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THAT Kind Of Testing

🕑 Added 2021-06-07 01:11:34 +0000 UTC

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Nathaniel Tagg

I didn't even see that! And now I can't un-see it!

JourneymanWizard

No safety goggles? Shame!

CaseyAEC

Weird thought. Do you think Jeph is inventing so many AI characters (which I don't mind at all, btw), because hates drawing noses?

MikeT

The latest generation of Sybians really pack a punch

Nash Wolfe

On a related note, a friend was once given some flavoured condoms, which turned out to be mint. Let's just say there are places you really don't want to have minty fresh breath.

Jax

Fire in the hole is something you never want to hear when discussing sex toys.

Chris Warren

I love Beeps's attitude. She's a good person.

Clarence the Liar

Hell, he might be Employee of the Month in a place like that. I am sure there is a good market for vibrators rated to take two or so tons of robot crushing down on them, accidentally or no.

Jax

Crushbot works here part time, I hope.

Kuragari

I would like to take a rapid fire pneumatic dildo cannon down to a certain Florida golf resort.

Stomat

It's not that kind of testing but they have emergency lube. Does that mean there are other people at the facility that *do* do *that* kind of testing?

SheepFace2000

God I love Beeps

Jim Feldman

Thank you professor Farnsworth

Jim Feldman

I remember when they started out on the radio (CBC out of Toronto?) We lived east of Buffalo and the station boomed in (on AM of course). Almost literally ROFL.

Jim Feldman

Make love, not war?

Jan Szejko

The kind of testing is also reminiscent of Portal

Summer Sudbrink

The same stuff as Pintsize's former chassis. :)

Leak

Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9N9stCUlGc&t=2527

Technoir

Clearly it's testing to see how many kilonewtons of force a silicone dildo can withstand before losing particle cohesion.

Bagge

I love how Beeps never stops being embarrassed about people asking about 'testing'

Bagge

Cave Johnson, we're done here

Somebody Else

psi is stored in the ball

Clifton Royston

I totally missed that.

Miyaa

I know! Didn’t think I needed that look!

lazymagpie

That last panel cracked me up good XD

Ben Russell-Gough

"We used to have a DoD contract and most of the equipment was purchased before we lost it for comedic ineptitude. My boss at the time insisted that we still use the military-specification equipment so that he didn't look like an idiot for making an unnecessary purchase."

The wall paneling reminds me of Portal

OldGoat

Truth be known, Beeps needs her orgasm circuit activated. She's at least as randy as May, but way more repressed. Take one of those things home and ride it to the moon, Woman!!

Everett Bradshaw

The emergency lubricant in the second panel made me snort my drink.

Chubby Bunny

I mean, makes sense. You want to make sure it's durable.

LOL!!!

Tim Williams

that weapon looks like it has an enlarged prostate..

Fart Captor

The scorch marks on the wall are such a great touch. The idea that a dildo hit that spot so hard that it burn the wall is amazing

RAILGUN

Fart Captor

Oh god there needs to be a new version of "Will It Blend?" except it's loading various sex toys into a howitzer

Uniquitous

Lock & load! We're gonna hit that like the fist of an angry god!

If Bubbles is getting anything it's going to be custom-built by Faye. Upon its completion Pintsize will worship Faye as a god.

Tim Eldred

Beeps missed the opportunity to say "cocked and loaded". Development of a .50 cal anti-tank dildo, perhaps? Is this meant to be the ultimate in military mockery or just a custom design for Bubbles?

I know "Penetration Testing" is a thing that you can do, and there's certifications for it and stuff, but seeing it in practice it's really not at all what I expected

Abhayakara

Where is the aerial faith plate?

kek she's a Pen-tester :) *cpt obvious - over and out*

KCool

For the sake of the consumers, someone really should be doing "that" kind of testing.

Randall Norman Pick

I really want to know what that target square is made of.

BobC

THAT'S what I call banging!

Bruce Steinberg

Oooo, let’s christen the new ‘ship Beepsized!

Bruce Steinberg

Claire is so adorable in that hard hat.

Tudza

Should I be happy that there are no holes in the wall?

JPMK! {verb}

Love you Beeps <3

Bartley J Drood

Awesome reference :)

Clifton Royston

I've noticed several regular Skin Horse readers & commenters are among the patrons here (including me, obviously.)

