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Ian MacLean

Try teaching your cat to do this: https://youtu.be/WIlPFRsseQ8

Bagge

*laugh*

Kuragari

Aww poor pupper's like "What'd I do?"

AcheronYYC

As an owner of a licky borzoi, I felt this in my soul.

Miyaa

Ollie doesn’t strike me the kind of dog that will do that. Putting his pointy head on your arm and demanding a walk is totally an Ollie move.

Miyaa

I’m pretty sure Cosmo is a she.

William Stark

At first I only saw the “Slurp” frame and I was VERY concerned.

Krestus

Clinton gotta live his dreams... except maybe for the 3. panel.

Megan Lane

I have had the *reverse* happen, where it was my husband and I was dreaming about a nap in a meadow... he made a disappointed noise when I pushed him off, enough for me to wake up and say "oh.. sorry... I thought you were a deer." He about died laughing and we still reference it sometimes.

Mark

Randy asked nicely, I suppose.

Matt Pedone

My partner's actually done this to me. Numerous times. Each time she's grossed out by it, and vows to never do it again. Then, a few months later...

Hekiryuu

Unrelated to today's comic...how did pintsize's old body end up in S*P?

KCkittysnores

Fanservice at its best.

Scotty

Damn Elliot has a big tongue

giacomo vaghi

This reminds me the beginning of Ali G. The movie

Jeffrey Anderson

An effing dream? Damn!

kupo

This legit made me cackle.

Absentia

that moment when the gay is interrupted by doggo

Ben Russell-Gough

COSMO: "I kiss better. Admit it."

Livy N

So cute tho 🥺

darklion

*boof*

Thomas Halpin

Wait, getting trolled by long-faced pointy roommate... Jeph, your life is leaking into the comic again

Todd Perkins

I still think Cosmo is part anteater.

Sleepy John

Cosmo knows what you want. But he's not that kind of dog.

Chuck Dee

This isn't that type of comic...

Yelling Bird

AND THEN THEY FUCKED!

Tamara Macadam

god dammit jeph

BobC

We deserve it. Richly. That, and more.

Jacob Swider

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

Uniquitous

*wicked laughter*

runrin

can't wait til they hump.

Alex Borders

Not true! Cosmo exudes chill!

Brooks Moses

Oh dear.

Brooks Moses

Jeph trolling level with the first two panels: Epic. At least.

MikeT

The naked dream was earlier

Dan Curtis

I have had a dog wake me this way before. I snore so my mouth was hanging open and my dog just went straight for it.

doorbender

Perfect 😏😏😏

Dylan T

MLEM

Diptych

"Saw my mum in a cow bikini / and that's bad luck (bad, bad luck)"

Andrew Mitchell

Hahahahahahahaha, OMG JEPH THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😘😘🤣🤣😘😘🤣🤣

Douglas E. Smith

Dogs ARE good!

Douglas E. Smith

Panel 2 was probably a result of Cosmo's wet nose...

JD

In real life, doubtful. But when they're cybernetic, I don't see why you wouldn't unless they need to charge overnight.

Stephen Jeffrey

I'm starting to wonder if your primary source of nutrition is your readers saying "Jeph, no"

Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww! 😆

Dean Reilly

Is it usual for an amputee to sleep wearing their prosthesis?

Wild Card

Way to go ruining a good dream, Cosmo

Only in his dreams!

JD

So I guess this means that it's just the next day after they make out, since he's still at his mom's house. Everything else must have just been happening at the same time.

Jackie Horn

This is exactly what I needed today

Sorastro

Pointyboi luffin

Scott Gosnell

Clinton, but his hair gets bigger every time you see him.

Michael Voorhis

HAhahahahahaha! Awesome...

Yohannon

Beat me to it... though I was thinking along the lines of "Damn Clinton, you should be so lucky if that were his REAL tongue!!" ;-)

Michael Boettger

Is it me, or has the size difference between Elliot and Clinton mysteriously altered?

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

“Or better…”

James Roy

“Wake a boy from a naked dream/ and that’s bad luck (bad, bad luck)”

James Cooper

At least Cosmo isn't the type to establish dominance Clinton!

Leugi

There really is no chill on that house

Rob McBobson

"Listen, Cosmo, I believe in being nice to animals and I donate to animal rights organizations, but if you do that again then SO HELP ME GOD...!"

Shawn K. Younkin

Getting head is for Elliot!! >.>

Shawn K. Younkin

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Benzy

Squeeeeeee!

Michael Boettger

Good job, Cosmo! And Clinton, don't get ahead of yourself.

Thisguy

Magical pointy dog!

Fart Captor

:3

Ian Wolfe

That’s just mean, teasing us (and Clinton) like that!

Michael

We just witnessed the birth of a fetish I bet.

Lana Del Prey

Ugh god jeph ❤️❤️

Slashplane

Panel three exists now.

Hope

Obviously the real one has to go exactly the same., rule of threes

Ace of Hearts

I missed Cosmo