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🕑 Added 2021-06-03 01:10:31 +0000 UTCBeeps
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Turjas
I’m in total agreement with Beeps, there has been a pile of paperwork on my desk that I’ve been avoiding for at least a week now.
Dimitar Bounov
But what would be the tagline? "Applied Dildonics - we do it for the science!"? "Applied Dildonics - we really put the science in it!"?
Dancing on the Edge of Sanity
What, no "Applied Dildonics" shirt? If censorship or modesty is an issue, how about "Applied D-donics"?
Clifton Royston
OK, that's fucking hilarious. Pintsize will be so jealous of his former chassis.
Dave Van Domelen
Speaking of applied Dildonics, check out Something Positive for a tie-in to this week's plot.
JourneymanWizard
Huh. I wonder if the one Melon found and "rescued" is an escaped prototype? Also "Applied Dildonics: you wouldn't believe what they let you put on business cards!" "Applied Dildonics: pounding them so you know they can take it!" "Applied Dildonics: we're hard on the hard-ons!" "Applied Dildonics: we harm dildos so they won't harm you" "Applied Dildonics: guaranteeing** the only explosion you will experience is an orgasmic one!" ** provided you fun time doesn't include a 2-ton hydraulic press and AXE body spray
Jim Feldman
and the 20 minute new hire/yearly video you must watch so the outsourced HR can check that box
Doc Gumby
Totes agree. I just came on to post that very thing. Well done good sir!
Kuragari
Also, Applied Dildonics with a vague dildo logo would make a great tshirt. LOL
Kuragari
I'm just imagining a poster on the wall "The Dildos and Dildon'ts of Workplace Safety"
Thomas Halpin
I completely forgot about that one
Douglas E. Smith
It's been established that in the QC universe there are sex toys with non-euclidean geometry that can touch places that don't exist (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1380). So it's not surprising that teams of physicists and mathematicians are involved.
Dean Reilly
"Come with me, and you'll be/ In a world of robo-masturbation...."
Mark
Beeps is a sweetie, but she shouldn't be allowed out without an accompanying adult.
Stephen Wells
"There's an invisible emu loose at the applied dildonics factory." "Man, this f'ing town."
Stephen Wells
I want Claire to solve Beeps' paperwork issues and get hired to do that.
Tim Williams
one job I had in the past was collating data on safety inspections to meet OSHA regulations. At the end of the year I had a binder 4" thick. And that was just one small part of my job. I probably deforested a few square miles.
Todd Ellner
I can see it now. They will even get to meet the owner, Willie Wanker
Reinder Dijkhuis
Beeps no!
Dean Reilly
Beeps needs to be in a Willy Wonka costume for the full effect.
Anders Rapp
It's a dildo factory where they already FILLED that position! :-P
Sleepy John
I used to work for Applied Materials, and I think Applied Dildonics would have made a MUCH better business card.
Brooks Moses
There are so many rearrangements of those last four words that also make sense!
Jon Guyer
Not that, so much as Claire accidentally bumping the lever that sets the conveyor to high speed as she tries to get them all neatly into their cartons
Bagge
Play your cards right and there's a free sex toy in it for you.
Elf Sternberg
Just seeing Beepatrice again makes me happy.
Justin Alexander
Pintsize is going to be so mad he didn't go.
Thomas A. Dennis
Questionable Content; the webcomic that is its own XXX parody.
Shawn K. Younkin
I'm really wondering if we'll know... My money is on either Melon, or Yay... cause Yay working in a dildo testing facility would be fucking hilarious!!
Emma Humphries
qDot needs a cameo as Chief Scientist.
Simon Green
Thank you for choosing us! Just before we enter the factory floor, I have to go through a few safety dildos and dildon'ts hahaha! [Haunted look]
drone r0m-3
Take the tour Claire!
Sammitch
I'm just going to leve this one here for everyone that is enjoying that company name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics
Alacrity Fitzhugh
More like "unlimited" amirite?
Yelling Bird
I'VE BEEN ON THAT TOUR! THERE WERE SO MANY DONGS I THOUGHT I WAS BACK AT DISNEYLAND!
Julia Allen-Hesse
You’re missing out if you don’t sell Applied Dildonics Ltd t-shirts. Especially for pride month.
Andrew Mitchell
She might have got the job if she hadn't stopped to help Pintsize. No good deed goes unpunished.
Yonatan Zunger
I get the sense that Applied Dildonics should really hire Claire. I'm not even sure for which job in particular, but competent, together people are fairly hard to find, so if one comes to your door you should really default to checking if you have a job for them.
Summer Sudbrink
You won't last 3 minutes. :P
Will Weaver
Applied Dildonics Limited might be the best name of a business ever.
Jeff Norman
There was stiff competition for that job. It's a hard job to get. Hard to believe the lengths some would go for the job. Thank you—I'll be here all week.
Shawn K. Younkin
DILDOS SO DENSE THEY CAN CREATE THEIR OWN SPACE AND TIME CONTINUUMS... equipped with 3 different vibration settings for your pleasure!
Dean Reilly
Crushbot got the job. Most of Beeps' paperwork involves special ordering a reinforced desk and keyboard.
A. J. Alfieri-Crispin
I can glom Applied Dildonics, but theoretical dildonics is… ???
Grace Kieser
Beeps, sweetie, you gotta get better at doing paperwork!
Tinwhisker
Shot in the dark, Claire probably has a relatively unique perspective on dildos?
Levitikan
Big Wangers INC is a real company
TV4Fun
I'm sensing Beeps could use the help of a good librarian.
Michael Boettger
Maybe Claire can get a job as Beep's assistant?
Douglas E. Smith
Applied Dildonics, Ltd. We do it FOR SCIENCE! (and WITH SCIENCE!)
Michael Boettger
Don't lose hope, Claire. Something good is coming soon.
Rich Holmes
Just printing out that paperwork was a major accomplishment
Miyaa
It sounds more like a subsidiary of Aperture Science. Turn lemons into exploding dildos.
Eric Sieck
Heh, “entry”
Anthony Gaglianese
Applied Dildonics Ltd....that sounds a lot more professional and legitimate than I was expecting. Like 'Big Wangers, INC' or something.
Ron Edens
You weren't the only one thinking it.
Andrea Andrew
I wonder who filled the position, and if there isn’t another position Claire could find there.
Stephen B.
> Applied Dildonics Umm, are they looking for a software engineer by any chance? I'd do it just for the resume entry.
Ted Van Roekel
Applied Dildonics Ltd. A subsidiary of Black Mesa...
Leonardo Taglialegne
The position has just been... Filled... I'll show myself out
Miyaa
Now I want Beeps to give Claire that factory tour.
LorettaYoungSilks
Jeph, did you set up this story arc just to draw a bunch of dildos on a conveyor belt?
