Ollie Lies

William Karr

So long as he does know what I did last summer, we’re good...

Ísabel Pirsic

I say 6,8 & 10 are fake untruths

Pejo

Most of these are relatable, particularly #6 & 9 (nice)

My foster-fail quarantine kitten is named Khoshekh!

Miyaa

Dogs and other things that look like Ollie

Vik M.

Do Not Tempt 2021

Antoine Leblanc

Happy new year, thanks for the stable source of joy throughout this year. :)

Jeffrey Anderson

I sure hope 2021 is better. Happy New Year, y'all!

Captain Button

What is next? Ollie Myths, or Ollie Legends?

Joseph Bonnar

I'd be looking for a new vet.

Lars Gottlieb

Happy new year Jeph!

Keep it up bro, the nicotine train is hard to get off of, but you did it! I've got a baby on the way, so I am trying, and it is damn near impossible. So from us still trying, keep it up.

Having been a reader since 2007 and never chatting (an LTWFTW), nice balls on this one indeed. Love your work Jeph, keep it up and hope you're also healthy and well this year and the next.

KCkittysnores

They can smell the future, and the future is butts.

Ye Olde Phart

Welcome to the 2020 re-runs. ;)

Ye Olde Phart

Oh the mental imagery... Well, it's 2020, what did I expect?

Hugh Eckert

Dog lies are the best lies.

tagno25

I wonder if the "Ollie Lies" version of Ollie would be friends with Khoshekh.

Fact about my cat: when we brought him in for the check-up pre-neuter, the first words out of the vet's mouth, when he walked in the door, was "whoa, look at the pair on him!" And then he reached out to play with them!

Well at least he crosses his paws when he lies, so it’s ok (and adorable!)

Thomas A. Dennis

Begging your pardon, but how do you know that he can't smell the future?

Stellar

"well maybe it won't be WORSE" is word for word how I'm approaching 2021

doorbender

Hahahahhahahahaha! Woof

Ashley Thomas

i bet he does know what i did. i can tell. happy new year. i hope you had a nice holiday.

I'm confident the vet comment is true.

Ami

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Andrew Carmedelle

Here's to a less shitty 2021!!! 🥳🎉🎊 2021💩<2020💩

Richard

If #1 is an untruth, what's the truth? He can run over 200 MPH only on even-numbered days? He can run over 200 MPH on all days?

#2 oh no! I just watched Shut Up and Dance. (Black Mirror episode.) Don’t say things like that!

BobC

Some Ol-lies?

Joseph Bonnar

Thank you for your artwork. It helped protect my insanity during this past year.

L

Take me to butt.church 🎵

Verteiron

Smelling the future is actually a fairly low tier doggy superpower. Most dogs can smell the future, unfortunately human language lacks the requisite olfactory vocabulary to communicate it to us :(

Dallas Hicks

All the best to you and yours, Jeph! Thanks for all the years of entertainment and may this be the year the collective "we" finally smarten up and make a better world! 🤘🤘

Jody Kincaid

Funny thing is that's sometimes a comment we might make, but it's usually about the tiny dogs, and then the big dogs usually have Itty bitty ones...

pfreya

His dad was a buck and his mom was a sawbuck?!

Slashplane

how do you know he can't smell the future? Any excuse for more oliie pics is appreciated.