Sploosh

Daryl Sawyer

Lol. But seriously dudes, y u do dis?

Daryl Sawyer

Just a little dinghy. Oh, wait, you meant the boat.

David Pipes

If you could sit there and eat lunch, then "island" is appropriate. "Island in a stream" is a common phrase.

David Pipes

Not the sploosh I expected, frankly.

Leak

Wouldn't throwing the sender's phone (or his dick) in the lake make more sense in the long run?

Bagge

Isn't this the perfect time to find May steady employment?

Bagge

I don't THINK Elliot would send Clinton An unsolicited dick-pick. But IF he ever would, now would be the perfect timing

Anna Phylaxis

as a person who gets unsolicited dick pics - this is a perfectly justifiable response, the MOST justifiable

Andrew

I'm slightly shocked noone has implicated Pintsize yet. Does it just go without saying now?

Dean Reilly

Was it a big one though, or was it just a kayak?

Daniel Rydberg

But why would she check Messages in a canoe to begin with.. Oh I guess I shouldn’t speak on such a topic. During our kayak-trip this summer we stopped for lunch at this tiny island (I don’t know the proper English nautical term for a bunch of rocks with vegetation growing among them) and I dropped my power bank. I did however manage to pick it up, super worried that leaving it would make it corrode and leak metals into the lake. On a bonus note, the power bank still works despite it’s warranty notice telling me to protect it from water!

runrin

i just want to point out that aside from bubs exactly zero qc girls have worn any other top than a cami since 2021 started.

Leak

New job for Yay: punching solicitors of unsolicited dick pics in the same... as a public service.

Andrew Mitchell

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Valraven

Cue Elliot accidentally sending Clinton a dick pic just as unlocks and hands his phone over to Willow.

Chase the Dragon

Insert ladies in lakes, swords and other such lore.

SpookyPenguin

*blub blub blub blub*

Mad Marie

ps: no, gents: “Selfie Stick” is not a euphemism for “Dick Pic”. Please stop doing those. Thanks, The Womanagement.

Mad Marie

Survival tip #143: in an emergency, a smartphone on a selfie stick can serve as a makeshift canoe paddle.

Carin Maja Brooks

or maybe just disgusting, non-consensual stimuli. What would you do if somebody tossed a dead naked mole rat at you randomly?

Carin Maja Brooks

I feel I know people who would also do this

darklion

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Shane Wegner

I observe Willow has strong, bordering on panic, responses to surprising stimuli.

Brian

Yeetus the Meatus

Absynthe

Ooooh.... dicklets!

Carrie

My solution is to send this image linked back at them. It never fails and is family friendly. https://imgur.com/g98WMCM

Simon Green

Is that a kayak in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Captain Button

They who pulls this phone from this lake shall...

Hugh Eckert

Did a hand rise up from the lake and catch it?

Fuzzy Logik

Send them pictures anyways with the caption that says "this is a dick pic" but instead its just eggplants.

My blind partner is glad that he can't see unsolicited dick pics

kaitou

The phone store salesman misheard her, she asked for a smartphone, not a smutphone.

Glaive

i would also throw my phone in a lake if i got a dick pic. i don't live near one, but i'd definitely find one.

BobC

Well, at least she kept the barrette!

Yelling Bird

GREAT! NOW IT'LL TAKE ANOTHER WEEK TO WALK BACK!

Peter McDevitt

sadly, most phone insurance plans do not cover acts of dick.

Karl Åström

I have a folder somewhere named Dick Pics full of pictures of Richard Nixon... For those moments when I need to send an unexpected dick pic

VampireJuicePouch

He's embracing his inner twink

Hedgie

Heh. I sent my ex some dick picks recently. Dick Tracy, Dick Van Dyke, Dick Turpin, Dick Cheney. She groaned at that.

Isaac Rivers

Can we talk about how short Clinton's shorts are, though? Why does he get to be cute AND hot?

Diptych

checked my inbox for 2 seconds & immediately saw a genital. could not parse which type of genital it was before tossing my phone out the canoe

Dylan T

Sweet fool.

Michael Boettger

Well, hopefully it wasn't an expensive phone.

Skorpeyon

They’re kind of expensive. I couldn’t easily replace mine if I lost it right now.

JD

Okay, I get throwing the phone into the lake after getting a dick pic, but why didn't she just get a new one afterwards?

Max D S

Impulsivus Yeetus!

Edward Clayton Andrews

Perfectly sane reaction. Cromulent, even.

Andrew Carmedelle

An entirely reasonable reaction.