Likeablejerk

Beeps always clarifies that her job is not "that kind" of testing, but is anyone doing that kind of testing or are the dildos only subjected to standard destructive force tests?

Andrew Mitchell

I'm going to go with "probably".

Kai

National Railgun Association?

Rob McBobson

Here's a thought: Jeph usually doesn't show genitals, robot ones or flesh-person ones. But he will show a dildo. So one has to wonder: Is the moment that an artificial penis is attached to the robot also the moment that it becomes too indecent to show?

Summer Sudbrink

Applied Dildonics: A joint venture of PornHub and the NRA.

Anthony Gaglianese

If it's worth doing, it's worth OVERdoing.

Samantha

Boooooo!

Valraven

Maybe her hair functions as a hardhat

Summer Sudbrink

Good news! It's a suppository.

Summer Sudbrink

I guess this strip is cannon now.

Summer Sudbrink

The overcompensating jokes write themselves.

Summer Sudbrink

A different kind of injection molding.

Thomas Halpin

The dueling blushes in this page are fantabulous. I needed that cute today.

Summer Sudbrink

The original BFG-9000

kaitou

(I'll show myself out, now.)

kaitou

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

Gary Walker

Dickscarding Sabot

Captain Button

Note: Huge Success

Rich Holmes

Well, one thing, I guess. How does someone who can't change the paper in a printer without getting their hand caught in it survive using that thing?

Yonatan Zunger

I'm also thinking about SmarterEveryDay's supersonic baseball gun, and how it could totally be adapted to fire dildos, and suddenly I have an urge to do some very unwise machining.

Rich Holmes

Two words: Hypersonic dildos. What else is there to understand?

David Durant

I love that Claire is also blushing in the first panel

Bill Marcum

Notice that Beeps doesn't wear a helmet.

Bel

I think I want a dick howitzer...

Dallas Hicks

I wish you lived in Canada a couple of decades ago so you could have enjoyed the Royal Canadian Air Farce (a comedy troupe) who would literally use one of these every week and called it a Chicken Cannon as they would launch a rubber chicken and various goodies at pictures of politicians. If only they could have gotten away with launching a dildo at Stephen Harper...

Sammitch

This is where they apply the dildonics.

Yonatan Zunger

I mean, this makes sense. Consider that Crushbot might be one of their customers.

Shawn K. Younkin

I appreciate the emergency lubricant.

Hugh Eckert

Dildocannon 5000000

Douglas E. Smith

This was a triumph!

Cory Thorp

This arc is going to kill me, I swear. I laughed so hard I started choking.

Kenneth

I had no idea Applied Dildonics Ltd had a US Defense Department contract.

Brian Pickering

By any chance have you seen the cartoon Skin Horse? Because this type of testing strikes me as similar to the testing done by Drs. Chris and Marcy of the Department of Irradiation. When all you've got is a particle accelerator, irradiate things! When all you've got is a pneumatic cannon.... https://books.google.com/books?id=LdGEAAAAQBAJ&lpg=PT8&ots=vQ3129zQQ1&dq=skin%20horse%20%22department%20of%20irradiation%22&pg=PT8#v=onepage&q=skin%20horse%20%22department%20of%20irradiation%22&f=false

Dylan T

I really want to know who's funding these tests and for what purpose. Because I feel like there's been a misunderstanding on what the verb "jackhammering" means when used in a sexual context.

Jeremy Westerfield

Gee, that testing chamber looks an awful lot like another testing chamber that I know and loathe. The lab isn't run by a giant red eye, is it?

Michael Boettger

I can see it when she gets home:How was the interview and why are your clothes peppered with bits of pink plastic?

Yelling Bird

I DATED THAT PNEUMATIC DILDO CANNON! BEST RELATIONSHIP I EVER HAD!

Mad Marie

It’s pneumatic. Clearly this is modeling a blow job.

Dean Reilly

No hardhat for Beeps? Hiring robots is clearly a saving when it comes to safety equipment.

Devin Gates

Wrong aperture!

Hexagonal Crank

Or...potentially life saving.

doorbender

Fore’warned skin

BioYuGi

Oh god, is Beeps secretly terrible at this job too? She sucks at her pro-AI rights gig, and she hates doing paperwork here. Was she told 'test sex toys' and she never bothers actually testing them right and just does stuff that doesn't need to be done?