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Vulgarization

🕑 Added 2020-12-20 02:20:29 +0000 UTC
Vulgarization

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I love that M blushes blue!

Kuragari

I hope this inspires a line of AI/Human valentine's day cards "I want to visit The Horny Vault with you."

Wild Card

Ah, the special section of the library. Always curious what it contains, and how accurate things are in it. And which books have post-its in them saying "don't do this! it is unsafe!"

jimbo

May? there's something you should know about

The IT Guy Eh

In my day, the horny vault used to be at the back of the Blockbuster video store!

Joseph Bonnar

The technician who keeps my Dire Wolf running would agree, if House Kurita agents hadn't poisoned him last week.

jimfromtx

If it wasn't, it should be. That's great.

Stephen Wells

Many have tried the Horny Vault, but few can stick the landing.

Alex Borders

As I read this, I suddenly envisioned Bubbles creating a series of instructional videos, 'cause Bubbles is just that kind of helpful. And then my brain stuttered, and got stuck.

Stephen Wells

While every other character in the strip arrives to bring them books, coffee, snacks, new body parts etc.

David Howe

I am assuming Brun is Ace at this point, so may be deliberately missing the "hints" here..

David Howe

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2037 - vintage p0rn https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2212 - The Horny Vault.

David Howe

Well, Sven *is* on the rebound now....

David Howe

I am assuming Millie already HAS those in her... personal collection. Mostly PDFs, some graphic novels, then there are the sexy spaceship games...

David Pipes

Suddenly, I regret not considering English Lit and Security Studies in college...

James Dore

When I worked in the Bodleian Library, (Univeristy of Oxford) there was a special floor of the stacks that was sealed off with key cards, and it did contain all the pornography submitted to the library since the 1600’s. since it’s a Deposit library, it gets a copy of every book and magazine published in the UK. This was indeed the Horny Vault.

Rob McBobson

I'll take that expression as a "maybe yes, maybe no; sex is just embarrassing.

Mark

Brun doesn't have a clue!

Mark

The Horny Vault is Momo's special place. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4034

Simran Khalsa

I believe Brun and Mille are seated.

Luke McKinney

I do enjoy Momo's reaction being "omg embarrassed *OVERRIDE: ASSIST THIS*"

Milayna

I did not know that Momo was taller than Brun, much less THAT much taller than Brun

I read this page two or three times without seeing that final bit from Millefeuille. When I finally saw it I laughed out loud for a solid 30 seconds

Bagge

This is the questionable content I subscribe for

Bagge

....something something hardware?

Bagge

That's why she's saying it's not nessecary to go to the vault

Bagge

Momo gets the subtext as does Millefeuille.

Shane Wegner

GO TO HORNY JAIL!

Shane Wegner

Myomer is the synthetic fiber that powers the muscles of BATTLEMECHS.

Damien

The horny vault... interesting. Is there a waiver one must sign?

Shane Wegner

That's what the stacks, conference room, reading nook, beanbag area, bathrooms, janitor closet, other conference room, balcony, microfiche room, front desk (after hours only), Tai's desk (any time), and reading tables are for!

Yonatan Zunger

This also implicitly answers a question about whether Millefeuille's interest was horny or not. I'm going to take that final facial expression as a "yes."

David Jackson

For a moment I was thinking Brun is gonna be mad when she figures out she's getting crushed on *again*, but now I feel like the twist is she's gonna realize it's cool and exciting when it's someone she's actually into

Minzoku Bokumetsu

THE HORNY VAULT I HAVE BEEN REMISS IN MY LIBRARY PATRONAGE

darklion

o.o

LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)

I get the feeling that The Horny Vault is a Momo creation. University libraries just shelve that stuff like the rest of the books. 😂

Dylan T

The hyperfixation is real

Captain Button

The Horny Vault is a magical place that only shows you smut that appeals to you.

^ The Horny Vault: Just one of the special perks of being in the Library Guild in high school. #BookwormsRock

Adam Friedlander

What if the real horny vault was the friends they made along the way

Bartley J Drood

Dang it, after decades of going to libraries, I never knew that had horny closest. It's just my dumb luck to learn about this during covid when my library is closed :(

Gary Walker

The keycard is so you won't catch people fuckin' in there.

Momo's irises are uncoloured in panel two! It would have kinda made sense if it had been in panel three; she went pale with her eyes before blushing with her face!

Sparky

Hope for joy

Noise

Pandora's last name was Turing, obviously.

Hugh Eckert

OPEN THE HORNY VAULT

Andrew

That’s the first rule of the horny vault!

Isn't that like locking a mouse in a cheese factory?

JD

I vote that if there are ever Patreon exclusive bonus comics, that the first one is more about the horny vault. Also still waiting for the detail comic for May's new body.

Joel Bateman

I want to know more about the Horny Vault.

Sleepy John

"Shut up". Subtle.

Populuxe

I am now renaming a certain folder on my computer “The Horny Vault.”

jimbo

well damn, now we definitely have to visit the horny vault. we'e not going to leave a pandora box like that go unopened!

VGreenGoblinV

She’s trying her best to be helpful. 🤣

Clifton Royston

The books in the Horny Vault are just the novelizations of the smut game Millefeuille was playing previously.

Scott Gagon

Ws this playing during Momo's moment in panel 3? https://youtu.be/cOy6hqzfsAs

Fart Captor

No no Millie, it might be! We don't know that yet!

Mark Thomas

Also, they have a "SHUT UP" sign instead of a "quiet please" sign, and I totally respect that XD

Mark Thomas

Lies! That is T.OT.A.L.L.Y. NECESSARY

David F

Hey! no telling civilians about the horny vault!

Miyaa

Definitely thinking at some point Momo & May are going to cross the lewdness spectrum.

Miyaa

And know which numerical part of the Fibonacci sequence you have to press if you accidentally get locked in the Horny Vault.

I think Momo's eyes are missing some color in panel 2

Andrew Mitchell

But Brun still hasn't noticed.

Dustin Sollick

Momo's eyes going uncolored in panel 2 would have been perfect in 3!

Miyaa

Would consider upping my tier to Horny Vault tier.

Captain Button

So do you need two simultaneous keycards to open the Horny Vault?

dirtknight

Momo understands

Andrew L Butula

I love Momo.

runrin

if we never cut away and just had these two forever, i would be okay with that...

"The Horny Vault" would be an excellent name for a QC Slipshine series, huh

Gordon Johnson

This is the quality content I subscribe for 🤣

Cody Renton

Milliefeuille definitely knows. Brun definitely doesn't.

Is the Horny Vault gonna be the new Patreon tier?

Andrew

Spoiler: It’s actually Momo’s locker.

Spoogle McGee

something something Wetware.

Tamara Macadam

dumb thots get locked in the horny vault for their crimes

Timothy Roller

Says you. *reaches for decoder*

Michael Boettger

I like where Momo's mind went there. Wonder if she uses those for her Momo/Sven fan fic?

R L

/bonk


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