, I forget that behind the butt jokes, general genetalia humor, and blanket shenanigans....Pintsize actually can be a decent being, on occasion. Claire, be gentle. It's not often this side gets genuine exposure. And Pintsize...bravo. Even something that starts as a joke can provide unexpected perspective.

Nascha Morrison

PINTSIZE 😭💖

drone r0m-3

Claire-ity?! *sigh*

Byron Wright

Maybe Pintsize secretly likes having opposable thumbs.

Fart Captor

Don't worry. It's his penis now

Nobilis Reed (personal)

Character growth? From PINTSIZE? --N

Matt

Makes me wonder if there would be a rift between anthro PCs and those with humanoid bodies.

Chauncey

It’s dialogue like this that somewhat redeems Pintsize from being an one note miscreant.

Edward Clayton Andrews

Pintsize... has depth? (Enters catatonic state despite Claire being awesome)

Carrie

💜❤️💖🥳🎉

Shawn K. Younkin

You got this Claire!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Her lemon sense is tingling!!

Congrats on hatching!

Scott Vogel

I am still sure they will find a way to throw him.

Fart Captor

Damn if this isn't me when my egg finally started to crack and I tried out women's clothing. I was TOTALLY gonna go right back, cuz I was SOOOOO not trans 🙄 Gonna have my twitter pals use she/her and call me Zoey, which took me zero seconds to pick and not because I've had my heart set on it! I'm just gonna dip my toe into being a girl a lil tho. For science