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Ollie facts!

🕑 Added 2020-12-30 02:22:59 +0000 UTC

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Ísabel Pirsic

ad 5) Metal or Industrial Dawg?

Pejo

Much of this is relatable but especially #11

please tell Ollie i love him!!

Tim Williams

I was under the impression that Ollie stands for 'Oll Leg'

Yelling Bird

He farts and startles himself? So he gets fartled?

Cole Blackblood

I would die for Ollie

Mooster

Jeph, thank you for taking time during your vacation to share! Ollie is awesome! I hope you had a wonderful holiday, and an amazing New Year!

Ted Hobgood

Ollie is a dreamboat.

Bruce Steinberg

As long as Jeph didn’t cheat on him and give Cosmo any pets.

Bartley J Drood

Great Ollie Facts. On the dietary one, my Labrador has a similar issue which appeared to be a food allergy. After multiple attempts, we found a brand made of salmon and ancient grains that had no chicken by products and no corn (not even as filler or stabilizer) and that was the magic that made him have normal poop consistency and no more goopy eyes. The downside is that it's one of the more expensive brands...but it's the price I'm willing to pay for dietary harmony.

Don't all dogs feet smell like popcorn?

I'm here for this!

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Chelsea

<3 what a good boy! I know I am a child but I can't stop laughing at "sometimes he farts and startles himself"

Eric Sieck

12) He is a good boy <3

Sheri Spangenberg

Very Good Boy <3

FuryoftheStars

I know it is for me. Err, I mean, for my dog. >.>

Rogers George

lol

Rat Mann

The best long boi

Penny Gotch

I once had a cat whose paws smelled like ginger biscuits.

capnsoapy

I love this long boy

My dog used to slip on my (fake) wood floors and refused to walk on them without an escort (he needs to walk across a wood floor to go out to the back yard). I tried rugs, but he refused to walk on those too. Then my vet told me about toe grips (the brand I use is Dr. Buzby's). My boy hasn't slipped once since we started using toe grips and is no longer afraid of walking across the floor.

Aran Fielder

I mean... Same on 11.

OldGoat

That is a pointyface's pointyface.

Lars Gottlieb

When we first met, my partner would startle at her own snores ...

Vanestus

Awe, what a good boy.

darklion

If your staircase is smooth (like wood or stone) many dogs get scared of that because they slip. My dog once slipped hard on our linoleum and after that he wouldn't walk on it, he needed to have rugs put in.

JPGer

baby

will davison

We had labs! Their paws smelled like Fritos! Maybe oily snack foods is a common thread?

Hugh Eckert

Hello, Ollie! Our dog is often startled by her farts, too.

Thomas A. Dennis

Had no idea that Ollie was a smooth collie--for some reason (maybe the angle of some of his pics?) I thought that he was a greyhound or part greyhound.

doorbender

Bark woof woof woof bark woof

Except for the loud noises part, you’ve described my dog too 😂 What a good boy!

Spacey02111

Now this is the content I signed up for! :D

Erin Hartshorn

Such a good pointy boi!

Ami

Always amused when my dogs would scare themselves from farts. Literally wake themselves up from a fart to a barking fit searching for what came out of their butts

Pete Hanson

My family had a dog who may have been a smooth collie. She would wake up and stare at her back end if she farted. If she farted a second time, she'd bolt. She was afraid of just about anything it was possible to be afraid of, including dolls, statues, loud sounds, soft sounds, insects, and birds. She wasn't afraid of cats though and would try to befriend them, usually unsuccessfully.

That Blair Guy

This may be my new favorite post.

Bryan Stopp

Is he scared of the stairs; or whats at the bottom? 😞

Duke

1. You’ve been struck by... A smooth collie criminal 3. Yes, yes he is. 4. and 6. Are these typical of the breed? Or just to your doggo in particular? 10. "Thou shalt have no other dogs before me, for I am a jealous dog".

Petsinwinter

Hey, we named one of our cats Abby before we realized what "tabby" referred to.

Joseph Bonnar

What a beautiful pointi boi!

Robin

He is the best boi <3

Salodni Ikkis

Hey, my cat's feet also smell like popcorn

This is the best list I’ve ever read! <3 popcorn feet!

Joshua T Corbin

Startle farts are a real thing! (our doggo does that all the time too)

Awww. Our dog Pete also gets startle farts, and his feet smell like Fritos. I love Ollie lore!

Onedavewreckingcrew

this is the deep Ollie lore that I crave

John Fiala

Yay! Good Doggo!

Peter Jensen

Aww yes, that's the good deep Ollie lore ...

Andrew Mitchell

Left the best fact until last! Well done.

Ashley Thomas

<3 such a good dog. deserves all the pets.

kaseido

That is adorable and absolutely made my day.

Magic Chopstick Games

Also re #6 we discovered that random-chicken-bones-on-the-sidewalk-season started today 😒

Magic Chopstick Games

Do you have wood/hard surface stairs? Our pupper was terrified of going down the stairs until we put little carpet treads on them

fixxnfoxy

Awww, he's gorgeous! Doggos are the best.

Ollie I would commit murder on your behalf

Lyman Green

Excellent! I see some dog things I am aware of others not. I like learning about other dogs. Dogs are the best

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

Friends had a mastiff. The dog was allergic to meat protein. It wasn’t pretty when he detoured from his diet. Very expensive, dog specific, rice puffs were his main diet.

Thomas Halpin

Fartles himself!

Bruce Steinberg

OLLIE FACTS!!!!!!!!!!! 💛💛🐶💛💛

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

11. Fartles

Ye Olde Phart

Your heart's been struck by // your heart's been hit by // a smooth collie boi :D

gatherer818

I love him even more now.

Shannon Traska

#11 ONE OF US... ONE OF US...

Sparky

Oh my!

Jackie Horn

I love him he's perfect

Samantha Yeaman

12) We all love Ollie very much, thank you.

I grew up next door to a collie who was best friends with a cat. I wonder if it's a general feature of collies?

Alicia Briones

Ollie is beautiful and sounds like a lot of fun!

Katherine Prewitt

For a long time, one of mine had feet that smelled like cookies,though it seems to have settled in her old age to corn chips. We still call her Cookiefoot sometimes.

That last one. 😂👏